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Living as a Lord in another World is unsurprisingly easy!

Jin was a young man who had just graduated from university. He felt lost in this so-called "adult" world like any other normal graduate. Did he already have to find a job? Is this the moment when life finally turns at you while showing a wretched smile?! Will his "definitely-not" strict parents pressure him into finding a girlfriend, even though he hasn't experienced the touch of a woman since time immemorial?! "Bro..." Yet, on an ostensibly ordinary night, while answering a random but totally-not suspicious survey, he suddenly found himself in a completely different world. And to his surprise... [Bootlicker69: wtf man?!?!?!?!] [a_racist: they told me this was a racing game?!] [Tod: I want to die.] [guywithoutamoustache: I HAVE A MOUSTACHE!] ... .. . "This...-" Ding! Congratulations Host, you have been granted the 1000 Times Amplification System! Good luck in your endeavors, and may you strive as a Lord! "- is damn awesome!"

Cythiano · Tranh châm biếm
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Local Man Does Illegal Muay Thai Move On A Weirdo, Causes Massive Outrage Among The Lands

After the initial roar ended, the Legion couldn't rest before a humongous claw slashed at them.

FWOOSH!

Dodging quickly once more, they witnessed the surrounding space tear apart as if reality itself had been distorted.

Yet it didn't stop there.

The claw with endless momentum, continued going down until it reached the ground.

Before the sound even reached them, they witnessed massive chunks of land being torn apart in three directions, stretching as far as the eye could see.

And-

"Oh, it's flying towards us?"

-while exclaiming in surprise, Jin saw the airborne pieces of remnant land masses flying toward them at sub-sonic speed.

'Hmm...'

Having decided on something, he patted the Legion Commander on the shoulder.

"Hey, throw me at him."

"Sir Wulfr-"

"Do it, y'all will have more leeway on harvesting that-"

Seeing him gesture towards the closing gap between them and the enormous chunks of land, Reinhard, not questioning his weird priorities, immediately nodded and seized Jin's arm.

"Alright, just right at hi-"

BOOM!

The Legion Commander had maximized all the mechanical tension he could at that throw before he faced the incoming.. 'loot.'

"DO NOT waste our chance!"

Activating all the thrusters on his body, the war machine blasted forth, along with his troops.

"We shall harvest the abundance of materials!"

"Y-yes, commander?"

BOOM!

".!.!.!.!.!"

Sensing a massive rush of air from another direction, Reinhard subtly glanced at where he had thrown Jin and witnessed the colossal being's head jerk back as if struck by a whip.

Observing the tiny dot making contact, he felt he could finally focus entirely on the task at hand.

...

As the distance closed in, Jin balled up his fist.

'So damn ugly...'

Seeing its gaping maw and lifeless eyes slowly turning towards him, a sudden aversion caused him to tense his fist harder.

As such, when he was face to face with what appeared to be its cheekbones, he thrust his fist forward.

FWOOSH!

".!.!.!.!.!.!."

Before it could even utter its ear-piercing scream, Jin's fist had already smashed into the being's face, causing its head to whip back.

BOOM!

Disregarding the massive shockwave that soon occurred which propelled him down towards the ground, the madman swiftly turned his body around, clapped his hands, and soared upwards once more.

BOOM!

Not having the time to react, the Ancient Sky Shrieker, who couldn't even recover from getting its face smashed in, had its head whipped upwards the second time.

BOOM!

Being thousands of meters above, Jin clapped his hands again, causing his body to accelerate down like an asteroid.

The nightmarish face, unlovable even by a mother's standards, was now strangely parallel with the ground, still reeling from the tremendous shock it had received to its jaw.

And-

FWOOSH!

-seeing this HUMAN speeding through the clouds towards it...

