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It's Reasonable For A Psychiatrist To See Through Fate, Right?

In the live broadcast room, countless water friends watched with joy. "Doctor Xu is crazy!" "Lianmai Shuiyou's break rate in this live broadcast is 100%! "The KO rate has reached 66%! There were 3 Lianmai, and 2 of them were killed by him! Lian Mai, another water friend: Dr. Xu, help me find out what's wrong! Xu Xuan: Patient, you are... depressed! Water Friends: Huh? Doctor Xu, don't fool me, when did I become depressed? Xu Xuan: After about 5 minutes, you will find your boyfriend, there is a boyfriend... 5 minutes later. Water friend: "I'm depressed!" Friends of the water: Master fortune-telling is accurate! Xu Xuan said lightly: How many times have I said, I am a psychiatrist, not a fortune teller, im-a-doctor!

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002 Since Your Eyes Are Big And Round, You Should Be An Orphan

On the live broadcast platform, anchors usually call the audience "family", "brothers", "water friends", "old iron" and so on.

Some unscrupulous anchors can call "Master Shuiyou."

Probably the first one to call a patient directly like Xu Xuan.

I'm not afraid to make people run away...

Many water friends complained one after another.

"Patient? Haha, this name is quite unique."

"I'm sick, very sick. I need a female doctor who is 18 to 25 years old, taller than 160, weighs less than 80 catties, fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, to treat me."

Coke and ice politely responded: "Hello, Dr. Xu."

Xu Xuan's id is "Psychic Doctor Xu Xuan", and she simply calls her "Doctor Xu".

"Doctor Xu, why is your treatment fee so expensive? It's actually two thousand yuan."

"Many famous experts only need a few hundred yuan."

Xu Xuan smiled slightly: "Psychological problems are very complicated."

"For other psychiatrists, it takes hundreds, maybe a dozen, or dozens of times to complete the treatment process."

"And I can be cured in one go."

"One time, it can be cured?" Coke and ice obviously didn't believe it.

She now has some doubts about whether this Xu Xuan is a liar pretending to be a psychiatrist.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also shouted one by one.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"I'm also a medical student. Mental illness is the most troublesome. It will take a few months to cure at the earliest. Once it is cured, I have never heard of such an outrageous thing. This guy is definitely a fool!"

"I'm afraid this little brother is planning to use the live broadcast to cheat money? I have reported it, but I still think he is quite handsome..."

Many water friends were filled with righteous indignation, just like Coke with ice, they all felt that Xu Xuan was a liar.

However, the cola with ice was kept calm and did not reveal it.

There was even some expectation that it would be better for Xu Xuan to be a liar.

What live broadcasts want is gimmicks.

What does it mean to see a cure?

It's fun to fight wits with liars! Only in this way can fans increase!

Coke with ice immediately rewarded a gift "Super Rocket" worth 2,000.

Two thousand yuan is nothing to a big anchor of her level.

She deliberately put on a weak look: "Doctor Xu, I haven't slept well recently."

"Still a little anxious."

"Do you think there is something wrong with me?"

Xu Xuan nodded: "It sounds serious, let me take a look."

Coke with ice: "What do you think? Do you want to give me a psychological test?"

As a major anchor, even if it was a water live broadcast, she dared not be really unprepared.

Before the live broadcast, I deliberately understood the content of this aspect.

Psychiatrists often ask patients to do a bunch of test questions.

This is also where she plans to use it to "work" in the live broadcast to have fun for water friends.

Unexpectedly, Xu Xuan shook his head and said, "No, just let me see your face."

Coke with ice is speechless.

Look at the orientation.

What the hell can this tell?

It's not fortune telling...

What she is looking for is a professional psychiatrist, not a feudal superstition, okay?

Coke and ice couldn't help but said: "Just looking at the face, what can you tell?"

Xu Xuan's expression was calm: "A phase arises from the heart, haven't you heard of this sentence?"

"In the eyes of professionals, you can tell what's going on in a person's mind just by looking at his expression."

Coke and ice obviously didn't believe it: "Really? You can tell by looking at your face?"

"Then look at my face, guess what I'm thinking now?"

Xu Xuan said leisurely: "Now you are thinking in your heart, I am afraid this guy is not a liar, and report him when the connection is disconnected later!"

Coke on the rocks: "..."

The live broadcast instantly cheered up.

Many water lovers know that Xu Xuan must have guessed right by seeing the embarrassed expression of cola and ice.

But this is simply a sub-question, and guessing correctly can't explain anything.

They made barrage jokes one after another.

"Haha, you can guess right or not!"

"Again, is a liar who can do what he says still a liar? Haha."

"You guessed it right, you have no reason to report it. If you want him to miss the guess, you can't report it. Damn it, I just found out that this rhetoric is invincible!"

"You ran to report and said, I reported a liar. The staff asked, what did the liar say? You said, he, I said I would report him! That scene is embarrassing to think about, haha."

Coke and ice came back to his senses when he saw the barrage.

I'm afraid this guy is shaking her!

She said angrily, "This doesn't count! What else can you guess?"

Xu Xuan didn't care either, and said with a smile, "Then let me guess your past experience."

Coke and ice were taken aback for a moment: "Can you guess this too?"

"sure."

Xu Xuan Yi said solemnly: "All a person's past experiences will leave traces in his memory, and finally reflect on his face."

"Otherwise, how do you call Xiang You Xin Sheng?"

Coca-Cola on the rocks and laughed, even more disbelieving.

It sounds ridiculous.

Iron liar, no doubt!

But it doesn't matter, her original purpose was not to see a doctor, but to stream live.

When encountering liars, the effect of the program will be even better.

Coke and Ice had already thought about how to report it, and gained a wave of new fans by the way.

She raised her eyebrows: "Then you can see."

Xu Xuan's gaze moved slightly.

With "Tianji Shensuan" running, Coke and Bing's life's fate completely fell into his eyes.

Of course, you can't tell your fate so directly, that would be too awesome, not like a doctor.

Had to cover it up a bit.

He said, "Coke patient, you have turned off the beauty. Otherwise, I won't be able to see clearly."

All the water friends in the live broadcast room were very happy.

"Once the beauty is on, even my own mother can't recognize it."

"I remembered a piece of news. A patient with advanced cancer consulted a doctor via video. The doctor felt that this person's rosy complexion did not seem to be sick. It was later found out that it was a beauty effect..."

"Doctor Xu Xuan: Monster, you still haven't shown your original shape!"

Xu Xuan ignored the group of sand sculptures.

He added ice to the cola, "Your eyes are big and round. They seem to be bright, but they are actually dim."

Coke on ice: "So?"

"So, your parents died early and you were raised by your grandmother."

Water friend in the live broadcast room:? ? ?

Big eyes, and the death of both parents, is there any inevitable connection between these two?

Xu Xuan continued: "Your nose is small, but it stands straight. It shows that you are self-reliant and love to learn."

"I think you should have studied well since you were a child, and you have always been the study committee member in the class."

Xu Xuan pretended at first, and as he spoke, the following words began to be outrageous.

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