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Me. Nat, Rion and Hela were eating dinner in a somewhat normal room.
We went to the Royal Dining Hall.
Which was huge. It had these long-ass tables, and everything was over the top.
Hela took one look at it before sneering and leaving the place to find somewhere more comfortable.
Guess she wasn't happy that all her war efforts led to building and buying useless things.
She was happy with the Royal Hall. It showed power and prestige. For when guests come to visit. But the Dining Hall was over the top. It's meant to enjoy your meal and have friendly conversations.
How can you converse with someone when the table is like 10 meters long. So we went into a smaller room that Hela found suitable.
She left us here and went in the kitchen. 10 minutes later she came back with some terrified, bloody chefs to take our orders. While we were waiting for the food Hela decided to start the conversation.
"Now how about you tell me what you know about this Mad Titan. And I'll tell you the information my Lady has given me"
Both Nat and Rion looked unconcerned by this topic and were more interested in playing with the little guys. Hela insisted on coming with us. Seeing as how Toothless was laying on her lap while she searched his head.
"Well as far as I know he has been going from planet to planet for decades. Whipping out half the population. Some say it's his personal mission. Others say he wipes them out to send the souls as a gift to Death herself"
Hela scowled at that
" Now he decided to collect the Infinity Stones. To use their power to wipe out half the Universe at once."
Hela looked at me "You mean like the Space Stone you hold in your pocket."
I take out the space stone "Yes I have already destroyed the Mind Stone. The Time Stone is in the possession of Rion here" I point my hand to The Ancient one who opens the Eye of Agamoto showing the Time Stone
"This is arguably one of the stronger stones since it can be used to Turn back time on the Destroyed stone. But she has sworn to protect the stone at all costs. I have put a spell on the stone. If should she fall the Time Stone will come to me. And I will destroy it for good"
Hela frowned " I see. That's troublesome. Leaving that Stone intact is a great risk. Yet you can not destroy it as it will kill all those who have sworn to protect it."
Yeah, it sucks.
'Sucks to be you'
'Shut up Shukaku. Go back to your anime or go make some more sculptures'
'Sheesh fine. That's the thanks I get for trying to lift the mood'
"Well, then how about we make some basic rules about this alliance of ours."
I just nod at her. Signaling for her to take the lead. Negotiations is a long and troublesome process. So might as well finish this one as soon as possible
"Seeing how both have a common enemy. Thanos. So it's fair to say that we will be fighting him together. Should he attack one of us. The other will rush to join in the battle"
"Agreed" That's given. She put it in there just for the sake of formality.
"Second. I have been absent from my duties for a very long time. And they have piled up. Immensely. My Lady doesn't mind it that much. But it bothers me. I feel like I have failed her as her Avatar. Now I want to finish my tasks as soon as possible. But should I do it alone it would take me centuries. I want you to help me with them"
Hmm. Now, what do I ask in return?
[Quest issued by Lady Death]
[Help Hela with her tasks without informing her of my involvement.
Rewards: This will depend on the amount of help given. Can be an increase in strength or some item.
Time Limit: None
Y/N]
Well, I was planning on accepting anyway. I'm surprised that she did this. She had no reason to. I'm assuming she is planning something but also wanted to help out Hela. They have a closer relationship than I thought. Even with Hela being sealed for millennia. I mean just as I was about to ask for something in return. Death comes in and offers to take care of the cost.
"Okey I agree but I also want help in return when I find myself in a bad situation"
She raised her eyebrow "When?... Not if?"
" I often find myself in very unexpected and dangerous situations. It would be nice to know there is someone to back me up in such times."
"Hmm sounds fair. You help me I help you."
HA! She must think she is getting the better part of this deal. Does she even realize of all the bullshit beings in this Universe?
I'd bet anything I will be meeting them later thanks to The Company.
We continued to negotiate about little things like that. Trying to make it fair but lean on our own side a bit. And as soon as we signed the magical contract.
Beep Beep Beep. x3
The Devices that me, Nat and Rion carry started beeping. The Kamar Taj distress signal
I quickly use my Clairvoyance.
And just smirk at the coincidence.
I look at hella and grin "Dormammu just attacked our base. We are going to defend it. Your help would be appreciated"
Hela looked shocked before she facepalmed and groaned
I mean I get it. We just signed the damn thing and now she has to fight an Overpowered. Almost undying being.
Sucks to be her.
"All right everyone in the case" I yelled out to the pets. When they started groaning and protesting I just grabbed them using Telekinesis and stuffed them in the Magical Suitcase.
Rion has already opened a portal for us. All of us quickly step through preparing to fight Dormamu's Zealots.
But my mind can't help but think back to the quest
What the hell is up with the system? It gives no quests for quite a while. Now Death issued one. Did she hack the system? Or was she allowed access? What the Hell is that old bastard doing?
###Touch-me-sama's Office
BANG
"Why Don't You Work!!!"
Touch me banged on the control panel. His eyes were red from rage.
" I fixed all the bugs. I re-made the whole system. Why doesn't it connect with his!"
Ding
[A Quest has been issued by Lady Death. She also left a message
Message begins:
"Hello you dumb pervert. I have taken an interest in the boy, so I don't want any of your funny business. Just because I can't kill you doesn't mean I can't make you suffer. Oh, and your firewalls are terrible."]
Hufff Hufff
His face was red and veins were popping on his forehead
"FUCK!!!!" He clenched his fists and raised both arms
BOOOM