Dammit Hails.

NURSING A MORNING AFTER ON THE MARCH. GREAT IDEA.

THE TENTH DAY

TUESDAY

2ND OF FEBUARY

DAYS IN GAME: 8.

Tyler woke to the sight of Angel asleep on his chest and Hailey asleep in a ball in her own bed. The warrior smiled as he still felt the previous night's sex and liked how it felt as he kissed the naked Angel beside him awake. she woke with a sigh.

"Okay. MOST. ROMANTIC. WAKEUP CALL. EVER."

"You taste great."

She chuckled.

"Sorry tough guy. I don't fuck first thing in the morning. OR so often I go loose. Sooo not today!"

He chuckled as he sat up.

"Makes sense. Next time I'll put up some a my porn."

"Got any futa hentai?"

"HUNDREDS."

"Yuri?"

"Thousands."

"Good. we'll do a futa fucknight."

He kissed her and the deal was made as Hailey sat up.

"YOU two are pigs. I want a different room next time."

Angel smirked.

"Yeeet you were jerking off to the show?"

Hailey went red in the face.

"I was NOT."

"Yes you were. I was watching when he had me face down. My ass hurts so you know."

He patted her heart shaped ass adoringly.

"Best ass I've had."

"I run alot so."

"It shows."

The pair got dressed and Hailey just glared at them as they pulled some cereal from their packs. She joined them once the bowls were passed around and TYler looked out the window.

"Looks clear."

The group left the motel and Tyler noted the broke window was still broken and no signs of life were seen inside as they walked by. Angel was limping a little and he looked at her in mild concern and she smiled.

"I'mm okay. Just my ass is sore. I like it."

"Alright. Just makin sure I didn't hurt you and not notice."

"Oh you're so cute! I LIKE it rough in the ass! Oh are the feeds on?"

"We turned them on after breakfast."

"Oh good. OH MY GOD WAS THAT THE BEST SEX EVER."

Tyler busted up laughing at her smug smirk and brag. Hailey had a dark glare of jealousy on her face at the brag and the survivor kissed the sexy blonde Angel.

"Are we boyfriend-girlfriend, Angel?"

"Not after one night. I was more horny then anything. But, keep fucking me like that and we'll see."

"Every night!"

"We been over this."

"every OTHER??"

"OH fine. Addict."

"I'm addicted to YOU. Can you REALLY blame me?"

"NO I cannot."

He chuckled as they walked along the road towards the far off city. Hailey just kept to the rear as they walked and Tyler had his music going which made the day go by quicker. The sun went down and found the three friends deep in the woods. Tyler and Hailey built the fire while Angel pitched the large tent and unrolled the pile of mats and bedrolls. The survivor smiled as he sat by the fire after camp had been set...and Sarah appeared on the screen with a strained blush and Angel sat on her still tender ass.

"was like fucking a pipe."

The reporter dry swallowed at this news and did her intro before looking at the first question.

"Goreleech, this question is for you. Are there sexuall transmitted diseases inside LoD?"

"Oh yeah. but you get them from surviving rape by the zombies and other things. People the most you need to worry about is smells and soreness."

Angel smirked.

"I splashed water in me. Feels nice."

"Good. You'll get a drink next time."

"Dirty fuck. I love it."

Hailey just sat there with a red face and glower.

"You're disgusting."

Tyler chuckled as sarah recovered and looked at the list.

"I have a question for you, Angelstar. Was that your first time?"

The blonde chuckled.

"NOPE. MY first was a busty girl back in my homeland."

Tyler chuckled at that one as he had a thought and looked at Sarah.

"Hey sarah. There any celebs in here?"

She smiled.

"As a matter of fact there is not, Goreleech. But there WILL be celebrity guest appearances once the bases are reetablished. Are you interested in meeting anyone in particular?"

"A fair few. And YES that IS an open door for negotiations people. This game is going to get VERY interesting and somedays.....will put D Day to shame for gunfire and action. Others.....will put a documentary on bicycles narriated by Alan Rickman to shame for how hard to sit through they are."

Angel looked at him sharply.

"YOU got a problem with SNAPE pal?"

"Obviously."

"HA. Character or the person?"

"Character. Person is a damn good actor."

"Ha. Harry Potter's my magic fetish."

Tyler shrugged.

"I write my own magic fetish."

Sarah looked up sharply at this bombshell.

"Goreleech, you are a writer?"

Tyler smirked.

"I am. And have over 250 stories in my archive with two finished, one with a sequal well on the way."

"Are they posted or published anywhere?"

"Oh they're posted in a few places, Sarah. Here."

He wrote a few websites down and held them up for the world to see.

"These are step by step instructions on to find them as the sites are KINDA obscure. Fair warning. most are fanfictions from mt favorite anime. And I have two Harry Potter fanfics in the works."

Angel cracked her knuckles.

'WHAT. DID YOU DO. TO RON?"

