Even a Man Has Times When He Is Duplicitous!

In the magnificent reception hall.

"As expected of the Princess of the Planet Gorilla. She even chose such a luxurious place for an ordinary wedding reception." Shinpachi, who was wearing a formal suit, pushed up his glasses and looked around. He then sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"After all, she is also a Princess of a planet. Isn't this level normal?" Gintoki, who was also wearing a suit, crossed his arms and closed his eyes with a look of disapproval on his face.

"Speaking of which..." Shinpachi glanced at the hall once again, "It seems that only Kawaki-san is not here. All of Shinsengumi and the envoys from the Planet Gorilla have arrived."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi with a serious face, "Did you bring "that"?"

"Of course!" Shinpachi immediately patted his chest and replied, "I brought all the Tupperware and plastic bags at home!"

"Alright! Repeat the battle plan now! Kagura, you go first!" With that, Gintoki looked at Kagura, who was wearing a pink cheongsam.

"First! Fill your stomach until you can't fit anything!" Kagura replied.

"That's right! Next, it's your turn, Shinpachi!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi again.

Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and replied decisively, "Second! Of course, pack everything you can and bring them home!"

"Alright! Just remember these two points!" As he spoke, Gintoki took the lead and walked to an empty seat at the side.

Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other and nodded. They quickly followed.

Shinpachi and Kagura took the lead in sitting down, but Gintoki did not dare to sit down after a long time.

"Gin-san? What's wrong?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, who was in pain and asked doubtfully.

"Ah, ever since I used the roll of paper given by Kawaki that day, my butt has been in bad condition..." Gintoki said with a painful face, "I have been sleeping on my stomach for the past few days. Do you think we should also install a squatting toilet at home?"

Shinpachi/ Kagura, "..."

In the end, Gintoki endured the pain in his butt and sat down.

...

"It's here!" Gintoki's pupils contracted slightly, "Are you ready?!"

"En!" x2

Gintoki and the other two looked at the waiters who were carrying plates over, and their expressions became serious.

However, when Gintoki and the other two lifted the plates, they could no longer smile because... the plates were filled with bananas! Although there was red wine, the dishes were all fresh bananas!

"What a joke!" Gintoki instantly exploded. He immediately stood up from his seat, "Such a big show, and there are only bananas! Who are you looking down on, you bastard?! Are you worthy of our gift?! Give me my money back, you bastard!"

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "If I remember correctly, our gift is only three hundred yen, right? If you calculate it, it is only one hundred yen per person."

"At least give me a cup of chestnut parfait, bastard!" Gintoki cursed hatefully.

"This may be some kind of Planet Gorilla tradition," Shinpachi smiled awkwardly and then pulled Gintoki to the seat, "And isn't banana also very good? Not only can it relax the bowels, but also prevent insomnia and lower blood pressure."

"Tsk, what a stingy wedding reception." Gintoki curled his lips in disdain.

"This kind of banana is not bad-aru!" At this time, all of Kagura's thoughts were completely thrown into the banana on the table.

"There's no other way. Since it's only banana, then banana it is. Shinpachi, remember to pack it up." As he spoke, Gintoki peeled off a banana and ate it.

"Yes." Just as he responded, Shinpachi glanced at Kawaki and Tsukuyo, who had just entered the door. He hurriedly waved at the two of them, "Kawaki-san, Miss Tsukuyo, here."

When Kawaki and Tsukuyo saw this, they walked over and sat down on an empty seat beside Shinpachi.

"Kawaki-san... is your head... alright?" Looking at Kawaki's blood-covered forehead, the corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched.

"Ah, I'm okay. This bit of blood is fine!" Kawaki crossed his arms and snorted, his face full of indifference.

"I can't see it at all..." Shinpachi murmured.

On the other hand, Tsukuyo didn't say anything from beginning to end. Her beautiful eyes were full of curiosity as she looked at the gorillas in formal suits sitting in the seats not far away from them.

"But then again, it's really incredible. He actually invited us to participate in such a reception," Kawaki sighed, "Although he is just a gorilla, he is also a very humane gorilla."

"That's right. Kondo-san is also a reliable adult," Shinpachi agreed.

"Thank you for your patience!" The emcee's voice suddenly sounded. After that, the lights in the hall turned off, "The bride and groom will now make their entrance!"

