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Man in MARVEL: Starting with Immortal Body

「MTL/Machine Translated Chinese fanfic that is at least funny AF」「Other Name: Man In American Comics: Start Regenerative Healing Factor」 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 【 Synopsis: 】 Lu Chuang traveled to the Marvel world with a Danganronpa game panel! As long as you unlock the achievements, you can get super high school level talents! To: Stark: "I can make steel armor!" Lu Chuang: "Coincidentally, I can build Gundam." Domino: "My super ability is luck!" Lu Chuang: "It's just lucky, I have it too" Doctor Strange: "You can also do magic?" Lu Chuang: "In modern society, there is no magic, it's just a child's fantasy." After finishing speaking, Lu Chuang threw down a pile of cards, and his figure disappeared as the cards fell. … As time goes by, Lu Chuang finds that the talents he unlocks seem more and more strange. Finally, he unlocked a special talent. Super High School Level Despair! Lu Chuang looked confused, is this asking him to film Danganronpa in the Marvel world? ﹝Leave a review if you liked the novel﹞

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Our Church Doesn't Teach This

Lu Chuang withdrew his gaze and rubbed his eyes with some discomfort.

The lights in the bar were so harsh that now his eyes were all colorful.

Seeing the black brother next to him wearing sunglasses, Lu Chuang patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother, do you sell your sunglasses?"

"Hey man, don't come find fault...."

This black brother has a full face and tattoos on his arms. As a black man who suffers from discrimination, he thinks that Lu Chuang is looking for trouble on purpose. He wants to teach Lu Chuang a lesson, but when he sees Lu Chuang, He suddenly widened his eyes.

"Father, it's you, why are you here?"

"?"

Lu Chuang looked puzzled, and saw the black brother take off his sunglasses: "I am the priest, have you forgotten, we met in church before."

Seeing the black brother's face, Lu Chuang remembered, isn't this the black believer in the church?

In the afternoon, I didn't notice that I was wearing a coat. I thought he was a pious ordinary believer, but I didn't expect that he was still a martial artist after taking off his coat.

Lu Chuang instantly entered the priest's personality, and said with a gentle smile: "definitely I have not forgotten, my child, every child who believes in the Lord is in my heart, and I will never forget it."

The lights of the bar shone on Lu Chuang, and the black brothers knew that it was a holy light. Although the holy light looked colorful, the black brothers were still deeply touched and no longer wondered why Lu Chuang appeared here.

He clasped his hands together and clenched his fists as if praying, and said reverently, "Father, you are a great man!"

R: "..."

This scene is perfectly normal in a church, but why is it so unsuitable in a Bar?

"Since we are acquaintances, let me just say it straight, I need your sunglasses."

"No problem, if you like this pair of sunglasses, I'll give you this pair of sunglasses, priest, if you want something to drink, just order me as a treat.

"What an embarrassment." Lu Chuang immediately put on his sunglasses, and said to the bartender, "Bring me a glass of the largest whiskey, and credit this generous believer."

"Father is a drinker."

"That's definitely!"

Bartender: "..."

Damn priests, damn believers, if the church is full of such things, it will be over sooner or later!

"So she's here."

In the entertainment area of ​​the bar, Lu Chuang saw Lorna's figure.

Seeing that the other party was playing billiards with a blond man, Lu Chuang narrowed his eyes slightly, and he could see that the man's soul was also rotten flesh emitting a foul smell.

After saying goodbye to the black brothers, Lu Chuang picked up the whiskey and walked over.

"despair!"

Lorna took the club and hit the white ball neatly.

Following the inertia, the white ball crashed into another billiard ball, trying to knock it into the corner pocket, but the direction was a little bit off.

The billiard ball was moving slowly, and when it was about to hit the corner and bounce back, Lorna's fingertips suddenly flashed a green light, and the billiard ball that was off track rolled on the spot, turned a corner and returned to the right track , and then fell into the corner pocket.