"Nothing. Here. what if Harry had a twin brotha seperated at birth and Voldermort summoned a demon to aid in his attack on the Potters? what if the spell Lily cast destroyed the demon....and merged it with the soul of Harry's brother? His brother is sent to america and raised by a town of evil. HORRIFICALLY abused and tortured all his life, and yet is a TRAINED AND HIGHLY SKILLED SOLDIER. Who is ALSO a WIZARD that gets sent to Hogwarts with his longlost brother? And a dragon as a friend? THAT is a DEMON MEETS WIZARDS."

Angel whistled.

"Damn. Okay that sounds intense. The OTHER?"

"The Punisher meets John wick goes to Hogwarts with his blonde haired green eyed girlfriend Courtney..and finds out he's the son of the Valkery Queen. Harry's bullshit's just a sideplot to the Valkery King."

Hailey looked at him in mild shock.

"Dude. where the FUCK did you come up with that one?"

He shrugged.

"It's not THAT much of a stretch for the lore. The Valkery are nordic legends and so isn't the region in the north."

Angel chuckled.

"The main guy's american innit he?"

"And brings his collections of american firearms to school...including a freaking M60."

They chuckled and Sarah smiled.

"What is the name of one that is finished, Goreleech?"

"The Tale of the Outcast Warrior. 1,549 pages. It's about a badly bullied and tortured soul and his class getting summoned to another world as Warriors that fight off waves of monsters every three months. He gets summoned with his best friend, Kaori. Beautiful blonde haired green eyed childhood friend. They get to the new world, annnd learn it's a mess. Kaori's good looks are sought after by EVERYONE...whether she likes it or not. But, her bodyguard says no....and learns that an Outcast can do the job better then anyone else. Outcasts now. Outcasts then. OUTCASTS FOREVER."

The trio of girls shivered at that speech and Tyler chuckled.

"I got like WAAAAY into that one. ALL 8 parts are up on da site. And YES i WANT REVIEWS people. no more an a hundred per day in the review section I can still access. I WANT TO READ THEM all. Annnd yeah. My ULTIMATE dream was to get my stories made into an actual anime series but I can't draw worth a damn."

Angel smiled sweetly.

"I can. I am a DAMN good artist."

"We will negotiate, Angel."

"YES we WILL."

Sarah smiled.

"I am most interested in your writtings, goreleech. Now for the comments."

Tyler watched and chuckled at the masses of thirsty comments about his fling with Angel before the feed went dead. Hailey was at a distance from the pair as they sat by the fire and after a meal of heated canned meat they went into the tent. Tyler smiled as Angel snuggled up with him and Hailey was alone at a distance.

"night, Angel. Night Hails."

"Night Gore."

"Fuck you."

SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA.

THE 11TH DAY

WEDNSDAY

3RD OF FEBUARY

DAYS IN GAME: 9

Tyler woke the next mornign with Angel asleep on his chest and Hailey curled into a ball in her own blanket. The Survivor smiled as he stroked the soft golden hair of his blonde friend and she woke with a smirk.

"YOU are a ROMANTIC bastard and i love it."

"Me too."

"Ha."

She kissed him and the pair had a morning romp before they left the tent sated and Tyler smiling.

"Nothing is quite like a busty, blonde, RUSSIAN ANGEL."

She smirked proudly.

"NO there is NOT."

He kissed her again and the pair looked to see Hailey coming down from her own intense orgasm after masterbating to the show and she froze as the pair looked at her. Tyler chuckled.

"Mornin, Hails. We're headin out in a few."

"Kay."

Her voice was small and full of nerves at getting caught and the pair chuckled. Tyler looked down the road and the trio got moving. He had the 870 out and was teaching the ladies how to replace the barrel with the upgraded version.

"Best part about this one is the spread will be tighter, it won't weigh as much, and it has rails. So just slide it into here, twist, and bam. Back in business."

Hailey looked at the length of metal that was the other barrel.

"what'll we do with the other barrel, Gore?"

"Sit on it case we find another with a shittier barrel, Hails. Barrels are universal."

Angel looked down the road....

"Gore."

He looked and blinked as a bear covered in barbed wire was seen looking at them.

"Skalbear. Get back. BOTH a you."

Tyler slung the shotgun into his hands and pumped the thing as the zombie bear roared at them before rearing 12 feet tall. Tyler rushed the thing and as the bear charged the warrior poured buckshot into its face. the bear yelped and slapped at the warrior as he skidded around the bear emptying the tube into it's flank before he pulled the Skorpion from a holster and opened up with the 9mm rounds. The bear roared in pain as the 7 rounds pierced the hide and the second clip was in the instant the first was emptied. Once empty the colt 45 was out and Tyler was moving towards the now limping bear and he pulled his ruger.

"Bye, Yogi."

The trigger was pulled the beast dropped with a slam. Tyler smirked and looked at the girls.

"Bear's done."

Hailey had awe in her eyes at this and Angel whistled.

"Damn dude. Be a badass."

Tyler collected the guns and Hailey blinked.

"wait. YOU have an SMG?"

"I wouldn't go THAT far, Hails."

He lifted the Skorpion and Angel chuckled.

"NOPE. It's a Skorpion, Fyre. It's just BARELY a machinepistol. Nice surprise, gore."

He chuckled as he reloaded the last magazine into the thing.

"It's kinda my backup plan since it's only got 7 rounds to a mag."

