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Living life in Naruto relaxed. (I am Egotistical though.)

First off this is no where near like its cannon. Apparently the fact that is fan fiction people ignore really. You will not see your characters with there same personality. It would not make any sense with all the different exposure people have happen. The mc had a part of himself around way before the start of the series. He was an adult when Kushina left the village of whirlpool. There are added characters that change the world and how you may have read. Some things still happen, because why wouldnt they. Events can still take place how they would before. It may be worst or better. The concept of the ripple effect or butterfly effect are just concepts. Think Final destination. death finds away or in this case the deities will find a way. The story picks when Naruto is two years old. The timeline does not fit at all because I have included parts of the movies and the like. Also there is the ability dimension travel. As well as there are deity at work. This will not fit with society norms. Big shocker there. The fact you would think it was is ridiculous since Naruto is about children going to war. Something that a lot of people ignore. The fact that they are kids killing people tends to get glossed over.. a lot. If you want to see your characters as they always are, just read the original. There is no point in you reading a fan-fic. "So first wish... Kryptonian Body. Second wish...Genius intellect to figure out techniques. Third Wish.. the ability to summon random people and things." "Eh, don't really care for anything else. Feel free to grant what you feel. I'm kinda just gonna do nothing unless trouble comes knocking." The God.. just stared. "Funny thing about that, I am a God of fertility.. so you have to breed and make kids. Like a lot. A lot a lot. You are hyper fertile. Like by x3 one for each wish." The God smirked. "I will also bestow on you the ability to move through dimensions and control of your body's cells and to that extent a little bit of others." The God said with a smile before sending Kai-La away. DeviantArt Broken Shield by hoangphamvfx enjoy his picture work.

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Ninja team..team's

"Knock, knock" a solid tapping on the door drew everyone's attention.

"Come in." The Third Hokage said.

In walked Anko, as well as Yugao and Hayate.

"Glad you could make it. I will keep this short." The third Hokage said as he looked to Kai-La. "They will be your Jonin squad. No Chunin squad has been assigned to you. As for your Genin squad, the six you sent before will fall under your command. I wish for you to train them into elite members. They will not be able to take the Chunin exam without your permission. Do you accept this long term mission?"

"Of course, Lord Hokage I will do my best," Kai-La said with a bow. 'Is this an attempt to have me bound more with the village? Or is it something else. No matter. They are all people I don't have a problem with.'

"Your team is hereby established. The Genin will report to you later." The Hokage said smiling. Looking at the others he asked, "any problems from the rest of you?" Seeing no problems he looked to the Anbu. "Go report my decisions to the families."

Anko, Yugao, and Hayate walked behind Kai-La.

"It would be wise to continue the meeting, don't you think Sarutobi," Danzo said smiling.

Waving his hands at an Anbu the Third Hokage got ready to continue the meeting.

The remaining members of the meeting came back in.

After two hours it reached its conclusion.

Kai-La paid little attention as he spent his time circulating his chakra. He also tried to figure this nagging feeling in the back of his head. It was subtle but annoying.

"Very well dismissed." The Hokage said.

Gai walked to Kai-La.

"Lord Senju, may I have a word with you.?"

"I don't see why not. You don't have to be so formal. Relax." Kai-La said patting Gai's shoulder.

"Um! I was wondering if you were needing anything?" Gail asked with a smile.

"No. Wait, now that you mention it. I do. I need a training regiment for children. Well, toddlers actually. The perfect exercises for development will suffice for now. Also for some Genin." Kai-La said stroking the chin area of his mask.

"It will take me some time. But I can have it done." Gai said writing something down.

"No rush. Do not let this interfere with your duties." Kai-La said waving his hands. "Lord Hokage, is there anything else?"

"No, but I do believe Jiraiya would like to speak with you. Do hear him out." The Hokage said. He looks to Danzo as they conversed on other matters. Kakashi stood by listening intently.

"Let's go. Later Gai." Kai-La said walking out.

