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Konoha Tavern: Opening Call Uchiha Madara

Travel through the world of Naruto, obtain the undead tavern system, and open a tavern in Konoha, but all the people working in the tavern are undead summoned from the Pure Land! Uchiha Madara was summoned directly at the beginning! after a while…… Uchiha Madara: "Chiba, I caught that guy Hashirama stealing beer again!" Senju Hashirama: "Ahem! Little Madara, you can't betray me! I promised you everything last night!" Senju Tobirama: "Brother, you are behind my back..." Uchiha Madara: "Big Liar, what did you promise me?! How come I don't know?!" Senju Hashirama: "So, love disappears, right?" Uchiha Madara: "..." Uchiha Izuna: "Hashirama-san, love will disappear, I won't." Chiba was helpless, looking at the noisy four people, but he was thinking about who would be called out to work for him next... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Original Author: Idiot Cherry (Note: This is not my story and is written by a Chinese author. This is a Machine translation. I have cleaned all the chapters I publish to the maximum of my capabilities. It's not perfect, but it's still an enjoyable read.)

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11 Hashirama, Tobirama: If My Little Tsunade Makes Any Mistakes, I Will Shoot You Straight Away!

In the Leaf Tavern.

Chiba was holding a goblet, and Uchiha Izuna beside him opened a bottle of Wine.

Then under Chiba's guidance, he slowly poured some wine into Chiba's glass.

This scene is very harmonious.

Looking at the other side, Sarutobi Hiruzen lowered his head.

He dared not look up at his teacher.

"Sarutobi, how old is Konoha now." Senju Tobirama asked.

"Konoha has been here for 60 years. In these years, the Three World Wars have also happened. Now it has been twelve years since the end of the Third Shinobi War." Sarutobi Hiruzen said cautiously.

"What about the Third Shinobi War... how about our Konoha casualties?" Senju Tobirama frowned, "I want to know the whole truth."

"Yes..." Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled wryly.

Then slowly began to tell all the big and small things that happened to Konoha in these years.

next...

"Kage-level strong Konoha's White Fang committed suicide?"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, what do you mean! Are you f**king stupid?!"

"Why did the strong Kage-level commit suicide? Don't you have a score in your mind?!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"Konoha Sannin left Konoha? Are you a special show?!"

"Why did they leave?! You don't know what to do?"

"I'm telling you! Sarutobi Hiruzen! If something happens to my granddaughter, I don't mind taking care of you myself!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"Did Orochimaru run away? Are you so weak that you can't beat Orochimaru?"

"You think I don't know? I guess 90% of this is because you let it go secretly!"

"Now I'm starting to wonder if it was the right choice to leave the position of Hokage to you!"

"I might as well leave it to Danzo!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"Enough!" Senju Tobirama's lungs were about to explode!

As my apprentice, I have more success than failure! ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't even wear the hat that was hung by Senju Tobirama, so he had to lower his head in desperation.

At this moment, a hearty laughter came.

"Tobirama, what's going on? You're so angry?" Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara walked out of the backyard.

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked for his reputation, and immediately his pupils trembled violently!

really! It's those two adults!

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama!

God of the Shinobi in the Sengoku period!

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face turned pale at this time.

It's over, it's over, I'm afraid I will lose my life today!

What do you say is wrong with you, you have nothing to do and run to the tavern? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen really felt that disaster was coming!

"You are..." Senju Hashirama walked up to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Looking at the pale guy in front of him, he became curious.

"He is Sarutobi Hiruzen." On the side, Senju Tobirama said in a bad voice.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen?" Senju Hashirama was taken aback for a moment, then looked up and down at the little old man in front of him.

"My dear, how did you grow up like this? It's so embarrassing."

"..." Sarutobi Hiruzen almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

I don't look bad like this, why am I so embarrassed...

But this one in front of you is Senju Hashirama, the god of ninjas!

And it's the first generation Hokage!

Don't tell me you look ugly.

Even if Senju Hashirama says he looks like shit...

I have to admit it myself!

"What were you talking about before? It's so exciting, Madara and I also want to join."

Senju Hashirama smiled with interest.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, say what you said before." Senju Tobirama said blankly.

"..." Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to scratch his ears.

Why is my life so hard!

Then...

"Kage-level ninja?! Just commit suicide like this? What just like that killed himself, believe it or not?!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"Did Orochimaru run away?! Then try running away from me?! Do I look stupid?!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"My mother! If my little Tsunade makes a mistake! this old man will kill you personally!"

"Ding! Congratulations to Host for getting: 100 gold coins."

"Ding! Host's current balance: 3000 coins."

The more I talked, the more angry I got, and at the end of the day, Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama were directly forced.

Pulled Sarutobi Hiruzen into the backyard and practiced hard!

During this period, Chiba once again earned five hundred gold coins.

After all, you're having a dispute over my backyard.

This naturally requires a little dispute fee!

In the end, Sarutobi Hiruzen fled here directly.

He swears! As long as there is no major event, I will never come to this tavern again!

It's too scary! It's too scary! !

"Both brothers are in a good mood." Chiba smiled and looked at Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama in front of him.

"Since you're in a good mood, then let's start welcoming guests."

This is a tavern here, so it can't be closed, right?

Besides, if you are not in business, where will your money come from?

No money can do it!

"Ding! A guest enters the tavern, reward: 100 gold coins."

Suddenly, a notification sound reached Chiba's ears.

Turn your head and look, good guy.

Isn't this my brother Kakashi!

After Kakashi bought two bottles of beer yesterday and went back.

Just take the beer away at night.

It doesn't matter if you don't like it, just drink it!

There is one word for the whole body, cool!

So, this time I came to the tavern again and wanted to buy some more beer.

"Ding! Trigger mission!"

"Mission: Kakashi Squad 7's actual combat exercise."

"Requirement: Send at least two clerks to accompany Kakashi to test class 7!"

"Completion reward: 1000 gold coins and wind attribute."

Chiba's mouth curled into a slight smile.

Look, I am short of money, so someone will come here!

The actual combat exercise of the seventh class is the bell test?

Such an important famous scene, I must not miss it!

"Are you... Lord First Hokage? And Lord Second Hokage?!"

At this moment, Kakashi looked at the two waiters who came to greet him.

Suddenly the pupil trembled!

"That's all in the past, now we're just an employee of Chiba."

Senju Hashirama waved his hand and said with a smile.

Kakashi swallowed hard, this tavern...is it scary?

For a moment, he thought a little bit about retreating...

Chiba walked over leisurely, grinned and smiled.

"Brother Kakashi, do you think my tavern is where you come and go whenever you want?"

Kakashi was stunned, and for a while, huge beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

what to do? !

I'm surrounded by Senju Hashirama, Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Izuna!

Do I go through the process, or just lie on the ground and let them beg me not to die? !

Need Help!!!

urgent!

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