"Weak."

"Yeah."

He looked at the dead bear and spotted another duffel bag.

"And we got loot. Skalbears are harder to bring down then Stregors but are less common."

Hails glared at him as she walekd over.

"So any OTHER secrets you been hiding from me, Gore?"

"I know you have that switchblade in your jeans by your crotch."

She went red at this and Angel chuckled.

"Neat trick. The pelt of the bear?"

"Is in the bag."

"Nice."

They got moving and Tyler opened the duffel bag.

"Another gun, ammo for the Skorpion, a tac laser, annnd OH! Score! Tac light! Battery operated flashlight you attach to a gun!"

He took our his colt and attached the light to it as Hailey glared at him.

"So why do YOU get it by default, Gore?"

"I'm the best shooter, more experienced, and the one that HAS to be able to see."

"Whatever."

"Hails, if you're just gonna be nasty? Leave. If you're so fucking miserable, leave."

she drew in a sharp breath at this ultimatium.

"LEAVE? So you DO want me to go-"

"I am NOT playing this emotional drama shit, Hails. You KNOW I hate this shit whit a PASSION. So either be nice like you WERE...or LEAVE."

Angel just looked her own guns over now rather then get involved and Hailey glard at her.

"what? YOU got nothin to say?"

"NOT her problem. This is between YOU and ME. For FUCKS sake, Hails, GET OVER IT. I LIKE. YOU. A LOT. I'd be MORE then happy to have you as MY girlfriend over HER. HAnds DOWN."

Hailey went red at this.

"Ew! Oh my god that is disgusting! I think I'm gonna throw up."

Angel sighed.

"I hate girls like you, Frye. Ya got a guy here YOU FREAKIN ADORE spilling his guts to you and BASICALLY CONFESSING HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU annnd you'd rather play the cold bitch. How was she BEFORE I showed up, Gore?"

"She;s like REALLY sweet and just FUN to BE around when we're alone. YOU walk in...and yeah."

He shrugged and looked at a now tearing up in frustation Hailey.

"Make a choice, Hails. either ADMIT IT...and we can be the very BEST OF FRIENDS OR MORE again, or we turn around and walk away."

Hailey had tears of conflicted emotions in her eyes and Tyler sat down.

"Say it dammit."

"i...can't!"

"DO IT. Fucking SAY it!"

"I....CAN'T!"

"Why??"

She dropped to her knees with tears falling from her eyes.

"Because I don't want to be like you. And have everyone hate me."

"ugh. That's fine. I love you, Hails."

She jumped at this and gritted her teeth as Tyler merely shrugged.

"That's fine. YOU would be popular and liked by everyone and be MISERABLE...then happy. It's okay. I figured. we'll get ya to the next town...annd good life to ya. Come on. we out."

He turned around and walked away as Hailey followed at the rear as Angel sighed.

"I hate girls like you. Guy may not be james dean, but-"

"He was gay."

"BULL. FUCKING. SHIT."

Tyler chuckled at the now pissed girls.

"James Dean was a closet gay. Marilin Monroe was a closet lesbian. Judy Garland was a closet lesbian. And yeah."

Angel looked at him in awe.

"I am LOVING that imagery. Wow."

Hailey nodded, Tyler's weird archive of knowledge distracting her from the ultimatium.

"Me too. Like....huh. Mom loves Marilyn Monroe."

Tyler chuckled and Hailey looked at the duffel bag.

"what's the gun, Gore?"

"So we're friends again?"

"No! fuck no!"

"Okay. Then you don't need to know. This is a FRIENDS. ONLY. Clan."

"I HATE YOU!"

"THERE. THERE IT IS!"

Tyler rounded on Hailey with a smile as she snapped.

"There's a straight answer I was looking for! YOU hate me. Okay. GOOD. Progress. Now fucking own it."

"I hate you. Happy?"

"I am. I WISH we were friends, Hails. You're amazing and so FREAKIN fun to be around when you drop that bitch routine. But that's fine. we'll drop you at the next town and you can go find the ones you want to be friends with."

She huffed.

"I will damn you. THEY I can tolerate."

He shrugged and looked ahead and Angel xhrugged.

"that sucks."

"Eh not really. Hails' friends are idiots. And assholes too. We find em...odds are I'mma have to kill em."

"Jesus."

"Yeah. She'll go RUNNING to em too."

"JESUS."

"Eh/ Not mah problem."

He looked over his shoulder at the glowerign Hailey.

"Why would I go out of my way to rescue someone that hates me?"

She looked away with a snort and tyler looked back up the road...and blinked.

"Well. THAT didn't take long."

A pair of headlights were approaching from the road and tyler loaded the shotgun as the loaded jeep slowed to a stop beside them and they were faced by a group of guys and girls all looking at them. They saw tyler,

"Hey it's the loser!"

"FREAK!"

"YOU'RE NOT-oh shit."

His gamertag was noticed and Tyler chuckled as the group went white.

"I warned ya."

The driver was MR Butain. The freakin teacher and he whistled as he saw the legendary tag.

"Jesus. I am sorry i doubted you, Gore. Oh hey Hailfyre."