"̸̮͖͙͓̩͙͓̺̼̰͖̹̓͐̏̏̓̈̅̊̕͝"I̶̡̢̟͎͉͍͍̫̱͖̍̑̈͊͒̊̇̆ñ̶̢̨̼̭̰̙͕͍̱̠͍̝̟͕̘̃́̎́͌̓̕ ̵̧̪̱͙̠̩̟̼̙̜̰͙͖̇̈͜t̴̞̭̠͇̣̞͕̯̤͉̗̎̇͗̃͆̀͌̀̀͆̉͋͜͝ͅh̶̢̛̹͍̖̼̙͔͓̹̞̦̣̓̑̄e̸̯̱̺̭̞͒̐̑ ̴̱̘̪̌̎̃̌̄̃͊͐͘͘d̶̫̻̺̆̑̃̄̒̋̀̀̃̇̽́͂̕e̴̖̪͖̰͍̙̼̫̣̟͎͚̅̈́͌́̓̋̇̆ͅp̶͉̓͊̂̅͗̽ṱ̵̨̧̨̛̛͓̟̙̥̘͙͍̳̇͆̍̊͒̿̿̊̇͛̈̕h̴̺̩̍s̵̨̛̘̘̝͇̹͙̦̺̙͉̣̉̈̒̈́ ̸̨͓̺͙̻̭͙̜̺͛̆͑̽́̈̓͝o̸̡̡̢̨͈̞̹̰̙͛̂̄̋͝f̷̡̦̙̻̹̦̟̤͑̈̎͛͛̀̽́́̍͂̊̕̚̕ ̶̟͈̭͕͉̋̋̉͜ỏ̷̧̧̡̯̞͚̜̻̘̱̙̼̻͛́̈͒̓̈́̕͘͠b̴͓͖͈̣̻͊͂̈͜l̵̢̢͔͕̺̤̖̆̽̈̆̐̇͆͛͠ị̴͉̝̹̱̲̜̱̅v̸̨̛͉̲̳̠̦͙͔̬̳̏̏͛̊̀̉̋͒̏̚͠ȋ̷̲̻̝̼̖̋͛͋̋̋̄̂̇̈́̈́̚̕͠ȏ̴͕͔͍̳̓́͑̐̈́̐̈́̀͆͐̓̅͝͝n̴̢̨͎͖̰̳͎̞͎̟̺̭̪͑͂́̂̌̚͜͠,̶̧̜͕̾̄͌̔̈́̒́͝ ̵̧̡̘̣̦̮̗͍̥̩͓̐̾̆̓͝͝w̴̡̦̫̼̉̈͑͊͆̿̅͘͝͝h̶̯͎̦̰̮̟̩͕̻̱͂̇̀̎̊̋̈̉̈́̋̋͌̈́̋̕ͅe̵̢̹͎̜̩͙̻͚͓̞̓͐̂͂͌̈́̓̉̉̀͠͝͝r̴̲͉̣̼̻̫̠̭͎̹̠̭͖̰̈́͗̐̅͗́͐͆͝ê̵̻͎̍̽̃̓͛̔́̏̿ ̶̨̫̦̱̯͇̹̤̳͔̪̫̬̙̑̒̑̍͋̐̈̕ͅş̵̢̢̛̳̹͎̺̫͇͉̺̲̮̖̐̆̍̋̋͌̓͒̎̂̓̚h̵̰̺͈̗͉̻͑́̚a̸̺̦͊̃̾͋̐̑͝d̸͎͖͙̭͍̻̮͋̏̅̂͂̐̌͛̋̍́̇͆̚̚o̸̧̘͓͉̱̣̪̮̬̭̠͕̣̱̥͌̊́͂̅̏ẁ̵̛͇̺͓̰͙͙̐́̃͋̇̊͋̒͐͛́̕ş̷̻̬͖͎̓̿̈́̓̀̃̉̂̊̕ ̸̢̘̿͗̓̉̅̇̈́d̷̛̰̝͙̳̺̺̻̺̞̹̯̱̒̔̍̈͛̍͆̓́̈́̋͝ͅẃ̵̖̝͋̐̔̆͆̄̔̈̉ȩ̷̥̙̟͇̙̰͐͐̊̿̅͊̾͘l̷̢̢̤̣͚̭͉̻̮̳̼̠͚̐̇͋́̆̇̀̅̓̅̚͜͜l̵̛̫͓͎̙͗̓͗̍͐̐̋́̅̀͗͝͠,̶̰̫̐̍́̑̋̄"

Time suddenly slowed down to a near halt.

The soldiers wielding Plasma Whips around the scattered landmasses appeared to be moving at a snail's pace.

Similarly, the surrounding debris seemed to move in slow motion, akin to being in a vacuum of space.

Yet.

*CRACK*

In this seemingly black-and-white world, a singularity continued to clash with the surrounding domain.

The space between the Ancient Sky Skreecher and a singular black dot appeared to ripple the stagnant air, akin to a bubble on the verge of bursting.

".!.!.!.!.!.!."

For the first time, the colossal being, the one who was supposed to have complete authority over this domain, had one emotion creep up on its face.