"Lord Senju wait a moment." A Star ninja called.

"What do you want?"

"What will it take to receive the method to help our kinsmen. We are willing to do anything!" The Jonin was quite adamant.

"Right. I need to talk to someone first. But other than that, send whoever is afflicted now and I will take care of it." Kai-La said plainly. 'Free test subjects for curing and seeing how my cellular abilities can go. Hopefully, I can develop a way to strengthen my own family members.'

"Thank you." The ninja said as she left with the rest of her clansmen.

Walking over he looked at Jiraiya.

"So what do you need Sanin?" Kai-La asked neutrally.

"It's about Naruto. How is he?"

"He is good from what I have observed. He talks and jokes with the other family members. I do need to spend a little more time with him but things have come up recently." Kai-La said.

"I see. That is good." Jiraiya said smiling. "On to business. What do you know about the child of prophecy?"

"A little more than you. But it will cost you." Kai-La said rubbing his fingers.

"How much?"

"The location of the village full of women. Where is it?" Kai-La asked plainly towards the man.

"Eh, are you serious? Here you go. Best of luck they are something else." Jiraiya said shocked. Handing him a map he had to ask. "What do you need it for?"

"To get them all pregnant of course," Kai-La said tucking the scroll away. "Well that and to turn them into ninja anyway. I think they will be a great fighting force for my daughter TenTen."

Everyone stared gobsmacked.

"Are you serious!?" Anko asked recovering first. "You can't be serious."

"Yes. I am." Kai-La said looking at her confused. "Oh. I will not have sex with these women. Its just insemination. Don't worry."

"What the hell does that mean!" Anko said angrily.

"It's a method to get a woman pregnant without actually having sex with them. Kai-La said plainly. 'I can't play this safe anymore. If I can convince them to bear my children I can revive both the Uzumaki and the Senju quickly. If they all can get pregnant in the next two or three years that will be more ninja to deal with what happens in the future.'

" Is this method safe?" Anko asked.

"Yes, they will be perfectly fine." Kai-La thought to himself. There shouldn't be any complications really. With my cell control and teaching modern medicine, we should have the advantage. Adding on chakra control to monitor pregnancy stages solving any issues should work.'

"Not them you!" Anko said angrily. "Will this hurt you in any way?"

"No. It will actually help me." Noticing the weird look she gave him. He continued, "it will take some stress off me. In case you haven't noticed I tend to get wound up."

"Stop by later and I will tell you what I remember. You won't like what I tell you but oh well. Oh yeah that network you have, you may want to increase the quality of its personnel. Just a hunch."

Almost everyone in the room nodded at that. Afterward, everything continues like a normal meeting. when lunch came Kai-La excused himself. He sped to pick TenTen up for lunch.

TenTen walked out with Rock, Ino, Karin, and two other kids he had no idea what family they came from.

"Hoho what's this? Who are the others?" Kai-La asked good-naturedly.

"These are some new friends of ours. They are part of our group now." TenTen said with her hands out in v shape. "We increased our friends as you said. They are all nice."

Her eyes twinkled with a victory. She knew she did a good job.

"Oh, new friends that is good." Kai-La looked at the children over and nodded his head. "They look to be friendly enough. Hello children, I am TenTen and Karin's father. Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you, mister." The kids said together.

"Well if your parents around let us go get something to eat. My treat." Kai-La said as he walked to TenTen and Karin. He rubbed their heads and gave them a quick look over. Noticing a scuff mark on Karin's cheek he squatted down.

"What happened here? Did you hurt yourself?" He reached his hand out and touched it gently. 'The tissue is bruised and slightly damaged underneath. What the hell did you hit?' The amount of damage was mitigated by her being an Uzumaki but it isn't healing quickly.

"No I fell is all," Karin said shaking her head. Her lip trembled a little.

The other kids shook a little when they heard that. Even they knew it was bad what happened.

"Papa, Karin isn't telling the truth. She got that from a fight with an older kid." TenTen said. Looking up Kai-La could see TenTen was angry.