The girl leapt up into the back of the truck.

"I'll go with you/"

"eh that's fine."

Tyler smirked.

"How's the road ahead?"

One of the guys looked at him.

"Clean last we passed. Hey it cool I go with you, Gore? These guys are weird."

"Sure. You any good in here?"

"Decent. I prefer hunting games though."

"Least you can hit stuff."

He hopped down and Hailey smiled in relief as she looked at her friends.

"Oh thank god you guys. he's an ASS."

"HAil, that's GORELEECH!"

"He's like, SUUUUPER awesome!"

"I wanna fuck em!"

Tyler chuckled.

"I got five minutes, Mousey."

"Yay!"

Tyler plowed her over the hood of the jeep and the players all laughed at the show before he tossed the spent girl into the bed of the jeep.

"See ya next time!"

"You cocky prick! YES you WILL!"

The jeep sped away and Tyler looked the new guy. He was the same height as him with a well cut frame and sandy hair. His eyes were brown and he had a full hiker pack on his back while speaking in a hard bark.

"Tag's Kora444."

"Kora. This is Angel."

Angel smirked as the other guy looked at her.

"Sup? They were weird?"

Kora nodded.

"All they do is have orgies and that teacher is REALLY freakin creepy. He was fuckin his own students and they not even 16. I'm 17 so you know."

Tyler shrugged.

"15. Angel's 16."

"Wow."

"Looks like Hails picked the wrong crew. Sad to say, nothin I can do for her."

They got moving down the road and Kora noted the guns.

"Wow."

"I AM the best at this!"

They chuckled at that one as tyler looked at their new member.

"Any luck with a map or anything?"

"Not yet. Word is they lowered the chance one spawns in."

"There's a lotta bugs they fixed from the beta."

Tyler then sighed as he picked up on something.

"Seriously?"

The pair looked at him and he turned around....just in time to see Hailey SPRINTING for her life as the jeep chased her down with the laughing teacher driving.

"Pay up! You wanna a free ride drop em! I'mm fuck you in the ass like you always liked!"

Tyler sighed as he took Angel's Type 99 Arisaka.

"I seriously, DO NOT get paid enough for this."

He took aim as Hailey saw him...

"I'm sorry! HELP ME PLEASE! I'M SORRY!"

He pulled the trigger and the bullet slammed into the steering wheel where Butaine was holding and the man recoiled in pain with the jeep flipping full over from the sudden yank on the wheel. The thing slammed on it's side and Angel had a sobbing in relief hailet in her hug as Tyler pulled a molotov cocktail from his pack, lit it and slammed it into the window of the jeep. He then shot the gas tank and walked away as the jeep exploded, killing everyone inside. Hailey looked at him with tears in her eyes as he approached.

"Thank you."

"Hails. Be honest, okay? Please? i WANT you to come with us. I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY FUCKING HIDEOUT. So for the love of god please stop these fucking games. Come on. Their loot was destroyed in the blast."

Kora whistled as they got moving.

"Note. To. SELF. DO NOT piss him off."

Angel chuckled as she had Hailey in a hug.

"Gore's kinda scary sometimes."

"Ha."

Hailey shivered.

"They wanted to fuck me as soon as you were out of sight. I said no thinking they were kiddingf around. Then they pulled over and tried to hold me down. I used some of the tricks I saw Gore use and it got me free. I ran and they chased me."

Tyler patted her and she snuggled under his arm.

"Are we friends?"

"Best friends, Gore. I....I'm sorry. Don't do that to me again."

He smiled at her small, frightened voice.

"wanna be my girlfriend, Hails?"

"No. I wanna fuck you but no."

"Okay. This is better. Sorry it took that much. Just for god's stop with the games."

She nodded and he patted her fondly.

"I'll look after you, Hails."

"Kay. I have my gun back?"

"Sure."

She smiled as the 99 was passed back. Kora smiled as Tyler looked at him.

"I warned ya."

"And YOU?"

"I am a VERY happy gay."

"I am not."

"Happy or gay?"

"Gay. I am not gay."

"Okay. I'll be sure to make it REALLY weird then."

"Greaat. A bundle a sticks."

Kora glared at him.

"I got that you fucking asshole."

"Isn't that YOUR gimmick?"

"I just met you, and I already hate you. Respect."

"You got any guns?"

"eh just a ruger. They found the jeep and were more focused on joy riding then looting."

"eh makes sense."

Hailey smiled at him shyly.

"Can...we snuggle again?"

"Sure thing, Hails."

The friends walked along the road when they came to an odd find. A large gate blocking the road with a small shed and the draw bar shattered. Kora nodded at it.

"It's a border crossing."

Tyler smirked as he looked at it.

"It is. And it's ALSO a military post."

He hefted the glass mace, Hailey and Angel their fireaxes and Kora went for his ruger.

"USe a bat or something for zombies. Guns for tougher zombies and people."

"I will find one."

"Improvise."

He lifted a thick stick.

"Good enough."

Tyler led the way to the small building that would have served the border guard as housing. Tyler looked inside a window....

"Annnd there's a stregor inside. And I am out of molotovs. Okay. Oh!"

