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Captain America: If you can't hold on, you have to hold on. If you are tired, keep fighting. If you die, you have to block the enemy with me. Jiang Yifu, if you run away again, I will shoot! ! Iron Man: Hey, Jiang Yifu, you are fighting the Chiritas or tearing down the house, hey, bastard, be careful not to lead me to my building! ! Banner: Hulk is going to smash the building with Jiang! ! Black Widow: You bastard, go and bring me the nine-meter-long sword, you can't kill this bastard! ! Hill: Jiang Yifu! ! I want you to explain where you got so many girlfriends! Thor: You bastard, pay back the gambling money you lost in Asgard in the name of Asgard before you die! ! Wonder Woman: Jiang Yifu, you bastard, what a fight, go away, go home and make milk powder for the child, leave it to my mother! ! Superman: Cousin-in-law, my cousin is demolishing the building again! ! ! Fiora: Is it a battle plan to live peacefully with other women? you sure? Jiang Yifu: You stand up, I...

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Ask Sarah to be the babysitter!

Seeing the puzzled expressions of the two, Jiang Yifu knew that the other party might misunderstand him, thinking that he was insinuating that Steve's father died well. . He hurriedly opened his mouth to remedy, 'cough, that's it. Let me briefly introduce it first. My name is Jiang Yifu. My parents are former military laboratory researchers who died in an explosion made by a spy half a year ago. Everyone in the laboratory died. I also have a sister who works in the police station and often doesn't come home. She is very busy. '

After a pause, let the two digest what they said, 'I need a nanny, an honest nanny, who is responsible for cleaning the house and cooking. Occasionally need to run errands to help me buy some other things, the work is very simple, just need to live in my house. I love doing research, so I need someone to cook me a good dinner every now and then. Two hundred dollars a month, the salary is settled on the first day of each month, and I will pay extra for shopping. '

In this era, many people can't find a job. Even if they find a job, it is only twenty dollars. $200 is an exorbitant price!

Sarah looked at Jiang Yifu's eyes full of motherly love. This poor little one, it turned out that both parents died unfortunately. 'I can do it, if you agree, I can do the job, and I will try to do it well and take care of you in life. '

Steve didn't think too much about it, but when he heard what happened to Jiang Yifu, he was also very sympathetic.

A nanny needs an experienced person and a woman to take care of herself. Ask a big man to come back as a nanny, isn't he sick! A beautiful woman is always better than staring at a big man. 'Okay, if you can, report it tomorrow, remember to live here. I'm at home all weekend, and if you agree, I'll give you the money tomorrow. Nice to meet you Aunt Sarah, please take care of you in the future! '

Sarah generously gave Jiang Yifu a hug, 'You're welcome, Mr. Jiang, I'll be here at eight tomorrow morning, will it affect your rest? '

It was a natural hug, but Sarah's figure was so good, Jiang Yifu and Masha both felt a little strange. The innocent boy Jiang Yifu's shy face suddenly turned red. 'No, it won't. Auntie don't have to be so polite, just call me Eve, that's what my friends call me. '

Sarah is a mature woman, and her children are older than Jiang Yifu. She thought the other party was playing a hooligan at first, but only when she saw Jiang Yifu's blushing face did she realize that the other party was a teenager and was at a restless age. She had this reaction. It is also normal. Not only did he not blame the other party, but he was also a little happy in his heart, and praised himself for his charm. This little guy's capital is really rich! For fear of embarrassment, he kept holding him.

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Jiang Yifu felt very embarrassed, but very comfortable. Fortunately, Steve can't see it, otherwise he will definitely beat himself to death, what's the matter. In my heart, I have to sigh that Aunt Sarah is a really good person! ! !

The two hugged for a minute before they separated, and Steve didn't feel that it was strange. Sometimes it was normal to be grateful to each other for a hug. I am very happy that my mother has found a job again, but I feel very embarrassed when I think that I have no job yet.

Until Jiang Yifu sent Aunt Sarah and Steve out, his face was red and he was still bent over. Sarah said goodbye with a smile, and gave Jiang Yifu a meaningful look, not knowing what she was thinking.

'Mother, congratulations on finding a job, much better than working as a nurse in a tuberculosis ward. ' Steve was happy, after all, being a babysitter was much safer than being a nurse in an infectious disease.

If it weren't for today's accidental encounter, it is very likely that Steve's mother would have died of an infectious disease as before!

