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Laid-back Multiverse Conqueror

As God decided to help Humanity by creating Cards to help them live, Satan stole some of them and after God and Satan had war, the cards were scattered around multiverses. Now, God realized that he needed someone to wield absolute control to get those cards back, and thus, he made the 51st card. After that, our protagonist was chosen to wield that card right after truck-kun killed him. Now... welll... uhhhh.... This protagonist may have a bit of a screw loose under his serious mentality.

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Side Chapter 1- Lolicons.....are everywhere

Before the attack of those in Hell...

"...."

"...."

Currently, there are two people looking at each other with different expressions.

One was mesmerized because of the other party, while the other party was curious.

"You... you can command everything, how can you do it?"

"....."

Soon enough, our main character woke up.

"Ah, call me Theo. As for your question... well... why don't we sit over there first." Theo said as he pointed at the bench. The little girl nodded and sat there along with Theo.

"As for your question, I can command everything I see just by looking at them. As long as I can see them, I can command them." Theo calmly answered as he started unwrapping the chocolate he took from his pocket.

"Want some?"

Kanna nodded and took the chocolate.

[Owner, after some seraching, I learned something bad about this verse...]

'What is it?'

[It was merged with another verse and trust me, it was horribly merged. So expect changes from characters, places, and the world itself.]

'So the Kanna here is different from the Kanna we used to know?'

[Yes.]

He started patting Kanna who was eating the chocolate in a cute way.

"What's your name?"

"Kanna... Kanna Kamui." Theo nodded and asked, "Do you have any parents?"

"No..."

"Aww, that's bad news you know, do you know how many bad people want to hurt little girls like you? Do you have any guardian of some sorts?"

"No...."

Kanna was now looking at him with seriousness.

"Well, I can be your guardian. But is that alright with you, Kanna?"

Kanna was thinking and she nodded.

"Alright, let this good big brother take care of you now. Follow me, come on."

.....

After the whole process of adopting Kanna, she was able to gain privileges now she have a guardian. Kanna was there holding Theo's hand. (Ahem, do we call the FBI?)

They both arrived that Theo's house and they went to the dinner table.

"Alright, Kanna-chan, I want you to listen to me, okay?"

Kanna was slightly surprised with his way to address her but she shrugged it off.She nodded and Theo smiled.

"First, you need to call me onii-chan, okay?"

"Why?"

"I am going to be your big brother so you need to call me 'onii-chan'. It is the law, didn't you know that, Kanna-chan? Also, I will give you more sweets every time you call me like that." Kanna's eyes sparkled and nodded.

"Good, next, we will be leaving the town after I am done with my business here." Kanna nodded.

"That's all, I'll go out, want to come with me?"

Kanna nodded once again for the nth time to which, Theo nodded as well and opened the door.

....

Lolicons... lolicons everywhere....

Men were looking at Kanna with three types of expressions. Some of them were horny, some of them died.... because she's cute, and some of them just have genuine clear thoughts of cuteness and fluff.

And to Theo, it's fine... no it's not fine, it's not okay to look at loli dragons like that!

So secretly, he ordered the horny people's body to just experience diarrhea.

Together with Kanna, they visited a sweet shop where they bought a lot of sweets. Kanna then went outside with Theo. She was holding a big lollipop with a chocolate bar on her left hand.Theo was there holding one bag full of sweets.

'Since she's a dragon of some sorts, she can probably combat diabetes, if not, I can just order her body to fix itself.' He thought.

Then, Kanna tugged his shirt after she was done eating her chocolate.

"Hmmm?"

"Onii-chan, can we visit the circus?"

Theo's heart was hit when he saw Kanna asking him to go to the circus.

"Sure sure, everything for my little sister."

....

Lolicons.... they are everywhere...

After the show, the clowns decided to kidnap Kanna. The calm, laid-back, Theo was shocked and went on an outburst killing the lolicon circus.

But after that, he found Kanna eating her lollipop while sitting on a chair with lolicon clowns unconscious due to electric shocks.

He then called the police and reported, "Ah yeah, the circus kidnapped my little sister and they wanted to do bad things to her. I killed some of them out of self-defense while I knocked some of them. Will you do me a favor and arrest people here? ...Oh thanks, I owe you one, Tatsuya," he said as he hung up the call and looked at Kanna.

"Let's go?"