He took the WA2000 now and set the barrel on the windowsill looking in as the gorilla elite stood still. Tyler smirked as he took aim and pulled the trigger. The .300 round slammed into the gorilla's head ad it dropped as a small mob of about 15 zombies appeared from around the building and Tyler hefted his glass mace.

"Alright drop em."

Kora gulped as the two ladies followed their friend into the attack.

"These guys are hardcore."

The zombies were beaten to death with bats and sticks without issue and Tyler led them into the barracks. The stregor lay in a pool of blood and tyler retrieved the duffel bag from it's back before looking around at the place. He went to a set of locked lockers and within a few seconds picked them with a pin and knife. They got lucky with a few more MREs, and a large backpack that made Tyler smile.

"A medic backpack for in combat dressings. Loaded with equipment. Alright."

He passed it to Angel and she smiled.

"I was getting kinda nervous."

"hmm-hm."

Kora smiled.

"I'm actually in medical school to be an EMT, Gore."

"Are you really?"

"Yup. Dad's a CSAR vet."

"Damn dude. that's badass. Here."

Kora smiled as he shouldered the medic pack.

"I'm not gonna screw you guys over."

"Appreciate the sentiment....buuut you'd never get close."

"And that is reason number one. YOU scare the FUCK outta me Gore."

"ha."

Tyler opened the last locker.....

"NIIIICE. Military grade M1014 combat shotgun. 12 gauge pump with tact rails and adjustable stock. It's got a helluva kick and the tube will need to be replaced. 5 round tube. Same time....is a FUCKING laser."

He passed it to Angel and she hefted the thing.

"Wow."

"Yeah. Hails is more M77."

The black haired girl looked at him curiously,

"Vietnam era pump."

"Ah."

Tyler went to the commander's office and opened the door....only for the zombie to leap onto him from inside the room. Tyler was taken to the floor as he shoved the extra barrel for the 870 into it's mouth to prevent a bite and the thing fought to reach him....as a thud was heard and Tyler saw Kora slammed the steel butt of the arisaka into the head of the zombie. the thing died and Tyler chuckled.

"Good one, kora."

"I lost a buddy to a cougar the last time I just stood here."

"Yikes."

"Yeah. Northern idaho."

Tyler got off the floor.

"Northern New Hampshire."

"respect."

Angel and Hailey sighed.

"we're useless."

"Yup."

Tyler looked at the dead zombie.

"Ha. Dead captain."

They went inside and tyler cracked the safe in a few turns. Kora looked at him.

"How'd you do that?"

"Shotgun was the key 1014. 1-1-14. Three numbers."

They looked at him as he opened the door and Angel looked at Hailey.

"Frye, is he a genius....or we just stupid?"

"Why are you asking ME?"

"As the one that;s known him longest, I'd thought you'd know."

Tyler chuckled as he pulled a few boxes of ammo out.

"Two boxes of 48 twelve guage shells. Three boxes of 9mm hollowpoints, 60 rounds per box, and a box of 28 .300 shells for the WA2000."

The bullets were placed in packs and Tyler looked at the office....

"Score. Map."

And tore the map from the wall before the friends got moving. Tyler was lookign the M1014 shotgun over wirh Angel as Kora kept watch on the rear. Hailey was in the middle still a little shaken by her close call. Tyler smiled as he peered down the sights of the military shotgun.

"Solid choice once I upgrade the tube to hold more shells."

Angel tilted her head.

"WHY only five at a time though?"

"No clue. My guess is it's a police shotgun made for their beanbag shells."

"Ah."

Kora shivered.

"From experience. THOSE. SUCK."

They chuckled at that one and Tyler passed him the shotty.

"You need a long gun, Kora."

"Thanks, Gore. I'm better with a bolt action remington."

"OOH. Those are everywhere."

"Ha. I been findin clips for a browning 30-30 everywhere and kept em so. just need the gun."

Tyler smirked.

"That one's kinda rare since you can put sniper scopes on it. But findable."

Angel looked around now.

"Soo, Gore, tent's getting kinda cramped."

"We'll figure it out, Angel. Hails?"

The black haired girl looked at him.

"I'm good. And still here."

He patted her and she shivered.

"Makin sure."

Kora looked around,

"Hm? Yo Gore, shadow moved."

"oh for FUCK'S sake. Shadow Wraith. I FUCKING hate these things."

Tyler took his glass mace with a tired sigh...

"Gotchya."

He pivoted and swung the bat with a vicious force near where Hailey was and there was a deep clunk from the metal bat slamming into the head of a nearly invisible zombie. the thing dropped and Kora whistled as he saw the thing.

"Wow."

"YEah I hate them things."

Tyler looked at the dead zombie and shrugged.

"Annnnd we're movin people."

They chuckled and Hailey did too. Angel noted this and smiled as she walked beside Tyler.

"Guess she got over it."

"No. She's just frightened of being alone."

Angel blinked at this and sighed.

"Sooo she's faking it?"

"Hmm-hm. Her friends turned on her...and we were in yelling range."

"Jesus,"

"Yup. She'll bail the second she sees her other set of friends."

"Well. We tried."

