O-Yami-chan~

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Yami held his hair behind his ear and ate his Soba calmly, the people around were looking at him in awe. Robin made a funny look and said "Are you trying to eat elegantly?" Yami paused and said "What?" Usopp said "Those graceful movements, if not for knowing yo-" a knife flew right by his head and nailed into the wall behind him.

He yelped and stopped speaking.

Yami said badly "How am I supposed to eat?!" Robin giggled and Yami was fuming, Franky cracked a chuckle, saying "O-Yami-chan, relax..." he raised his voice a little and added "I'm sure you'll get married one day." the people around perked up, Yami opened his mouth widely and looked at Franky in shock.

A guy ran over "O-Yami-chan~" Yami slapped the man, saying "Scram... Scram right now. Immediately!" He kicked the guy over and over and Robin commented "It seems like he's enjoying it, O-Yami-chan." Yami was severely disgusted and said "Someone get this cretin away from me." he looked at Franky and a glint shined in his eye.

Franky kicked the guy away and chuckled dryly, looking at his metal wrist and saying "Oh, would you look at the time!" Yami was gonna say something when he heard a giggle, the group looked down and saw a little girl giggling and saying "You're pretty funny, Onee-san." Robin covered her mouth and laughed, while Yami's face turned black.

He said "Who are you?" the girl laughed and said "Toko! HAHA People call me O-Toko which is funny because I'm a girl! HAHAHAHA!" Yami blinked at Toko and said "What are you doing here, Otoko." Toko shouted "I'M NOT A BOY! Hahaha! I'm hungry."

Yachiru looked at Toko and said "You want some Soba?" Toko held her hands out saying "REALLY?! YOU'RE SO NICE! AHAHAHAHA!" Sanji said "Excuse you. No sharing, I'll make a new one." as he poured Toko a fresh bowl.

She laughed and ate some before crying.

Sanji and the rest ignored her, this was a regular occurrence around here.

The continued eating, when 3 guys came to collect protection fees. Sanji obviously refused and then the 3 guys started a ruckus. One of them knocked the bowl out of Toko's hands.

Oh boy.

Sanji froze and grinded his teeth, his entire body caught flames and he kicked one guy across the Flower Capital, Franky suplexed another into the ground, and Usopp punched the last guy into a building.

Yami caught the bowl before it smashed on the ground and gave it back to Toko, who cried again, while laughing, it was very strange.

She finished her bowl and then blinked "HAH?! I forgot! I gotta go! Thank you, Soba man! Thank you, Onne-san!" before running off. Yami grumbled "Who's your 'onee-san'... What a brat..." the rest just looked at him and he snorted "What are you looking at!?"

They just shook their heads at him and looked at the newspaper before making appalled faces. Yami and Yachiru looked at the newspaper and made the same face.

'Luffytaro Captured!'

Bruh.

Yami facepalmed and the rest sighed.

Suddenly!

There was a procession.

Literally out of nowhere.

They looked and saw Toko walking next to a blue haired woman with insanely long geta sandals. Yami said "How does she walk in those." Robin sighed and said "I have no idea, my feet hurt just looking at them." Yami shook his head and Yachiru giggled, saying "O-Yami-chan~ Do you need a foot massage?"

Yami smirked and bent over, whispering in her ear. Yachiru turned red like a tomato and looked a bit shy as she said "If... If you really want that, love~" Sanji coughed and steam came out of his head as he muttered "Lucky bastard..."

Robin's owner appeared out of nowhere and said "That's Komurasaki, the best Oiran in all of Wano." Yami looked at her and she sighed "You're close, kid." Yami clicked his tongue and turned away, Franky, Usopp, and Sanji put on a funny look, was he trying to be the best?

He was.

Robin's owner said "Anyway, you'll be accompanying her to Orochi's Banquet tonight. Let's go, we have to get you ready." she looked at Yami and said "You should probably go as well, O-Yami." Yami got up and said lightly "Let's go, O-Ruru." Yachiru followed Yami and they left, walking away slowly and gracefully.