Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 409 Colds Always Come Back Again and Again!
"Oh!" Kondo suddenly thought of something and said in surprise, "Green onions seem to have the effect of relieving coughs and reducing phlegm! My mom wrapped one around my throat when I was a kid. So what are we going to do?"
And then...
In the yard where snowflakes were constantly falling, Kondo was naked, holding two green onions in his hands, and a green onion in his chrysanthemum. While Kondo was standing on one foot with his back to the house, he shouted,
"Miss Otae, how much longer do I have to keep this up?!"
"Until your fever's gone and you're frozen stiff," Otae shouted in Kondo's direction.
"Sister, that person will die," Shinpachi said expressionlessly.
"This way, the turbid air will become a little better." Otae said with a smile, but then she noticed something and said with some distress, "But the air still feels very dry making the virus multiply..."
As she spoke, Otae suddenly thought of something and clapped her hands, "That's right! Water the yard!"
When... Kondo, who was in the yard, felt cold water pouring on the back of his head. He immediately shouted, "Miss Otae! The snow has become rain!"
Under the eaves at the door of the room, Shinpachi looked at Otae who was watering the back of Kondo's head with a smile on her face.
"Sister, that person will really die."
At this moment, Sacchan, who was lying in the room, suddenly sat up and complained to Otae and Shinpachi at the door, "I said, can you close the door? It's very cold, the cold air is coming in."
Gintoki, who was lying on the other side of Sacchan, said, "What? Is it cold? Then let's sleep together."
"Eh?"
Without waiting for Sacchan to respond, Gintoki lifted the quilt and moved above Sacchan. With his two hands on both sides of Sacchan's head, he said to Sacchan face to face, "There's nothing better than using body heat to keep each other warm when it's cold."
As he spoke, Gintoki took off Sacchan's glasses.
"Eh? Wait..." Looking at Gintoki who was so close to her and the ambiguous atmosphere she felt, Sacchan suddenly became shy, "Wait a minute, Gin-san. No, it's not that I hate you, but it can't be done like this. In this kind of place, won't everyone see it?"
Sacchan's heartbeat was getting faster and faster. She bit her lower lip and continued with a face full of shame and anger, "This... this... will make me excited!"
Therefore, Sacchan, who was holding an Otsuu-chan's pillow, was kicked by Gintoki into the corridor.
Looking at Sacchan who was holding the pillow and rolling around on the ground in extreme excitement, Gintoki expressionlessly put on the mask and closed the door of the room.
"Shinpachi, don't let a virus carrier in again." Gintoki walked to his bed and laid down again. At the same time, he reminded Shinpachi who was kneeling on the ground.
"Gin-san, that is my treasure," Shinpachi said expressionlessly.
"Speaking of which, where did little uncle go-aru?" Kagura asked, looking at the empty bedding on her side, "Is he dead-aru?"
"Don't curse people to die so casually, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi said, a little speechless, "He seemed to have recovered just now. He said that he would help take care of everyone."
"As expected of a hopeless big idiot, he actually recovered so quickly." Gintoki said casually, but then he suddenly thought of something and said with some doubt, "No, no. Does that idiot really know how to take care of the patient? Does that idiot really know how to write the word 'take care of'?"
"No, he absolutely does not know how to write. And maybe even the patient will not be able to write." Kagura ruthlessly agreed.
"What kind of existence is Kawaki-san in your hearts?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "No matter what, Kawaki-san is still an adult, right? Even if he is usually very unreliable, he should be able to do such a simple thing!"
As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, the door was suddenly pulled open. Then, Kawaki, who was holding a basin of cold water and several clean towels, slowly walked in.
After closing the door, Kawaki came to Shinpachi's side and sat cross-legged on the ground.
Looking at Kawaki who was soaking the towels and putting them on the tray, Gintoki and Kagura's eyes were full of disbelief.
"I didn't expect... this idiot who only knows how to eat and play since he was a child and has never been able to take care of himself would actually have the desire to take care of others..." Gintoki got up and murmured in disbelief.
"No way..." Kagura was also in disbelief, "I must be dreaming-aru. This good-for-nothing otaku uncle, who only cared about games, would actually do such a thing! I am so touched! No, I have to send a message to Mommy quickly! Woo..."
"Hey, you two should stop before you go too far." Shinpachi narrowed his eyes, his face full of black lines as he complained, "It's so pitiful for Kawaki-san, who works so hard to take care of you, to be spoken ill by you guys."
"Shinpachi, I'll leave Kagura-chan and Miss Otae to you." As he said that, Kawaki handed two towels to Shinpachi, then glanced at Gintoki and gently smiled, "As for the last silver-haired naturally wavy hair, let me do it."
Looking at Kawaki's black belly smile, Shinpachi silently took the towel and tactfully walked to the side.
