It’s Said to Be a Special Chapter, but It’s Actually Just an Overly Excessive Chapter.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 468 It's Said to Be a Special Chapter, but It's Actually Just an Overly Excessive Chapter.

Yoshiwara.

"Everyone in front of the screen, I'm really sorry!" Kawaki, who was kneeling on the ground, bowed his head and shouted. Then, he looked up at the camera and continued, "Today, I was going to release [Beep—]'s chapter, but because of [Beep—], it became [Beep—]! So, I used [Beep—]'s feeling to send [Beep—]'s special chapter!"

"That..." Seita, who was at the side, reminded speechlessly, "Brother Kawaki, what do you mean by what you just said? You just said a lot of [beep——] at the beginning, and the readers have no idea what you are saying... "

"Don't mind this kind of thing!" Kawaki folded his hands and replied with a look of disapproval, "It's not important at all! It's completely unimportant that the Onmyoji chapter to be released today can only be fooled into a special chapter because the actors are not in the right place!"

"No way," Seita narrowed his eyes and retorted with a look of disdain, "By the way, didn't you just tell me the specific situation? What do you mean when you say the actors are not in the right place? Will something like this happen again in our crew?"

"Don't you realize that you and I are the only two people on the set today?" Kawaki squinted and reminded him expressionlessly, "Even the set was chosen in my room. Don't you understand at this point?"

"I understand a little..." Seita lowered his head and sighed heavily, "Speaking of which, do you want the two of us to hang out today? Don't you think it's weird? We are a team."

"But having said that, what is your favorite line in this work, Seita? In our work."

"The topic was changed too abruptly!" Seita complained angrily, "Is this what today is? A special chapter of classic lines?!"

"If you don't like it, we can use your diary or something." Kawaki shrugged and said indifferently.

"No, it's better to use the classic lines..." Seita replied without thinking. Then, he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly continued, "No, it's not right at all, right? It should be the lines that readers like the most, right? The lines I like are completely useless."

"Of course, when it comes to the lines I care about the most, it is indeed the line that Sister Kouka said at the beginning of the second chapter." Kawaki raised a finger and said to himself.

"Hey, why did you continue so naturally?" Seita retorted expressionlessly.

[Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me, right?]

"En!" Kawaki nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up, "I'm still a little concerned about it. Wait for me, Seita. I'll go kill that baldy and then come back."

"Is this what you mean by concerned?" Seita was in a bad mood. He pointed at Kawaki and shouted, "It's just jealousy! Speaking of which, your sister's complex is too deep! Stop quickly! Please stop!"

As he spoke, Seita hugged Kawaki's leg and tried to stop him.

"Let go of me! Seita!" Kawaki shouted angrily, "Today, I will definitely kill that baldy! What are you acting so proud of? You're just a baldy! No matter how you look at it, there is nothing other than being bald! By the way, being bald is not an advantage at all!"

"Hey! Hurry up and calm down!" Seita pulled Kawaki and shouted with all his might, "If you leave too, I can't do it alone! Absolutely not! Today's chapter will be over! I beg you! The special chapter about classic lines is also fine! I will cooperate well! Please! Brother Kawaki!"

...

Looking at the unhappy Kawaki who sat down again with his arms folded, Seita smiled awkwardly. Then he turned to look at the camera and raised his index finger, revealing a smile at the same time.

"Then, if it's my turn, there are a few lines that really matter to me. The first is what Brother Kawaki said in Chapter 23..."

[When humans are controlled by emotions, humans at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny after the event, I always think that this is one of the humans' highlights.]

"... Although I still don't quite understand what it means, I always feel a little concerned about it."

After saying that, Seita scratched the back of his head and smiled foolishly.

"Did I say that?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and asked with a puzzled expression.

"Hey, what's going on with your head?" Seita squinted his eyes and retorted.

"Ahaha," Kawaki scratched the back of his head and laughed, "Since you said so, that means I really did say that. But then again, what is the meaning of this sentence?"

"Don't you know it yourself? !"

"Ah, I don't know." Kawaki shook his head, then closed his eyes and said, "But when it comes to highlights, I always think of the Charm Point. Of course, there is no need to mention my Charm Point. There are too many. I feel that I can't count them all."

"You should find it out on your own!"

"It's so embarrassing." Kawaki shook his head and smiled awkwardly, "No matter what, I really can't do something like praising myself, even though I'm a perfect person."

"You say you're embarrassed, but I don't feel like that at all. You even shamelessly say that you're perfect!"

"Don't mind such a small thing."

"Tsk, really a man who makes people angry." Seita spat in a low voice and then continued, "Then, there are some lines that I care about, which is what Katsura-san said to me in Chapter 99..."

"Is it finally my turn? It seems that my opportunity, who has been waiting outside the set, has finally arrived." Katsura, who had arrived at some unknown time, stood behind Kawaki. He clasped his hands and chuckled, "Then I will take out my 4,000 sentences of my personal..."

Without waiting for Katsura to finish speaking, Kawaki instantly got up and tied Katsura tightly with a rope that he had found from an unknown place. Then, without any hesitation, he threw Katsura down from the window.

After doing all this, Kawaki closed the window and returned to his original position. He sat down as if nothing had happened.

[Don't...Don't lose your sword...]

"Direction!" Katsura, whose face was covered in blood, pushed open the window with all his might, gritted his teeth, and said.

"Disappear!" Kawaki shouted loudly. At the same time, he kicked Katsura away again, "Seita, cut off all the lines related to this guy later. If there are any, cut them all off! This guy has appeared many times recently, and he still wants to come out. He is really not content at all! Next!"

[Moving on from the past does not mean forgetting the past! You bastards!]