"It's not a big deal. It's ok. Don't be upset." Karin said with teared up eyes.

"Are you sure." Seeing her nod her head Kai-La circulate some chakra and healed the mark. He also took in the chakra that was left over as well. Whoever did it would be found later.

"Ok, let's go eat everyone." Standing up he gathered the kids and met with the two new kids parents. "Would you care to join us as well? It is my treat."

Both parents nodded and the group left to go to a new place to get some food. They stopped at a little bistro. For all intents and purposes, it looked like one anyway. The large group sat in the back outside and made some orders and conversed.

Kai-La watched as the kids laughed and joked with one another. He, on the other hand, had to deal with quiet parents by him.

"Ok, so tell me. What do you all think of the pre-academy?" Kai-La asked to get the folks talking.

"Lord Senju if I may," the man started before Kai-La raised his hand.

"Just Kai will suffice. No need for unneeded politeness. We are not at a meeting. Just enjoying lunch with our kids. Calling me that has got to be a mouthful." Kai-La said chucking at the two. "Consider this me extending friendship to you two."

"Thank you. I am Domo Iburi, elder brother to Dosu there." The man said happily relived. He pointed to the boy who was playing rock-paper-scissors with Rock Lee. Dosu kept winning since the other kept using rock.

The tone of the conversation took a weight off his shoulders.

"I am Wolfzen Hatake. Pleased to meet you. My son Coyot is the one talking with your Karin." He said pointing at the silver-haired boy who was failing at trying to make Karin laugh.

The boy had the silverware sticking out of his ears with chopsticks in his nostrils. Everyone could tell Karin was getting annoyed but she kept a passive face on.

The trio made small talk till the food came. Every now and then Kai-La could pick up how they felt about the pre-academy the kids were in. They didn't like it. There was a lot of prejudice tendencies going on. Not from all the caretakers but enough of them for it too matter. Once everything was eaten up they departed with 10 minutes to spare. Kai-La noticed that Karin had eaten all of her food slowly. But she did eat every bit of it.

Walking up he lifted her into the air. Much to her surprise and everyone else. He placed her on his left shoulder.

"Spill it little Fireball. What's wrong?" Kai-La asked grinning at her. The others chuckled at the name he called her.

"Hehe, that's right you do look like a fireball," Rock said. "You definitely looked like one when you took out that Hyuga kid."

Karin turned red and tried to hide herself in Kai-La's hair. "Sh sh shut up!"

"Aye Karin. Its nothing to be embarrassed about. I am glad you stood up for yourself remember no matter what always protect what you believe in. Understood?" Kai-La said turning his head to look at her.

"Mhm, I will remember," Karin said looking at him. "So you are not mad?"

"Nope, I am not."

Making it to there destination everyone said goodbyes.

"When you come home today there will be some new people joining us. Also, TenTen if you are serious we will start your ninja training today as well." Kai-La said to her. "I won't have you practicing on your own as you have been."

"Ok, bye papa," TenTen said walking back inside with the others.

"Lord Senju, if I may. Is it ok to start this early? I didn't start till I was five myself." Domo said slightly shocked. He knew some clans started early but this would harm his little brother.

"It isn't that early. Some of the major clans start earlier than that. Don't get me started on the chakra baths." Wolfzen said shaking a little. "Those were the worst things ever."

"If you are worried about your clan's bloodline don't be. I can place a stabilizing seal on him. This will stop him from turning to smoke unless he wants to. At his current chakra output, it should be easy. Once he starts to get older I will adjust it as needed. However, I recommend he trains in chakra control immediately." Kai-La said trying to reassure the man. Looking at Wolfzen he could not help but ask, "Chakra baths mind explaining that one."

"Umm sure." Thinking to himself Wolfzen could not believe that Kai-La didn't know about it. 'If he hasn't been exposed to it before.. how the hell did he develop a reputation?'

Updated as of 07/06/2019

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