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I'm the Strongest Villain [FtBVSiL]

~ Forced to Become Villainous Son-in-Law Fanfic ~

A stray soul got reincarnated as Li Yu Guo, the main protagonist in the world of Forced to Become Villainous Son-in-Law(the major antagonist in Liu Mang's story). If goes by the original plot, it should be the author of the book who supposed to possess Li Yuguo's body. But for somehow or another, Lingga Maheswara got reincarnated and replaced Liu Mang. With the help of an upgraded multi-dimensional shopping platform 'Alimama' which could buy some things from the vast multiverses, he will sweep through this world as the strongest villain. Not as the scheming and cowardly type of villain, but the inevitable and unstoppable villain. 

#Reincarnation #R-18 #System #Villain #Harem #Anime #Multiverse

Cultivation Realm from lowest to highest

Martial Disciple

Martial Master

Martial Grandmaster

Martial Spirit

Martial King

Martial Emperor

Martial Ancestor

Martial Lord

Martial Saint

Martial Sovereign 

Technique and Weapon Grade from lowest to highest 

Usable Grade

Premium Grade

Highest Grade

Perfect Grade

Sacred Grade

Chapter 1: Reincarnation of a Random Dude

Na Lan City

Next to a water puddle of yesternight rain, a young man in yellow fine silk robe was lying unconscious. Making the citizen who passed by looked at him in wonder. Some raised a question as to why this random young master ended up in the middle of the road unconscious. But all question they had in mind answered after they smell his body that was reek of alcohol. 

"Who's this guy lying on the street?"

With the commotion around him, the young man opened his eyes and hold his head as he felt a sudden headache. It was the most uncomfortable morning he ever had in his short life. 

'What ..., where's this, why I'm right here outside?'

The young man scanned his surrounding with his blurry sight. The first thing he noticed was that he's not inside his bedroom, or rather, he's in the middle of a street of crowdy morning vegetables market. 

As his sight got better and his headache started to subside, he turned to look at the people around him. They were all wearing some kind of traditional apparel of ancient China of some short. His first guess was that someone ..., somehow or another kidnapped him and brought him to this place, which in his guess was some kind of wuxia/xianxia epic colossal movie shooting site or something. But after looking around to see there was nothing like a camera equipment or such, he dismissed the idea.

"Isn't this the infamous Nan Luo's kept-man Li Yuguo?"

"Is he going to cause commotion again? This early in the morning?" 

"If his wife wasn't the governor, his life would've been wasted."

The people around him were whispering in hushed voice, but he for somehow knew that those words are directed at him. He looked at his vague reflection in the water puddle of yesternight rain and frowned. Unblemished handsome face with fair jade-like skin, shoulder-length raven black hair, and bizarre eyes with green irises. This appearance, it was not his own face.

Lingga Maheswara was his name. Before this he was just a junior college student at one of prestigious university in his country. Lingga wouldn't dare to call himself an otaku or weeaboo. He enjoyed manga, anime, and games all the same but not too much that he put aside his normal life. Still, he's an introverted at the core and was a bit socially awkward type of people.

'I'm a bona fide Javanese descent that proud of my bronze skin and brown eyes. So why in hell did I turn into this Chinese dude? Not that I'm unsatisfied with how I look right now, but damn ..., I got isekai'd huh?'

It took Lingga quite short amount of time before he knew that he got transmigrated into another world, or isekai if comes by the Japanese otaku's term. 

'Still, where in the world is this place? And Li Yuguo, where did I heard this name before? Sounds mandarin, don't tell me that this is some kind of cultivation isekai?'

Realizing that he's in a complete strange and alien world without prior memory of the previous owner of his body, a sudden discomfort arose within his heart. Fortunately, Lingga didn't have some sort of identity crisis because he still retain his past life name and memories. Even though he still don't know who's this handsome young master that his soul possessed, it's enough knowing that he still have some identity.

'Huuuh ..., and now what? I'm honestly clueless on what to do. Fine then, let's gather some information before deciding on my next course of action.'

Lingga who was now become a handsome young master stood up and tidied up his clothes and walked aimlessly. As an introverted individual which was quite severe back in his old life, he would never ask some stranger for a way. Even though that would definitely help him clear some of his doubt, but with how the people around him avoiding him like he's some sort of plague ..., he decided to not call and ask them any question.

BAM!

Suddenly, an inconspicuous card box dropped from the sky. There's this icon of angry old ghost and a string of text on it, the largest text was [Speedy Wind Delivery] and then some details such as the recipient and barcode and other listed with smaller text.