"Seita-kun?" Kawaki whispered into Seita's ear, "Whose line is this? Why is it so unfamiliar?"

"It's yours, right?" Seita shouted in annoyance, "Of course it's your line! Remember what you said clearly!"

"Eh? Really? Did I really say this kind of line that isn't handsome at all?" Kawaki said with a face full of disbelief.

"Ah, that's enough. I don't want to retort anymore. Hurry up and enter the next line!"

[Even if you are no longer young or beautiful, but... the longing that has lasted for hundreds or thousands of years, isn't it also a type of light?]

"Who said this?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and asked with a puzzled expression.

"It's still you!" Seita shouted angrily with white eyes, "Ryugujo! The Ryugujo chapter I remember it clearly! The sad summer vacation where a person practiced at the dojo!"

[It doesn't matter if you can't use it as a sword to protect them. At the very least, you can use this tattered umbrella to block a few drops of rain and sadness for them. That's enough!]

"I have an impression of this!" Kawaki raised his hand and shouted, "Let me think about it a little. Which chapter is it... Ah, right! It's the Jade Rabbit Chapter!"

"Ah right, your head! What is the Gyokuto(Jade Rabbit/Moon Hare) Chapter? There is no such chapter at all! It should be the Benizakura(Crimson Cherry Blossom) Chapter!"

[What's the first thing that humans see when they come to this world? It's Oppai! There's only one earth, but there are two Oppai! I really hope that the last thing I touch at the end of my life is Oppai!]

"Although I don't know who said it..." Kawaki crossed his arms, chuckled, and praised, "But the guy who can say such words must be an amazing guy."

"Hey, this is still your line, right? During the Yagyu chapter." Seita retorted expressionlessly "Anyone who can say such lines is just a pervert, right? He's just a pervert who likes Oppai, right?!"

"You don't like it?" Kawaki asked back.

"Even if I like it, I won't say it directly like you!" Seita shouted with a red face, "Alright! Next!"

[What do you mean by retirement game? Is there such a thing in life?!]

"This is the line from the Koshien chapter!" Kawaki said without thinking.

"It's Chapter 307 of the Amarao Football Chapter!" Seita corrected.

[A half-assed person can't get first place in a line of tens of thousands of people! A half-assed person can't accept his real self at this time! A half-assed person can't shed tears at this time! The last and most important point! A half-assed person would never dare to admit that he was half-assed! You better remember this clearly! Bastard!!]

"It's too long! Did that idiot say such a long line?" Kawaki rolled his eyes and complained angrily, "The whole conversation was just half-assed! If I have to add something, then the person who can say such a long sentence without any nutrition is already half-assed!"

"That... this sentence was also said by you..." Seita reminded with a speechless face, "During the Owee chapter."

Kawaki,"..."

[But... I want to choose the latter one-aru. It doesn't matter even if I take a long way. I still want to choose the latter one. Maybe smart people will choose the first one at this time, but it doesn't matter, because I am an idiot. It doesn't matter if I choose the latter one because I am an idiot.]

"Kagura-chan is so handsome~Little uncle will always support you~"

"You remember Sister Kagura's lines very clearly..." Seita retorted with a speechless face.

[Samurai... just a bunch of stubborn people.]

Kawaki lowered his head and snorted softly. Then, he said with some emotion in a low voice, "Well, it's not bad to end it like this."

"What's so good about this?! It's not over yet! Why can you say those words that seem to be the conclusion? It's not over yet! There are still eight hundred words left!" Seita shouted in a bad mood.

"Eh?! Really?!" Kawaki was surprised.

"Is it really okay to make that kind of reaction?! What [Eh?!]?" Seita shouted with blue veins popping out and saliva flying everywhere, "Be more serious!"

"I'll leave the rest of the time to you! Hayashi-kun!"

"That one has been finished a long time ago!! "

"In that case... then, please! Inosuke-kun!"

"Hey! That one is tomorrow! The studio next door has already finished broadcasting today! There is no more today! We are the only ones left!"

"I really have no choice." Kawaki sighed softly. "Then let's settle it as usual."

——Special dividing line for small theater——

[Year Three, Group Z, Teacher Kawaki] The fourth time!

"Ahem, next is the reader's letter session." Standing on the podium, Kawaki cleared his throat. He looked at the envelope in his hand and slowly read it, "Asked by xx from xx, [Had Kawaki been wandering for seven years before coming to Yoshiwara? What is his living situation in those seven years? And is Kawaki's role in the story a frivolous man? Looking forward to the answer.]"

After reading the letter's contents, Kawaki looked up and answered with drooping eyelids, "Yes, I have been wandering all the time. My life is caught between starving to death and living. As for frivolity? No, my character in the film is just a person whose emotional intelligence is lower than the average human. In other words, I am just a love idiot who likes Oppai."

"By the way, the Kawaki in the story is actually a very innocent man. When he had just entered puberty, he knocked down a girl wearing strawberry panties at the corner of the corridor of the school he had just transferred to. It was a dream like a pure love comic that led to misunderstandings and falling in love. Of course, the girl in the dream also had an impressive bust."

After that, Kawaki took out another letter from his pocket, opened it, and read it. "Mr. xx from planet xx. [Luffy...]"

"Well, that's all for today's reader's letter session." As he said that, Kawaki crumpled the letter in his hand into a ball and threw it into the trash can at the side, "Also, everyone in front of the screen! One last reminder, the me in Year Three Group Z is completely different from the me in the story! The character settings are completely different! Apart from the same love for games and Oppai, there is no other similarity! Remember it clearly for me!"

'It sounds like there is no difference at all...' The students below the podium silently retorted in their minds at the same time.

[Year Three, Group Z, Teacher Kawaki] The fourth time, End!