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Marvel: The Flash Is...Flash Thompson!?

You know the Flash, right? Fastest Man Alive, Speedster Omega. But do you know who he is? Hated by J. Jonah Jameson for the mask he hides under, a speedy vigilante sporting a hidden identity, the Flash is an unknowable existence to both the super and normal world. But I know who he is. After all, I'm him. I'm Flash...Thompson.

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08 - Where Is Spiderman?

Chapter 08 - Where Is Spiderman?

Written By Dr Armstrong

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->Flash POV<-< p>

*BOOOM*

*BAAM*

*KABLAM*

Strike after strike, the Rhino abused and slammed the car against the ground as he roared in frustration.

Fury was evident in his eyes as the Rhino gave a death glare in the direction Flash had run in. Clearly, he was contemplating whether to give chase or not...

Releasing an animalistic grunt, Rhino turned his back only to regret it heavily in the very next second...

"AAARHH!?" A loud cracking sound was heard as a force speeding through several hundred miles per hour crashed against the Rhino's left calf, dropping the hulking giant to his right knee.

Flash's hands tremored as he ran a couple of meters back from the Rhino, a police baton now bent into the letter 'J' steaming in his hand, the weapon he had used to destroy the giant's knees...

He released visible breaths of air as he panted and looked down upon the messed-up baton, his posture slightly humped due to the sheer exhaustion.

'Good thing I didn't use my hand...' Flash muttered in relief before recklessly throwing the now obsolete and damaged baton to the side.

He glanced at the other baton in his left hand and quickly threw it to his right as he was no left-handed fighter.

"Hey, did I break a bone or two?" Flash threw a lame joke and a fake mocking smile as he hid the internal panic attack he was having before he glanced at the heaving Rhino, who quickly turned his head to face him.

"Oh, you did..." The iron giant smirked before breaking the wind as his body exploded into motion, his two hands that were akin to tree barks reaching out in an enlargened pre-clap position before they...

*BOOM*

"But not mine!!!" Like a sonic boom, an explosion of sound shattered the wind as Rhino gave a death clap, breaking all of the Flash's bones and smashing him into bloodied bits...if only he had actually been there.

*STRIKE*

"AARRRGH, MY DICK!?" The Rhino's voice exploded onto the surroundings, bellowing in its agony.

He continued to wail and scream as he clutched his now-damaged nuts, feeling as if they had been struck by 10,000 thunderbolts personally sent from the most depraved incarnation of Zeus.

"Ooo, your shell is strong." Flash praised in a lighthearted tone as he glanced at the baton in hand, it was slightly bent to the right and steaming for just how hard he had hit Rhino's balls.

"You—AARG!?" Rhino let out yet another blood-curdling screech as he was spanked in the back like a naughty child, the baton almost breaking the sound barrier as it crashed against his rear, giving the Rhino one nasty backshot.

"Damn, sorry! I'm just a...perfectionist, you see..." He waved the slightly bent baton around in front of him so Rhino could see as he rubbed his hair with his left hand and gave a mockingly apologetic smile.

"But..this still isn't straight..." The Flash paused as he appraised his baton closer with a focused expression, if previously it was bent to the right, now it was slightly bent to the left!

"Wait, no—"

*BAAM*

Blood rained against the ground as dozens of teeth flew to the side, Flash enjoyed this scenery in slow-motion as he beheld the Rhino's jaw breaking apart to the left.

A very obvious part of the Rhino's body remained unprotected by that incredibly durable armour; his jaw.

Flash didn't hesitate to use it against him as he proceeded to bitch slap the heaven-loving Rhino out of Aleksei with his now very bent baton.

The shockwave could be heard as the Rhino's gigantic body was pushed back by a few inches, one hand gripping his bloodied jaw and the other guarding his nuts.

"You..." The Rhino repeated like a broken record as his eyes portrayed a new kind of emotion; immense regret.

"Shit, it still not straight!?" Flash gave a dramatic 'Oh no!' expression as he held the baton very close to his eyes.

"STOP!" Rhino gritted his teeth as he slammed his fists against the ground, shattering it into cracks. 

After silently looking at Flash for a brief moment, Rhino's middle-aged lips suddenly morphed into a grin before his body erupted into a charge, sprinting headfirst in Flash's direction.

'Really...?' Flash was quite baffled that Rhino still thought he could catch him, so with a stale expression, he simply strolled out of the way so Rhino would crash to the wall behind him.

*BAAAM*

And as expected, the brick wall broke into a thousand pieces as the hulking giant of a man that is the Rhino bulldozed straight through...

He kept on running even after Flash had dodged, his gaze as solid as adamant steel, his muscled arms swinging back and forth as he ran, steam emanating from his pores as blue-tinted blood veins showed themselves on his forehead, though Flash couldn't see that part as the upper portion of Rhino's face was obscured by his visor.

"Hey...hey....hey, where the hell are you going!?" Flash shouted with an angered expression as he saw the once provocative Rhino choosing a specific strategy that Flash thought only he would have access to whenever he was involved.

Tactical retreat!

"Oi, oi, oi!" Rhino glanced to his right as he continued bulldozing through multiple buildings, breaking through solid concrete walls as if he were a farmer running through his wheat field.

With his lower body spinning around in a running motion, akin to the Speedsters of Looney Tunes, Flash wore a frustrated expression on his face as he glared at the Rhino.

"Seriously? You're gonna run up to me and try to kill me because you dreamed of me betraying you? Which isn't even possible, mind you! Then you're gonna run away just like that? I'm literally speed, you schizophrenic loser!" However, the Rhino just ignored him without explanation nor validation.

*BAAM*

"Urg...!" Rhino grunted in pain as he tilted slightly to the side for a bit as if a clap of thunder had just coursed through his nerves. It didn't take more than a few seconds for more and more pain erupted

The Flash was utilizing his unnatural speed to his utmost advantage, punching, kicking, and striking every part of Rhino's body, it was also painful on his part as Rhino was well-armoured, but he couldn't care less at this point.

*BAAM*

Another wall broken through, Rhino was like a maniac that tore through buildings as if they were cardboard, it was as if he was specifically targeting them.

He was running through the damn city, doing every bit of property damage he could. But why, why on Earth was he continuously shouting...

"SPIDER-MAN! Where are you, Spidermaaaaan!?" He shouted at the top of his lungs as the Speedster effortlessly followed him from the side.

--->Author's Note:

Thoughts?

More reviews, please. I need that boost of dopamine, baby.

...Anyway, would you guys consider 2 women as harem or nah? Just wandering.