Lorna looked up at the blond man: "You lost, according to the agreement, you should pay me 500 USD."

"Damn it, the billiard ball turns automatically!"

The blond man's eyes widened in disbelief.

"How fresh, bullets can turn, what's so strange about the ball turning."

When a familiar voice came, Lorna turned her head and looked over, and was stunned for a moment.

At the moment Lu Chuang, who was wearing a priest's black robe, was wearing sunglasses, holding an oversized whiskey in his hand, his body was swaying with the dynamic music, and he walked towards them with rebellious steps.

The blond man was also stunned, this priest played quite wildly.

"It's you!"

Lorna recognized Lu Chuang and said in shock, "Why are you here?"

"Look at you asking this question, can't you tell, obviously I'm here to exorcise demons." Lu Chuang took a big sip of whiskey, his face turned red, and he almost couldn't hold back his mouth, but fortunately, the Self-healing Ability instantly Help him get the alcohol out of his system.

Lorna: "..."

Sorry, I didn't see it.

Hearing Lu Chuang's words, the blond man's complexion changed slightly, but seeing Lu Chuang's completely unreliable look, he instantly dispelled the suspicion in his heart, and looked at Lorna suspiciously.

"Is this priest your friend?"

"do not know."

Lorna immediately denied it, staring at Lu Chuang with strange eyes: "Could it be that you followed me here?"

"How is it possible." Lu Chuang naturally wouldn't admit it, and explained: "I just happened to pass by, and I felt that there was a devil's breath here, and it stinks very badly, so I came in looking for it."

The corners of Lorna's eyes twitched, this is going to end!

Didn't seem to notice Lorna's expression, Lu Chuang said seriously: "Don't worry, with me here, those demons can't hurt anyone, you may not know, in fact, exorcism is a compulsory course in our church, and I'm the chief practitioner student, and has studied for more than two and a half years."

"So, Father, are you here to exorcise demons?" the blond man laughed.

"Exactly."

"But why didn't I see your exorcism tools, not even a cross." The blond man took a look at Lu Chuang, wearing a black robe all over his body, so clean that he didn't look like he was here to exorcise demons.

Lu Chuang smiled and said: "I am proficient in all kinds of powerful spells, even mere demons are no problem at all, not to mention, I brought the holy water from our church, no matter how powerful the demons are, they will not be afraid."

Lorna and the blond man looked at the whiskey in Lu Chuang's hand.

This holy water is quite strong!

Under the speechless gaze of the two, Lu Chuang took a sip of the whiskey version of holy water.

"By the way, what are you guys playing, how about adding me?"

"Snooker, 500 USD a sentence, are you interested?"

Before Lorna spoke, a red light flashed in the eyes of the blond man, pretending to be indifferent.

Lu Chuang shook his head, and said in an anti-client manner: "500 USD is too little, 2,000 USD per game."

Are all priests so rich?

"no problem."

The blond man nodded decisively in agreement, and turned to look at Lorna: "Wait a minute, your 500 USD will be given to you later, the game won't waste too much time."

Lorna glanced at the clock on the wall, and replied indifferently: "Hurry up."

Before the game started, he seemed to think of something, the blond man joked: "Father, you don't know how to turn billiards, do you?"

"Our church doesn't teach this.

"That puts my mind at ease."

"despair!"

The blond-haired man took the shot first, smashing all the billiard balls with one shot: "It's your turn, Father.

Lu Chuang put down the whiskey in his hand, picked up Lorna's pole, walked to the billiard table, and bent down slowly.

Bullet time is on!

Tap! Tap! Meow! Meow! Meow.....

Lu Chuang directly made a miracle with all his strength, the white ball scrambled wildly on the table, hitting the target billiard balls from all directions into the corner pockets with incomparable precision.

When the white ball stopped, only a small half of the billiard balls remained on the table.

Blonde man: "..."

Lorna: "..."