As the card box which is a product of modern manufacturing machine was too much strange and bizarre in this seemingly wuxia isekai, he opened the box and take a look at the content. There was a pepper powder and a letter inside.

'Isn't this ...'

He remembered a certain cultivation manhua which he enjoyed for short a while before getting bored like how he read other cultivation manhuas around there. And with that trigger, he knew what world is this and who is this body that he possessed. 

He was inside the world of [Forced to Become Villainous Son-in-Law]. It was a reincarnation cliché xianxia novel who tells the story of Liu Mang, a third-rate writer that is destined to go to hell because of it's novel bad ending. Like, really, really bad ending ... it's like combining Morbius and ended it with GoT plot twist. The king of Hell reincarnated him into his own novel to change the course of the story. But instead of getting the protagonist with ridiculously plot armor, he was reborn as the villainous son-in-law, this Li Yu Guo.

To be completely honest, Lingga found the premise of the story quite interesting at first. But it's all become boring and too much of a bullshit, the supposedly overpowered author reincarnated into 'his' world but he's so weak that he can't even protect those close to him. Even sacrificing the King of Thief just to make him 'stay alive'. What makes it more infuriating was how he treated his harem. While at least he's not the same scum as a certain Yun family's Che, but the way he got separated from his harem again and again for somehow or another kept bugging Lingga.

What more, again, for refreshing your memories the MC supposed to be the author of that world who know practically the plots. But why compared to the story's MC and other miscellaneous characters ..., that Li Yuguo(Liu Mang) is still a trash. True, there's the time when his wit and scheme come into fruition and he got some heavenly fortune or something along his journey. However, with how he constantly level up yet he's still the same trash. Even with his knowledge about this world that he himself created, add that with the online shopping platform 'Alimama' which was quite OP to be honest. Yet, Li Yuguo still not able to overpower the original MC of his story.

In the end, Lingga stopped reading it altogether as he didn't find any drive to continue. He categorized it as trashua the same as those which filled with face-slapping and idiotic young master who seek death willingly.

'To think I got isekai'd in this world as Li Yuguo ... how, utterly, ridiculous!'

Lingga read the letter from King of Hell and found that the content is unimportant. Just a notice about the convenient shop system 'Alimama'. After the system installation, he opened the shop and took a quick browse at it. 

[Alimama Online Shopping Platform Activated]

[You can pick any item you want and we will deliver it to you instantly, of course, given that you paid the price.]

[Alimama]

[Balance: 0]

[Search]

[Sort by:]

[Category]

[Price]

[Rarity]

"Hmmm ..."

He put his hand on the chin, feeling a bit awkward as he didn't feel the goatee he used to stroke. This flawless face is really something as it didn't even grow a single strain of facial hair.

'The UI still look the same as what I remembered in manhua. But what is this?'

[Multiversal Logistic Card - Normal] = 100.000 Gold

[Connect a random world to Alimama Online Shop, by doing this customer will be able to buy anything from the said world.]

[Multiversal Logistic Card - Special] = 1.000.000 Gold

[Connect to a specific world to Alimama Online Shop, the customer will be able to buy anything from the said world and even get a permanent 30% discount when buying anything from the world!]

'This ..., isn't this too broken? Everyone know that the power of Anime is invincible. What if I buy this and connect it to Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, or maybe Dragonball? Then, can I buy some Bloodline Limit or the Devil Fruit and get it's power?'

Lingga ceased that idle thought as he looked at the price of this 'card', one of it cost 100k of gold, and here we're talking about gold liang(50 grams each). A hundred thousand of those and we'll got around 5 ton of gold! That's a fricking 5 metric tonnes, and that's just the cheaper version of it!

While he was lost in thought with how expensive this scam of an online shop is, he felt that someone was behind him. As he turned around, a dazzling figure in red battle suit riding atop red-maned horse looked down at him. The gorgeous valiant lady was Nalan Meng, and she is supposed to be this Li Yuguo's wife.

"My dear husband, are you trying to escape again?" her crisp voice echoed through his head as he couldn't believe that such heavenly voice could be produced by a maiden.

Lingga took a good look at her and finally accepted his fate that he really will spent the rest of his life in this damn cultivation world. He sighed in exasperation, who would've thought that his life would take a major turn like this. 

He looked up and stared in admiration at how beautiful the women in this world. Look at this Li Yuguo's wife, she's so gorgeous and valiant that if some dude who has masochistic tendencies met her, then he would love to be dominated by her. Lingga was never those with weak will and liked to be dominated, but he still appreciate a beauty like her.