"Yup. we did ."

Tyler shrugged as they looked at the road ahead.

"I'm alright, Angel. I kinda got over it when she hopped on their jeep."

The busty blonde smiled.

"I'm glad you're not one a those clingy types."

"I am, but only to my girlfriend."

"That can be cute. How bad?"

"Well, I like snuggling so."

"Okay. YOU are ADORABLE!"

"Ha."

He hugged her and she smiled at the affection.

"Maybe."

"Sounds heavenly."

"Ugh. NO chessy pickup lines."

"Yes, Angel."

"OOOh I like that. do it more."

"Yes Mistress?"

"err. Now it's weird."

"Ha."

He looked ahead and noted something moving on the road ahead. So he took the WA2000 out to scope in on it.

"Ugh. we got a crawler."

Angel looked at him as the other two tensed up.

"A CRAWLER?"

"Zombie that crawls. Usually...missig the bottom half."

"JESUS"

"Has LEFT the chat. I got it."

He took aim and fired. The .300 round spattered it's head like a melon hit by a cannonball and the zombie went down. Tyler chuckled as he replaced the spent magazine with a fresh.

"Annnd down it goes. I hate them too."

Kora smirked.

"They nearly bite you in the ass?"

"THAT....and Termitron thought it'd be fuckin funny to put one in my TENT when i wasn't looking. It scared the HELL outta me....and I DROWNED that muthafucka in his own piss that day."

The group chuckled at the imagery as Hailey merely smiled. The friends continued for a time until the survivor found a suitable camp site hidden behind some boulders. They set the camp up and Kora noted the tent.

"It'll be tight, Gore."

"We'll figure it out, Kora. we got a map now so I'll be able to better plan our looting."

"I'm decent."

"Cool. Hey, Hails, pass me that compass please?"

She passed it and he smiled.

"Thanks Hails."

She smiled smally and Angel threw the match on their fire. Now with light, Tyler unrolled the large map of the area. Then nodded.

"This is a military tac map. Part of a set too. we find all 48 parts we can create a map of the world. every section has 480,000 square miles."

They whistled and Tyler chuckled.

"Rest is UNCHARTED."

Kora chuckled.

"I loved those games."

"I was more Jak An Daxter."

"Another classic. Rachet an Clank?"

"Ha. Rachet is freakin hilarious."

The guys chuckled and the Survivor looked at the map. Then he tapped a spot by a road.

"We're here."

Tyler used a bullet as a pointer to tap a nearby cluster of buildings.

"THIS is a campground. We'll hit it in the morning and see about a better tent or at least another. we'll be able to get some survival gear too. afterwards,"

He tapped a massive city in the middle of the map.

"This will be our last destination before we leave the region. The grand city of-"

A massive rumble was heard overhead and Tyler looked up to see Skalroc the dragon flying by. The three newcomers gaped at the immense beast while Tyler took a screen shot of it's direction.

"eyes on Skalroc. Repeat. Lord of the Dead spotted. Direction northeast."

He sent the warning to the beta base and got a reply.

"Acknowledged. All sectors clear. No contact in predicted range."

Tyler nodded and looked at the shaken group.

"THAT is SKALROC. The TRUE Lord of the dead. And the ULTIMATE boss in this game we know of."

Hailey shivered.

"And you expect us to fight it?"

"Ha! Good joke, Hails. THAT is OUR fight. The beta base. WE'LL fight it again once we're back up to snuff."

Kora smiled widely now.

"I want in."

"Ha. Keep up then rookie. Caaaause....it won't be for a while."

"I saw the video of the war to kill him the first time. Dude. YOU are NOT human."

"I work at it. Anyway."

Tyler tapped the city o the map.

"The city will be our final objective once we're confident of our skills and strength. We'll find everything we need for a trip south to the Beta wall. Food, medical, guns, ammo, transport, you name it."

Angel nodded as she looked at the rest of the region.

"Once you got your base, Gore?"

"we'll explore the regions. And see what ELSE this game has."

Kora smirked.

"I'm in. "

"welcome to hell."

Hailey smiled.

"What's the Underdark, Gore?"

"The subway and sewer systems, Hails."

"YIKES."

"Yeeeah. We are NOT going down there. Caaaause t freaks me the fuck out. That's coming from ME guys."

They chuckled at that caviat. Tyler rolled the map up.

"we'll hit the campground in der morning. Odds are there'll be another skalbear or something there so yeah. Bring a good pair a pants."

Sarah appeared on the screen for the interview and she smiled.

"Good afternoon, Goreleech. We have a few questions tonight."

"Shoot."

She looked at the list.

"First question retains to your problems with Hailfyre. Are they resolved?"

Hailey smiled.

"They are. Gore's an asshole and is DISGUSTING. But at I don't have to worry about him raping me or even TOUCHING me if i don't want him to."

Tyler chuckled.

"At least you're being honest with yourself, Hails."

Sarah looked at Kora.

"We have a new face in the Goreleech camp. Your name is...Kora, right?"

The sandy haired guy nodded.

"Yup."

"You are a homosexual?"

"I'm gay. Deal with it."

Sarah looked at Tyler.