Fear.

*CRACK*

And with that, a crack appeared in this monochromatic world.

Said 'singularity' casually broke through the barrier with a force incomparable to before.

Closing the distance in the blink of an eye, the nightmare meets a human's eyes for the first time.

Annoyance...?

Is that really... the emotion it just saw?

Before it could think further, it saw the human gather all its power into one singular spot.

The elbow.

[Muay Thai-

Concentrated-Continental Elbow Smash]

And with a downward blow-

[. . . . . .]

Like a flashbang, the world went blank.

...

FWOOSH!

A crimson blur could be seen blasting through entire landscapes in seconds, showing complete disregard for the destruction.

With a panic-stricken face, Nero frantically ran faster than she ever had before, pumping huge amounts of mana into her legs.

She couldn't feel it.

Their connection was cut off.

The connection that Jin had 'persuasively' made with her since day one.

It was gone.

Why?!

"Please, no..."

This sudden sense of unprecedented fear was... unlike anything she had ever experienced.

Even in the face of Servants she couldn't even compare to, she had never felt such dread.

After all, she was Nero.

The Empress of Rome.

The self-proclaimed best Saber Servant.

Yet...

As a sudden thought was about to occur to her, she suddenly saw something in the distance.

"Eh?"

Completely halting her momentum, she saw a massive wall.

And it seemed to be coming closer for some odd reason.

"What..?"

It was at this moment, that she suddenly saw something blinking at the corner of her eye.

...

[Congratulations on claiming the Ancient-Sky Shrieker's territory as your own!

Territory: The Land of the Damned (Can be renamed!)

Size: 571.023km²

Since the Lord has claimed a huge piece of territory, a sufficient reward has been granted!]

...

"Hahaha..."

Not even giving a single fuck about the rewards, she closed the panel.

"Hahahahaha..."

She laughed.

Her laughter, rich with melody and genuine emotion, echoed in succession, drowning out the impending wave of doom hurtling towards her.

Of course, of course!

"It's my Praetor!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Whether it was something else, tears ran down her face.

Was it happiness?

Relief?

She didn't care.

After all.

"He's okay."

And so, with a wave of her crimson blade, an insurmountable amount of mana rushed out, transforming into a beautiful arc of crimson that stretched as far as the eyes could see.

The gargantuan wall, comprised of eerie dark energy and a chaotic chunk of debris, was effortlessly slashed through like butter.

Nonetheless, the wave of crimson continued onwards, continuously cleaving through everything in its path in an upward fashion.

"Haha..."

Sunlight finally revealed itself as the surrounding darkness crumbled down.

Nero could see her crimson wave still going upwards, even after having cleared the supposedly 'impending' doom.

"Ha..."

The once loud laughter finally faded into a gentle whisper, carried away by the soft breeze of the aftermath.

Gazing upward at the sky, she saw the radiant afternoon sunlight casting its warm light on her.

However...

In that moment, even if it was just a simple moment.

A smile adorned her lips.

A smile so radiant, it outshone the very sun itself.

It was a smile that would have truly captivated the hearts of all of Rome.

...

...

...

{Host!}

"..."

{HOST!"}

'You hear that?'

{(O_O)!}

'Yeah... good, that's the sound of plundering!'

Lazily lying down on the ground, he watched the entire Legion crazily dig out any important material they deemed useful for the future foundation of the empire.

Casually overlooking the area, he subtly glanced at a 'mountain.'

Or rather, what looked like a mountain, but was nothing more than the head of the colossal nightmarish being.

'Shit dislocated faster than...'

Pondering a bit, he nonchalantly shrugged his shoulders.

'I ran out of words.'

In a nutshell, his previous elbow strike hit so hard, that the head of the Ancient motherfucker was torn apart before its body could even follow!

How convenient!

Nodding to himself, he scrutinized the main body of the giant.

According to his estimation, that skinny body was at least more than a few kilometers long, excluding its head.

He also noticed that its entire body consisted of different minerals.

How incredibly convenient!

'The dude was practically a god-sent goldmine.'

"Nice."

It was nice indeed.

{Host! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ}

"By the wa- oh hey there."

Without glancing behind him, he could feel a certain someone's piercing gaze.

"Praetor."

"Sup."

"Can I hug you?"

"Go for it."

"..."

He suddenly felt a pair of arms wrapped around his body.

Wait...

'I got that far?!"

...