'At least sent me to some easy slow-life isekai like that world where the MC decided that starting from that day he'll become the overpowered city lord and get to fuck harem of animal-eared girls everyday. Heck, why even bother with chinese manhua? Why not something like Naruto, Tensura, Danmachi, or DxD world! Or rather, why the fuck bother with those worlds, send me to some non-NTR harem hentai doujin world! I want to enjoy beauties.'

"What are you gawking at, we're going home!" 

CRACK!!

Nalan Meng swipe her riding whip near where he stood. Lingga didn't budge an inch and just looking at her with same solid empty gaze. The two exchanged silent gaze while the lady in red started to get impatient. In the end, Lingga sighed and decided to not say anything and just get on the horse and sat down behind her.

Ignoring the whispers and rumor that started circulating among the civilians, he closed his eyes and thinking on how he will be living his life in this world. As he become Li Yuguo, the main villain and the strongest adversary of the story's MC, trouble will surely finding him even if he didn't want to.

'If I want to avoid anymore trouble, I need to get strong. Stronger than anyone else ..., it's decided, I'll aim to become the strongest. At all cost, I will decimate all of my opponent!' 

...

Nalan Meng brought Lingga into the small shrine dedicated to Li Yuguo's death parent. There was a calligraphy of both his parent's name, but Lingga know from the story that Yuguo's mother is still alive somewhere and she lived in a very poor condition. 

"Dear parents in law, please forgive me for my own incompetence. I'm unable to take a good care of my own husband."

Lingga know that at this moment in time, Nalan Meng choose to be with him only because she felt responsible for him. She couldn't return to her clan because of the marriage arrangement her father made with Li Yuguo's deceased father. So her fate sealed in this Na Lan City.

'I don't remember much about the story, but there's a chapter when Nalan Meng's father took her back and then made her a queen or something. It doesn't matter, even if she's heaven defying beauty ... if she'll prone to bring me troubles later on, I shouldn't care about her. Hmmm ..., what should I do now, first of all, let's raise my budget. I want to become overpowered quickly and worry about the ape protagonist of this world. I should also deal with that adoptive brother of this body sooner before he schemed something nefarious.'

When Lingga was still depth in his own thought, Nalan Meng finished paying respect to the death and turned over asking him a question.

"Just tell me, why did you run away again? To flirt with girls, gamble?" 

"My dear wife, lent me 100 silver." he said those word 'dear wife' but his tone was flat and unemotional.

"You have the gut to ask me money ..., what is it now? Gambling, or you'll use it to flirt girl. Or maybe both? Anyway, you definitely won't get single coin from me."

"Who said I'll use it for gambling and flirting girl ... you distrust your husband too much."

"All the time that you've spent outside, you'll be either trying to chase girl's skirt or in the gambling den. I have long lost my trust on you, my dear husband."

'If you hate me this much, then why you're still endure this situation by becoming my wife?'

"So what if I flirt with girls outside? You didn't even give me a chance to had my way with you here, and you blue-balled me all the time." Lingga said sardonically. 

Although his view is not leaning on patriarchy, but a wife who refused to have sex with his husband is a failure of a wife. In his view, it probably best if they got divorced and separated. It's not misogynistic ..., but he just being realistic.

"You're asking for a beating? I'll gladly smack your sorry ass until you beg me for quick death, oh my dear husband." Nalan Meng stared at him with her cold gaze.

"..." Lingga stared back without flinching. He slowly stated, "You failed one of the most basic duty of a wife to her husband, that was to serve him on bed and deliver him a child."

"Oh now you're talking about duty and responsibility? Don't lecture me on that, this city is what your father left behind in this world and I took care of it while you're outside, doing whatever you were doing, without any care of the world!"

Lingga rubbed his temple in exasperation. It wasn't the time to start an argument with Nalan Meng. But somehow, her bossy and forceful attitude irritated him and his switch triggered. Although, he knew that most of the fault lied with Li Yuguo ..., but Lingga was not him, despite right now he is in Li Yuguo's body.

"Okay, okay let's stop all of this. Let's take it that we're even in this, we really don't look like a husband and wife at all despite being one in name. Fine, I'm okay with that. But please, could you just lent me your money just this time."

"Truly, I wonder when you will change. What a fate, to think I have a dog for a husband, sigh ... I maybe shouldn't have bothered if its bark ..." Nalan Meng snickered with closed eyes as she hugged her chest.

"..." that was the last straw, as he couldn't endure this suffocating dialogue anymore longer.

Lingga who was possessing Li Yuguo's body felt something shattered inside his heart as he recalled one of the most humiliating moment in his past life. He turned around and leave the family shrine with heavy heart.