'Thank you, Steve, if you want to be a soldier, go ahead, Mom supports you. You will also be a great soldier like your father. ' Sarah came back to her senses and said kindly to her son, knowing her son's wish. Now that I have a stable job, let my son pursue his dream.

'thanks Mom! ' Steve hugged his mother in tears.

After sending off the future captain of the United States Steve and his mother Sarah, Jiang Yifu packed up the purchased supplies and threw them into the laboratory on the first floor. In the laboratory, there is a circular reactor of file size on wheels, and the thick insulating colloid forms a circle, on which the ether element coil and the palladium metal coil are wound. A simple sample, does not yet have the ability to run.

If this thing can run, with the File size of the reactor, it can support the energy expenditure of the entire house. Whether it is electric energy, thermal energy, or other forms of energy, it can be self-sufficient, and there is no need to use electricity from the power supply bureau at all. This is an epoch-making new energy source.

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Closing the door of the laboratory, Jiang Yifu began to exercise every day. The previous body is not thin, but it is also the level of ordinary people. To survive in turbulent times, it is best to have a good body. Diana's paradise island seems to be a primitive social environment, and there is an activity called gambling.

Gambling means that two people duel in a one-on-one situation. The winner can gain the dominance of the loser. Simply put, as long as you win, the other party is yours. And Amazon's credit is very high, basically yours, it will be yours for life, unless you die! !

It is definitely impossible to win Wonder Woman by exercising. She is the illegitimate daughter of Zeus and has a semi-god physique. It is difficult for humans to win head-on. But it's not that there is no chance, it just needs a little professional intrigue and luck. But if you don't exercise, there is really no hope. Although he doesn't say it, Jiang Yifu actually hopes to take off this shameful virgin hat! !

There is not much money left by the parents, and now the most important thing is to make finished products and sell them for money. It is even more impossible to expect relief without money. It is better to rely on yourself than others.

Fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups, and ten sets of dumbbells. Half an hour later, this amount of exercise just made fifteen-year-old Jiang Yifu feel the limit. The feeling of sweating all over the body is really comfortable. Through continuous exercise, I can feel that every muscle is full of strength, and at least 80% of its strength can be exerted.

'Hey, Yves, you iron rooster, come over for dinner! ! ' Outside the house, the black classmate Ollie stood in his small yard and shouted to his neighbors and friends.

Jiang Yifu hurriedly took a shower and wiped his body, then went to his good friend's house.

The house is not big, at least half smaller than my own, just enough for a family to live in. And black people are the least popular, often doing the lowest-end jobs, and being able to live here is already better than many black people.

Mrs. Barra is a black woman with a plump and proud upper circumference, a small waist and an exaggerated lower circumference. She holds a clerical job in the police station, which is just trivial matters such as simple statistical documents, and the police station conducts physical fitness every quarter. Exams are used to screen out unqualified police officers to replace new recruits. And black people do have the ability in this regard, and those who exercise easily are stronger than the average person.

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In addition to this, there is a twelve-year-old girl. This is Aoli's sister, Shu Lin. This year, she is a sixth grader and is about to enter high school.

'Yve come over quickly, ready to eat. ' Mrs. Barra invited Roar enthusiastically, perhaps because she was at home, wearing a tight-fitting shirt, showing off her proud figure to the fullest, especially the stalwart on her chest, which made people a little hard to take off.

'Hee hee, hello Brother Yves! ' The little girl, Shu Lin, enthusiastically called Roar. Like Aoli, she and Jiang Yifu were also neighbors who had known each other since childhood. Well, it's okay to be a childhood sweetheart.

'Hello Aunt Bara, and hello sister Shu Lin. I can smell the food from far away, and Auntie Barra's craftsmanship is getting better and better. ' Jiang Yifu sat at the dining table, which was grilled with golden brown and fragrant steaks.

The so-called cannibalism is short-mouthed, and if you eat other people's things, your mouth must say a few good words.

Mrs. Barra smiled happily. Maybe someone of ** blood is more articulate. 'Haha, thank you for the compliment, Yve is such a good boy. Eat it quickly, eat it while it's hot, there's not enough left, don't be polite, treat this as your own home. '

Ollie rolled his eyes a little. Mom was deceived badly enough. Yves is a good person, and the criminals who robbed on the street are all good people. Others don't know, but I know who this guy is since I was a child, but it's very bad since I was a child. I specially do experiments in other people's places. Every time I burn here or break it, use his words. Saying 'It's not your place anyway, don't feel bad if you break it! ! '

A hearty dinner that just makes up for post-workout hunger. *

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