God politics are sh*t

F*CK! the head, the freaking head! it's going down now good...

wait. it's the white space. did he seriously just freakin die again??

oh, old dude in a suite is back. looks pretty gloomy tho? so apparently this time I'm on a wooden chair with some cushions. God is in an office chair behind a wooden desk. that's loooots of paperwork right there.

MC- "So?" I ask in an uncertain tone

God- "We're both in deep shit." he replies in a solemn tome. Ok? so that's concerning. right guys? "basically god politics. So I pretty much took you for some politic stuff since I couldn't do the 'duel' myself *cough* inter-universal wars *cough* I was planning to tell you later but shit happened and here we are now I'm gonna have to nerf you-"

MC- "THE F*CK?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NERFING!" I punch the table and grind my teeth, I'm about to gauge my F*CKING eyeballs out!! I then sit down and try to calm myself. holding my hand on my face and forehead.

God- "look It wasn't ME that wanted to do this d*mnit!" he seems really angry the he places a red button on the table and a wheel of fortune looking thing appears floating behind him. "spin the wheel it gives you you're future things and then off you go"

so I spin the wheel and seem to get extremely lucky I get infinite mana. then I see god sliding something on the table. it looks like a vial with gold liquid inside but then I see Felix Felicis on it and I drink the entire thing before clicking again. my personal Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan huh. summoning magic not great but cool. then its miscellaneous god inheritance's. Wait what? I look at the God questioningly.

God- "*sigh* Basically, that last one gives the inheritances of gods like Blacksmith gods, Runic gods, Craft gods, Enchantment gods, Medicinal gods stuff like that" ah, okay I get it, basically OP as fuck.

MC- "what are the nerfs?" I ask seriously.

God- "basically wishes 1,3,4 and 5 are deleted. system functions everything except map, inventory and a limited lottery deleted but since I'm bringing you into god politics we're giving you the tools you need to make you're own world cuz of what I brought you here fore in the first place, God duels, you will soon be transported to a fully furnished room in a separate dimension so good luck for now. Bye, bye."

MC- " Yeah, f*ck you too!" I scream as I fall down into a dark hole in the ground. huh now that I think about it that last phrase sounds wrong. scratch that they both sound wrong if you put 'certain' parts together *chuckles lightly*.