"It's much more comfortable..." Otae with a cold towel on her forehead breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile.
"Yes-aru. I feel much better." Kagura, who also had a cold towel on her forehead, echoed with a satisfied face.
"Gintoki, do you want it?" Kawaki held the last towel in his hand and looked down at Gintoki from above.
Looking at Otae and Kagura who became satisfied because of the towel, and then looking at the last towel in Kawaki's hand, Gintoki swallowed his saliva and replied, "Want... want..."
"You want it?" Kawaki raised the corner of his mouth and revealed a kind smile, "Shouldn't you say, "Please give it to me", right?"
"Please... Please give it to me..."
"Please give it to me?" Kawaki chuckled, "It should be said, "Please help cool down the hot body of this boar! Kawaki-sama!", right?"
Hearing this, several veins instantly popped out on Gintoki's face.
"Hurry up and say, "Please help cool down the hot body of this boar! Kawaki-sama!"" Kawaki's expression became more and more ferocious, "Hurry up and say, "Kawaki-sama, please put it on my forehead!" If I say it, I will give it to you! If I say it, I will put this last towel on your forehead! Hurry up and say it! "
"Bastard!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and the veins on his face throbbed. He looked at Kawaki with hatred.
"What's wrong? Don't you want it anymore?" Kawaki raised his eyebrows and said with a mocking expression, "If you don't say it, I won't give it to you. I definitely won't give it to you."
Gintoki, who couldn't bear it any longer, instantly got up and used all his strength. He gritted his teeth and roared angrily as he kicked Kawaki away.
Therefore...
"Uh... it relapsed." Kawaki sniffed his nose and then lay back into his bedding. Then, he said with a slight sigh, "But it's really hard to take care of patients."
"Kawaki-san, that's not taking care of them, but training them." Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on his face and retorted expressionlessly.
"If there's a next time, I'll definitely kill you! Remember it, you sadist!" On the side, Gintoki looked at Kawaki and cursed.
"Speaking of which, where are Kagura and Miss Otae?" Kawaki looked at the empty bedding on the other side and looked at Shinpachi doubtfully.
"They seemed to have recovered just now. They said that they would take care of the two of you." Shinpachi explained.
Kawaki and Gintoki were both shocked at the same time. Then, they sat up at the same time and rushed to the door without any hesitation.
However, before the two of them reached the door, the door was opened by Kagura, who had just walked in with a large jar of disinfectant on her back. Seeing the two of them trying to run away, Kagura instantly reached out her hands and held their heads.
"What's wrong-aru? Patients should lie on the bed and wait for others to take care of them. Little Uncle and... Gin-chan."
"I suddenly feel better," Kawaki said with a smile, his face covered with sweat. "I don't feel uncomfortable at all. My body suddenly feels relaxed. Cough! Cough! Cough!"
"Yes. I don't know why, but I suddenly feel better." Gintoki agreed with a face full of cold sweat, "I feel better from a cold or something in an instant~ Cough! Cough! Cough!..."
"Why are you still coughing?" Kagura squinted at the two of them and threatened, "I'll give you two, two seconds to go back and lie down. Otherwise, I'll crush your golden egg..."
Hearing this, Gintoki and Kawaki instantly broke out in cold sweat. Without thinking, they turned around and walked to their bedding, and lay down obediently.
"Wouldn't it be better if you had done this earlier-aru?"
Kagura curled her lips in disdain, and then directly removed the large jar of disinfectant from her back and placed it on the ground. She aimed it at the room and pressed the switch without thinking.
In an instant, the entire room was filled with disinfectant.
"Kagura-chan, what are you doing? Cough, cough..." Shinpachi covered his mouth and coughed as he complained, "You sprayed too much, just a little less is enough."
"Stop, Kagura-chan. It's too choking. Cough, cough, cough, cough..." Kawaki coughed so hard that he could not stop.
"I wasn't knocked down by the virus, but I was knocked down by you first. Stop it! Kagura! Cough cough cough cough..." Gintoki was also coughing so much that he couldn't stop.
But Kagura didn't listen at all. After spraying the disinfectant, Kagura picked up a bag of desiccant and sprinkled it all around Kawaki and Gintoki.
After doing all of this, Kagura started to walk to the door and aimed the flamethrower that he had found somewhere in the house.
"No! No matter what, that won't do!" Kawaki quickly stopped him, "Someone will die! Someone will definitely die!"
"I beg you! That won't do!" Gintoki shouted at Kagura at the same time.
However, just as Gintoki finished speaking, Kagura had already pressed the switch. The moment the flames shot out from the muzzle, the entire room was instantly blown up...
BOOM!!!
"GAHH!!" ×3(Kawaki, Gintoki, Shinpachi)
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