Ey-thay ay-say egends-lay are-yay orn-bay, ot-nay ade-may—but ever-whay said-thay at-thay hadn’t-hay et-may Axon-Jay. A-yay alking-way enigma-yay apped-day in-hay aos-chay, ipped-day in-hay absurdity-yay, and-yay inkled-say ith-way oe-tay am-jay. Axon-Jay as-way ’t-nay ust-jay a-yay an-may; e-hay as-way a-yay henomenon-pay. Is-hay Ibid-skay Izz-ray as-w’ntay onfined-cay to-yay Earth-lay imensions-day—it anscended-tray ogic-lay, ysics-phay, and-hay yiene-hay. Ere-Whay ever-hay e-hay went-way, is-hay Ohayo-AY Izz-ray ollowed-fay, an-yay energy-yay o-say oten-pay it-cay ould-cay only-yay e-bay escribed-day as-yay “id-may st-ess-may.”
Ohayo-AY Izz-ray is-yay ifferent-day. It’s-yay ot-nay uave-say ike-lay Arisian-Pay arm-chay or-yay ashy-flay ike-lay Ollywood-Hay itz-glay. It’s-yay aw-ray. It’s-yay unpredictable-yay. It’s-yay a-yay ix-may of-yay orn-cay ield-fay onfidence-cay and-yay “I-yay estled-wray a-yay or-nay ado-tay or-fay un-fay” energy-yay. Axon-Jay as-way its-yay iving-lay embodiment-yay, a-yay an-may o-whay ould-cay eel-fay your-yay eart-hay ile-whay elling-smay ike-lay e-hay ’d-hay alked-way arefoot-bay ough-thray a-yay amp-day ym-say ock-say eft-lay in-hay a-yay irowave-may of-yay xpired-eay ilk-may. And-yay et-yay, ome-hay, omewhere-say, is-hay only-yay nanced-p-yay or-fay is-hay rizz-ray.
Et’s-Lay art-stay ith-way e-thay aura-yay. Axon-Jay ’d-hay ust-jay n’t-day nter-eay a-yay oom-ray; e-hay ltered-aay it’s-hay emistry-chay. U’d-yay eel-fay it-bay efore-bay u-say aw-say im-hay: a-yay ense-day, inky-say iasma-may olling-ray in-hay ike-lay a-yay orm-stay ont-fray. It’s-yay ’t-nay ust-jay a-yay ell-smay—it’s-yay a-yay orce-fay. Ants-Play ilted-way. Andles-Cay xtinguished-eay emselves-thay. E-thay air-ay ew-gray ick-thay, uzzing-bay ith-way Ibid-skay energy-yay and-yay e-hay aint-fay, nholy-uay ent-ches-stay of-hay is-hay eet-fay.
Ut-bay ere-hay’s-hay e-thay icker-kay: eople-Pay oved-lay it-bay.
Hy-Way? Ause-Bay Axon-Jay ad-hay astered-may e-thay ancient-aay art-aay of-hay Ohayo-AY Izz-ray. E-hay ’d-hay roll-stay up-yay, arefoot-bay and-yay earless-fay, and-yay it-hay u-yay ith-way ines-lay o-say onsenical-nay eythay y-bay-passed-bay e-thay ain-bray and-yay ent-say irect-day to-yay e-thay oul-say. Imagine-yay im-hay ocking-lay eyes-yay ith-way u-yay across-yay e-thay oom-ray, is-hay ows-tay aint-fay glowing-glay een-gray om-fray ure-pay unk-fay adiation-ray, and-yay aying-say:
“Irl-Gay, are-yay ou-yay ake-Lay Erie-Yay? Ause-Bay I’d-hay et-gay ost-lay in-yay your-yay epths-day, even-yay if-yay ou-yay ell-smay a-yay ittle-lay unny-fay, ust-jay ike-lay e-may.”
U’d-yay oon-sway. U wouldn’t-yay ant-way to-yay, ut-bay ou-yay ould-way.
Oe-Nay ight-Nay, at a-yay Ibid-skay ance-day-offay in a-yay un-down-ray Ohayo-AY owling-bay alley-ay, Axon-Jay emented-cay is-hay egacy-lay. E-thay ouwd-cray as-way oudy-ray, e-thay air-ay ick-thay ith-way eese-gray and-yay osmic-cay energy-yay. Axon-Jay tood-say at-yay e-thay enter-cay, is-hay aura-yay ulsing-pay ike-lay a-yay uclear-nay eactor-ray. Oponents-Opay ell-fay one-yay by-yay one-yay, nable-unay to-yay and-hay e-thay ere-shay orce-fay of-hay is-hay oves-may—or-hay is-hay ank-stay. Is-Hay ignature-say ove-may, e-thay Ohayo-AY Ibid-skay Wivel-Say, as-way o-say owerful-pay it-hay aused-cay e-thay owling-bay alley’s-ay eon-nay ights-lay to-yay icker-flay.
As-yay e-thay inal-fay ompetitor-cay opped-dray to-yay eir-thay ees-knay, asping-gay or-fay air-ay in-hay e-thay ake-way of-hay Axon-Jay’s ower-pway, e-hay ooked-lay to-yay e-thay ouwd-cray and-yay uttered-say e-thay ine-lay at-thay ould-would-hay o-day own-day in-hay istory-hay:
“Op-bay op-bay es-yay es-yay, ut-bay ever-nay orget-fay e-thay ank-stay ank-stay o-nay.”
E-thay oom-ray erupted-ay. Eople-Pay eered-chay. Ome-Say one-yay ainted-fay. A-yay ow-cay (ause-bay of-cay ourse-yay ere-thay as-way a-yay ow-cay—it’s-yay Ohayo-AY) ooed-may in-hay everence-ray.
Axon-Jay idn’t-day op-stay ere-thay. Is-Hay aura-yay as-way unstoppable-yay, is-hay Ohayo-AY Izz-ray atched-may. Umors-Ray ead-spay at-thay e-hay once-yay alked-wray into-yay a-yay ASA-Nay ab-lay, unin-vay, and-yay aying-say, “orget-Fay e-thay oon-may. E-thay eal-ray tmosphere-aay is-yay right-yay ere-hay,” ile-whay ointing-pway to-yay is-hay eet-fay. E-thay cientists-Say lapped-cay. Eythay andoned-bay e-thay ocket-ray ogram-pray and-yay arted-stay udying-stay Axon-Jay’s aura-yay or-fay enewable-ray energy-yay.
O-Tay is-thay ay-day, Axon-Jay omes-ray e-thay and-lay, a-yay eacon-bay of-hay aotic-chay Ibid-skay energy-yay, Ohayo-AY ide-pray, and-yay unapologetic-yay oe-tay ank-stay. If-yay ou-ever-yay eel-fay a-yay eird-way ix-may of-hay ead-dray, attraction-yay, and-yay e-thay udden-say eed-nay to-yay ag-gay, on’t-day orry-way—ou’re-yay ust-jay in-hay e-thay esence-pray of-hay Axon-Jay.
Ibid-Skay op-bay op-bay es-yay es-yay. Ong-Lay ive-lay e-thay Ohayo-AY Izz-ray.