"Are you comfortable with an open gay in your party, Goreleech?"

"Long as he don't try to hit on me? I do not care."

Kora chuckled.

"Not my type. I prefer bears."

"Weird image bro. WEEEEEIRD image."

"FUCK. YOU."

"NO. we've been over this."

"I hate this already."

Hailey nodded with a sigh.

"He does that. And my GOD is infuriating. He doesn't stop either. not even when you TELL him to."

Angel lifted an eyebrow.

"Fyre? He's being FUNNY. even i can tell he's not serious."

Kora looked at the black haired girl now.

"Anda, HI? He's not ONCE crossed a line. even IF that bundle a sticks joke was a dick move."

Tyler smirked.

"I...can call you Twiggy?"

"Bro I will shoot yo bitch ass."

"Ha."

Kora sighed and Hailey rubbed her eyes.

"Annnd that's why I can't stand him. He just DOES NOT, SHUT. UP."

Tyler smirked and looked at a disbelieving Angel.

"I do believe I've made my point."

"Yeah. That's just not cool."

"eh."

"True."

Sarah smiled.

"So you will be looting a campground in the morning, Goreleech?"

"we will. Kinda need a bigger tent going forward. Or at least a backup tent for when that one's damaged."

Kora looked at the green thing.

"You got that from a military post, right Gore?"

"I did. It was a checkpoint though."

"we should be able to make it last a bit longer. Things are surprisingly tough."

"we'll act like it's about to shatter in the morning."

"Fair. My hunting deep dives had similar mechanics."

"We find any deer, you're up."

"Ha."

Sarah looked at her list and smiled.

"You discovered a berniliia M1014 shotgun Goreleech?"

"we did. Right here."

He lifted the shotty and the reporter smiled.

"We have a question from a representative of the Bernilli company on your opinion of the shotgun."

Tyler chuckled as he hefted the thing.

"it's a solid bit a kit. My favorite shotgun is the Spaz12 since I was a HUUUUUGE fan of Jurrassic Park. But the M1014 has nothing against it. The 5 shell tube is a blow against it, but that's the game's fault. Comfy to hold, fun to use, and it come sin either pump or semiautomatic. All in all....a solid shoty for when you need to drop a buncha zombies."

sarah looked at the next question.

"And what is your opinion of the WA2000 sniper rifle you've been using Goreleech?"

"It's not bad for a police sniper. It's blocky and at times weird to hold, but that's the tradeoff. Stopping power is where I need it and the accuracy is solid as well. My favorite semiauto sniper is the Barret 50 cal....since ya know 50 cal sniper but the Wa-wa is solid."

Sarah smiled at this verdict as she moved to the next section.

"The incident with the jeep party. You know the players involved?"

"Yeah the driver? The older man? Is my math teacher. He's like thirty and tried to rape Hails. His 15 year old student. And has been sleeping with his students since he got in here."

Sarah blinked at this.

"Oh my god."

"Yup."

"That is just heinous."

"That's how society is once the fancy rules are removed."

Sarah sighed at that one before moving on.

"Skalroc has been sighted again?"

"He has. And this time is heading northeast. we're still heading south. So he won't pop in as much."

Angel laid flat beside the fire and Tyler chuckled as her large bust bounced and she smirked.

"Hurry. UP."

"That's all folks!"

Kora snorted as the pair went into the tent...and it started moaning.

"Oh he a playa. I need to step up."

Hailey had a disturbed expression now as she sat beside Kora.

"They do that all the time."

"RESPECT."

"It's disgusting. WEe have to sleep on that."

"He'll clean up. Guy'll do that much."

"You SURE?"

"It's commn decency."

"Gore doesn't HAVE decency."

"He didn't he wouldn't a saved you, Hailfyre. He'dda just turned around and walked away."

Hailey went red at this rebuff.

"He RESCUED ME...because he's OBSESSED."

"Girl you need help. Like PROFESSIONAL help. Gore's not the monster you seem to think he is."

"I know him better."

"And he risked his life to save your ass. Shut up. I don't care. Guy might be a MONSTER in here...yet all he's done since we met is try to help us and teach us how to play. Go play two timing bitch somewhere else, Hails,"

"HEY! ONLY HE GETS TO CALL ME THAT."

"Yeesh. YOU got serious issues."

The tent was filled with an orgasmic moan before going silent. Tyler and Angel came out without a drop on them and Angel limping slightly.

"Oh my GOD I needed that."

Tyler smiled at her sexy-low voice and kissed her.

"I'll be sure to keep you happy, Angel."

"Ha. I like this. I got me a badass that just LOVES to fawn over me."

"well since you're an arrogant blonde I felt it best I complete that stereotype."

"I...fuck. I lost."

The friends chuckled at her mild irritation as they looked back at the still present screen where Sarah was beet red in the face. Tyler smiled.

"That'll be a hundred bucks for the show!"

The camp, including Hailey, laughed at the cocky joke. Then Sarah recovered.

"Now i have a bit of news for you as well, Goreleech, Angel, Hailfyre and Kora."

"Yo why am I last?"

"Cause you just got here."

"fair."

