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Konoha Tavern: Opening Call Uchiha Madara

Travel through the world of Naruto, obtain the undead tavern system, and open a tavern in Konoha, but all the people working in the tavern are undead summoned from the Pure Land! Uchiha Madara was summoned directly at the beginning! after a while…… Uchiha Madara: "Chiba, I caught that guy Hashirama stealing beer again!" Senju Hashirama: "Ahem! Little Madara, you can't betray me! I promised you everything last night!" Senju Tobirama: "Brother, you are behind my back..." Uchiha Madara: "Big Liar, what did you promise me?! How come I don't know?!" Senju Hashirama: "So, love disappears, right?" Uchiha Madara: "..." Uchiha Izuna: "Hashirama-san, love will disappear, I won't." Chiba was helpless, looking at the noisy four people, but he was thinking about who would be called out to work for him next... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Original Author: Idiot Cherry (Note: This is not my story and is written by a Chinese author. This is a Machine translation. I have cleaned all the chapters I publish to the maximum of my capabilities. It's not perfect, but it's still an enjoyable read.)

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21 Hashirama! If You Dare To Say It! I Will Kill You With One Blow!

"It's so comfortable!"

Yamanaka Ino couldn't help but exclaim.

This feeling is as if every pore in the whole body has been stretched.

Before coming here, it was hot and dry, after taking this iced Cola.

Of course, there is nothing left!

Is this iced Cola? Love love love!

"Hmm~" Hyūga Hinata drank almost half of the bottle with a "gurgling" sound.

This refreshing and thirst-quenching drink is really delicious!

"Is it delicious?" Chiba naturally knows the charm of iced Cola.

No one can say no! And! More important point!

That is, the iced cola produced by the system will not make people gain fat!

It will only replenish the water element lost by the human body!

Where can you find this kind of heaven-defying iced Cola?

"It's delicious!" Yamanaka Ino's eyes were completely crescent-shaped.

"Where's Hinata-chan." Chiba tilted his head and looked at Hyūga Hinata.

"Yeah, it's delicious...Thank you Chiba brother." Hyūga Hinata hurriedly lowered her head, a little afraid to look directly into Chiba's eyes.

Sure enough, he still has such a shy character!

I don't know if it's too late to start now.

Harmful! How can I have such an idea?

The next thing I should think about is how to get more of them to come!

Otherwise, are you worthy of your title?

"Since you are my first guests who came here today."

"Well, then I'll give you two a bottle of wine for your father."

After Chiba finished speaking, he brought two bottles of Wine.

In order to complete the task, it is not easy!

No middle-aged person can resist the temptation of Wine!

When the time comes, don't forget to linger.

It is estimated that their father may be able to find them in person!

This is of course part of the plan.

"Thank you, Brother Chiba~," Yamanaka Ino said with a smile.

"Thank you brother Chiba~" Hyūga Hinata also said to Chiba obediently.

"Yeah." Chiba smiled.

The two of them also left the tavern.

Chiba clicked his tongue when he saw them leave.

"Boiling frogs in warm water is still in the stage of slow cooking."

"Wait until it's almost ripe, and collect the juice on the fire!"

"When the time comes, cook the raw rice and cook it, it will be delicious!"

Behind them, Izuna and Tobirama, who heard Chiba muttering to himself, looked at each other.

They looked at each other, a little unclear.

Could it be that the boss meant that he wanted to eat frogs? !

Chiba went back to his office.

Izuna and Tobirama looked at each other as if, and immediately "cut".

Everyone is busy.

Yamanaka Ino and Hyūga Hinata, who left the tavern, felt the venom of the sun again.

"Ah~! Why is it so hot this day!"

"I feel like taking another sip of brother Chiba's iced Cola"

Yamanaka Ino pouted and said.

"However, brother Chiba is really handsome! And gentle!"

For a moment, little stars appeared in Yamanaka Ino's eyes.

Hyūga Hinata on the side didn't say anything to refute, after all, what she said was the truth.

Before leaving, what Chiba said still lingered in the ears of the two of them.

"The next time you want to have some snacks or have an ice-cold drink, you can come to me anytime."

Iced Cola, is really delicious...

In the tavern, Chiba was lying on the sofa.

The mission that was just triggered on Yamanaka Ino and Hyūga Hinata must wait until their next visit.

It can only be completed, so there is no rush.

"Ding! There is a new message in the tavern chat group!!!"

"Ding! Someone in the group news sent you a message!!!"

Chiba grinned and waved.

Immediately, the chat interface appeared in front of Chiba.

[Tavern chat group]

Senju Hashirama: "@Chiba, group leader! group leader! Damn! I almost couldn't stop Madara!"

Uchiha Madara: "Hashirama, don't talk! I'm going to kill this Mist Village!"

Senju Hashirama: "@Chiba, Moderator! Moderator! Oooohoo!"

Chiba: "Stop crying! Tell me what just happened!"

Senju Hashirama: "This puff, let me laugh for a while, no, I can't take it anymore, Hahahahahaha..."

Uchiha Izuna: "@Uchiha Madara, Nissan, what's wrong?"

Uchiha Madara: "Your brother is going to slaughter Mist Village, do you support it?"

Uchiha Izuna: "Support!!"

Uchiha Madara: "Okay! Then we brothers will act tonight!"

Chiba: "Brothers, are you playing me?!! What the hell are you talking about! What happened to Mist Village?!"

Senju Hashirama: "It's like this..."

Uchiha Madara: "If you dare to say it, I will kill you with one knife!"

""Uchiha Madara" was banned for 5 minutes by the group owner. "

Chiba: "Hashirama! Go go go go! gkd! gkd!"

Senju Hashirama: "It goes like this."

"Ah, Madara and I have been walking at the end of the line."

"You know, it's hot in summer."

"Ah, Madara took off the rope used to bind the hair."

"But at this time, Madara and I discovered two ninjas hidden in the small pool at the same time."

"Then, we heard two sentences..."

"Why does that man with disheveled hair look so female?"

"That's a woman, okay? What's your look?"

Senju Hashirama: "The following things... don't I need to say more?"

"The time for the ban on "Uchiha Madara" is up, unmute. "

Uchiha Madara: "Ahhhh! Hashirama !

Uchiha Madara: "Chiba! Don't play like this, I stared at the screen for five minutes and couldn't speak!"

Chiba: "Hey, when you come back from the mission, I will compensate you with an extra bottle of vodka."

Uchiha Madara: "Okay!"

At this point, Chiba also opens up Uchiha Madara's third-person perspective.

Just watching the chat conversations, how can there be a live broadcast that looks interesting!

A screen appeared in front of Chiba.

at the same time.

Konoha Village, on the surrounding jungle trails.

Uchiha Madara grinned and looked at the two Rouge ninjas in front of him.

These two people are naturally the first wave of ninjas sent by Zabuza.

"Ah Madara, calm down." Senju Hashirama suppressed a smile and comforted Uchiha Madara.

"Calm down?" Uchiha Madara became angry when he saw the two ninjas.

If it weren't for Kakashi and Senju Hashirama, these two ninjas would have returned to the pure land long ago.

"Kakashi, hurry up and interrogate, the interrogation is over, so I can send them on their way."

Uchiha Madara said at the top of his voice.

Kakashi smiled wryly and nodded.

The two ninjas in Mist Village really dare to say it!

Dare to say that Uchiha Madara looks like a woman...

Damn, maybe even Hashirama wouldn't dare to say that?

For a moment, Kakashi admired these two ninjas who were about to return to the pure land from the bottom of their hearts!

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