After the emcee finished speaking, the door slowly opened along with the wedding march songs. Then, a beam of light hit the bodies of the two gorillas in formal suits at the door(Kondo and Princess Bubbles).

Then, under the applause of the guests, Kondo and Bubbles slowly walked to the high platform and sat down on the seats on the high platform.

Although Tsukuyo still did not understand the situation, when she saw Kawaki clapping beside her, she held back her curiosity and clapped.

"It's really not enough to look at it no matter how many times I look at it." Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and then blew his nose, "This couple is really a good match."

As he spoke, Kawaki directly stood up and shouted at Kondo, who was lowering his head on the stage with tears in his eyes, "Gorilla! I'm so happy for you!"

On the other side, Matsudaira also stood up and shouted with tears in his eyes, "I'm so happy for you! Kondo!"

The rest, "..."

When Kondo heard this, his face turned even darker.

...

"You're too excited! Kawaki-san! Hurry up and sit down!" Shinpachi reminded him in a low voice and then pulled Kawaki back to his seat.

At this time, the wedding march was finished, and the lights were lit up again.

"It's a guy who doesn't care about others at all," Kawaki picked up a tissue and wiped his tears, "He actually went to pursue happiness by himself."

"Hey, please don't say such bad lines anymore, okay..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly and then looked at Kondo and the shy Bubbles on the stage, "Kondo-san must have made a decision after careful consideration. Although I don't know why we just need to bless him silently."

"That makes sense." Kawaki chuckled.

"Why?" Gintoki said with a look of disapproval, "Of course, it's because he can't control his bowel during a marriage meeting, and then it became like that."

"No matter what the reason is, as his friends on Earth, we should be blessing them with a sincere heart at a time like this." Kawaki sighed.

"Indeed, after all, being able to find the same kind of marriage is also a matter of congratulations." Gintoki nodded and said.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Sogo, who was dressed in a formal suit, walked over and sighed softly. He then said to Kawaki and Gintoki, "Two bosses, it's better to be less sarcastic; this kind of thing is not funny at all."

"I am not laughing. It should be said that I can't laugh at all." Gintoki retorted, "This is my first time attending a wedding, so I want to cry."

"You're right. I don't mean to ridicule him at all," Kawaki said with a nod, "I feel happy for him from the bottom of my heart."

Sogo was a little speechless, but he still shrugged and continued, "Can the two of you think of something? This wedding is just to introduce the new couple to everyone. After that, there will be an official wedding on the Princess' planet. After that, Kondo-san will officially become one with the gorillas and will never come back. If we want to ruin it, tonight is our only chance to ruin the match."

"Okita-kun, you said that you want to ruin it... But, didn't this reception been ruined from the start?" Gintoki glanced at the gorilla sitting in the hall, "There's nothing but gorillas here. Not even I can ruin something that's been ruined from the start."

"Wait a minute," At this time, Kawaki finally couldn't take it anymore and said, "I finally understood after hearing what Sogo-kun said just now, so you are trying to ruin this wedding?"

"Great, boss, your understanding ability is finally online," Sogo said expressionlessly.

"I said that you should stop in moderation, okay?" Kawaki sighed and said earnestly, "How long do you want to rely on that gorilla? Why do you want to destroy his hard-won happiness?"

"Boss, what are you talking about..." Sogo was a little speechless.

"I mean," Kawaki pointed at Kondo on the stage, "He also worked very hard to get to where he is today. You should let him go, right? Give the gorilla the freedom to pursue happiness!"

"Boss, do you really think that Kondo-san likes that kind of gorilla?" Sogo asked with a speechless face.

"Of course," Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded with an expression of taking it for granted, "Because he's already trembling with excitement!"

Everyone, 'Not at all!'

As if he had seen through everyone's thoughts, Kawaki sighed softly and continued to explain, "Perhaps you might think that he doesn't look too happy, but! Men are actually like this sometimes. When they need to be reserved, they will also be reserved. Even if they are men, there will be times when they are duplicitous!"

Hearing this, everyone fell silent, and Tsukuyo also lowered her head in thought.

"Boss, you mean to say..." Sogo murmured, holding his chin with one hand, "Do you mean that Kondo-san really likes the Princess?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Kawaki glanced at Sogo in surprise, "Although you don't know, I can see his determination to protect the Princess when he stood in front of her at that time! Do you remember?"

As he spoke, Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya trio.