Plot armor

"Why? why?" I murmured under my breath.

Why did i f*ck up!? that was suppose to be my plot story, why? i should conquer that beauty like any other fantasy story. That's a fuck*ng jackpot why did i... why did i?...

F*ck it! let's do this again!

I position again myself to ram the metal gate and shouted. I jump to make the impact more deadly. But before i smashed on the metal gate, it open automatically making me fly outside, crushed my face on stone floor like a airplane.

Fuk*ing hell, it's hurt! who the-... wait... this is it! this is where the female knight gonna showed! Calm down will ya, just turn your body like a cool guy. Act like nothing happened.

"Hello my la-"

"Young master!"

I shattered when i see the new comer. Why? why is it a man? i wanna punch this man but i didn't. He has a fuck*ng sword. He can kill me with one stab, that's it what i sure for.

A shout came asking in the distance again. Three more men came running.

"Young master!"

"Young master!"

"Are you okay young master!"

The three asked me. Who are the four of you anyway! Are you my mother?!

"Y-yeah?..." But i still answered.

They sigh of relief. Really, who are the four of you? Wait... we're they called me young master? ha... hahahaha.

Horraaay!!! to plot armor!!!

...

We walk in this long pitch black corridor. The four knight if i guest is currently on my back. Following me with precise move and distance. On the other hand me not talking.

Transmigrated Rule!

Number 1! Act cool!

Number 2! Observe!

Number 3! Save the day!

Number 4! Harem!

Number 5! Die like a h-!

F*ck no! f*ck, f*ck. That's not it! Erase the number 5! just number 4!

Why do i need to add rule anyway. This is another world. I can't just manipulate it whatever i want. Beside i have a f*cking plot armor! Yeah, plot armor for the win!

May not the heroin and all of the canon fodder not bump in to me! I make shit their pants!

Yeah! that's right! I'am the cheat! the bug! The hero until the end!

"Young master"

The harem king! The god of hent-!

"You brat!"

F*ck! who is it!

I glared to the person that shaking me back and forth. A 40 years old man with wrinkles on his face and a portion of white hair glaring at me.

"Where the hell did you go! You brat!"

He shouted loud at my face. Making his saliva spray on my face. Okay! Stop it! i get it! I'm-!... Wait, who the hell are you!?

"Who are you?" I ask confuse.

"You brat!" He swing his right hand on my head. I scratch my head because of unbearable itching.

"You dare!"

He swing his hand again. But not this time! You think you can beat this cheat! Pathetic, i'm a first generation of weeb of konoha and the right hand of king of the pirate! I defeat freeza in one glare watching 100 episode in a day! Kneel on me low-life! Die!

Forbidden secret technique: unknown!

With a great speed i hug his foot.

"I'm sorry! This will never happned again!" I cried with a great effort.

Take that! you evil creature!

His face softer when he see me crying. Hahhaha... that's the secret technique. The mother beg! It's have 80% slow. 90% low guard armor. 60% critical chance and 10s stunned!

Know one can beat me if i do this! Now! for the last attack!

BOMBING! WHIRL WIND GREAT SPIN ATTACK! 120 DEGREE! MINUS 10 OVER 25! WITH COURAGE! JUSTICE! VENGEANCE! AND LOVE!

HAA!!!

"Forgive me!" I cried more.

Save me! Promise! this is real this time! i'm not kidding!

"You brat, get up. I just became agitated that you gone in almost 3 days. I'm sorry" He said to me.

"Forgive me! i will ne-!... Wait...really?"

"Yeah... sorry, now get up"

I got up slowly, confuse.

Cheat! i'am a cheat! Plot armor! Don't worry i make out a religion out of you. Carved it on diamond with my face on the front. Symbolizing that you and me conquer this land. Don't worry you size will be big, With 8-packs of abs. See, i'am thoughtful and kind hearted most of the Mc you protect. Yeah! shame on them, they didn't remember you right! So we're going to make a deal. Always protect me and i will praise you. Right? fair exchange.

(Author: Ok?) 😮😮😮

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We walk to get out on this underground prison. This man is actually my father. I'd know when he blurted that he is finding me and i'm already gone 3 days. 3 days! So, well my hunger is not a mysterious now. Good for me i didn't die of hunger, ah... wait, i killed my self because of that. So what happened to the original owner of this body? Maybe the original soul in this body is already gone and already meet the loli. All i prayed that he will be trolled too by that loli. And most of all! not to meet the busty onii-san! or i'm going to kill him!

I'm serious. 😠😠😠