"Insecurity. You won't get far with that."

"fuck."

Tyler fistbumped the sandy haired guy and Kora chuckled.

"I get it."

"real to real."

"Tru dat."

Tyler looked at the reporter.

"what's the damage, Sarah?"

She smiled.

"The livestreams of your ingame lives have gained immense popularity and as such have started gaining revenue accordingly. As you are now successful streamers you will be assigned managers to aid in your real world affairs. Settig up interviews, managing your accounts, suggesting ingame microtransactions, and other such assistence."

Tyler smirked.

"LoD is NOT a pay to win game everyone. You can buy tokens that increase the chance of finding rare loot, but it only works once a month. Cosmetics like clothes and skins for weapons are what you can expect. Some a them are fuckin GNARLY."

Kora smiled.

"Hit me."

"I saw one design for an MG42 got up like a BF109. The gun was decorated like a Messerschimct BF109 from the war."

".....tell me this Gore."

"YES you can find and rebuild a plane...and FLY it."

Kora smiled.

"I have a pilot's license."

"Ha. MY base had a runway."

"I saw. AND I saw that B17 you had."

"Ole Bessy. I miss her. We'll rebuild her."

"Damn straight."

Sarah blinked.

"There are...PLANES inside Lod?"

"Oh yeah. Tanks, SHIPS, any form of vehicle you can imagine is in here. Up to YOU to get em moving, but you can. One time in the beta we restored a world war 2 battleship and spent the day firing shells at a city. And yes. We CAN level cities. They rebuild themselves overtime though. OR whenever an update is released."

Angel smiled.

"Gore? I wanna fly in a spitfire."

"A lady of culture. My favorite plane from the war is the P51 Mustang. Favorite BOMBER is the B24 Liberator."

Kora chuckled.

"NOT the B17?"

"That one's up there. But I used a B24 a lot in my world war 2 dives and yeah."

"I hear that. Tank?"

"Panzer IV."

"Huh. Nice. I'm more Sherman."

"Fair."

Sarah chuckled as the guys talked.

"It seems we have much to look forward to Goreleech. But the managers."

The group refocused and Tyler looked at her.

"will we be their boss?"

The reporter nodded.

"You will be their contract holder while any profits are locked inside a secure account to be used for your ingame adventures."

"When do we meet them?"

"You will meet with your managers in the morning. Preferably before you leave camp."

Tyler smiled.

"This'll be fun. Alright, Sarah. Anything else?"

The reporter nodded.

"The first ingame update will be released in 7 days. This will resolve several bugs and glitches within the game including the invisible zombie head glitch and the locked spawn bug."

Tyler sighed.

"It'll be sad to see the headless zombies go. They were FREAKIN hilarious when you encountered em. Oh shit that's missing a head! Guess he's aHEAD a the game! Ha. The heads are rollin now! Annnd it's a noheader-OW."

A dull thud was followed by Tyler's grunt of pain from Kora slugging him in the ribs.

"dude. NO."

Angel chuckled.

"Hit or miss."

Hailey sighed as Tyler rubbed his sore ribs.

"I hate that guy so fucking much."

The Survivor chuckled at the exchange and looked at the tired Sarah.

"The locked spawn was a pain in the ass so glad that's gone. Any word on new loot?"

She looked.

"There IS new items and weapons being added to the loot pool. But so far we're in the dark on what they are."

"enemy types?"

"are coming. Along with events."

"Halloween is going to be FUCKING awesome this year."

Kora gulped!

"Like....Jason?"

"I heard they gonna send the Predator after the higher skilled players."

"Oh SHIT man! I want popcorn."

"Ha. I'll need a bigger gun."

Angel smirked.

"I wanna see you take on Micheal Myers barehanded."

"Sure. Hell. I'll fight Jason Voorhees barehanded for ya Angel."

"Please do. I wanna see what happens when icons of horror....meet Goreleech."

They chuckled at that one and Sarah did her outro. Once the screen was gone Tyler looked at Hailey and she lifted an eyebrow.

"What?"

"YOU are a HORRIBLE actress."

"Huh?"

He looked at Angel and she smiled.

"Tomorrow'll be fun."

"Oh yeah. Kinda curious how they'll do the shop for LoD."

Kora smiled.

"airdrop?"

"That'd be kinda cool. So long as tyhe drops can't be STOLEN."

"Yeeeah that'd suck."

The friends roasted some cans of beans over the fire and Tyler grimaced as he dug in.

"Alright. we'll go on a strict food raid in the campground once the place is secure. KINDA depressing."

They nodded in agreement and went into the tent. Angel wasting no time in snuggling up with the Survivor while Hailey settled by the entrance. Kora? He was against the wall. Tyler smiled as he kissed the blonde Angel in his arms.

"Night Angel."

"Night Gore."

He leaned in her ear.

"So you know. I tied our packs to the tent frame."

She blinked and her voice was but a whisper.

"You don't seriously think she'd rob us?"

"Yeah I do."

"Jesus."

"She does....well."

"Yeah. Aw well."

He kissed her again and she smiled.

"Good night, Gore. Best snuggle buddy."

"Night, Angel. BEst everything."