BEING REBORN AS KILLUA

mc: ugh what happened oh right it was this morning. FLASH BACK

I ran out of food so I went grocery shopping today whence I finished I say a girl on the street and would you know once I pushed the girl out of the way I got crushed by our lovable one and only truck-kun now I'm here.

IN THIS SHITTY ASS PLACE HEY GOD GODESS WHOEVER OUT THERE SHOW YOURSELF I AINT WAITING FOR UNTIL HUMANITY END TO BE REBORN NOW GET YOU ASS OVER HERE. godess: sheesh and there goes the prank I wanted to do but now you ruined it thanks a lot I was going to give you three WISHES and a system to boot but now you don't get a system and only two WISHES now chose wisely. mc: grrrrrr fine I choose that I have my original wishes before you screwed me up 😈😈.

godess: grrr fine asshole now choose your WISHES and leave. mc: I choose to have killua powers and know how to use them instantly. wishe 2 infinite luck wish 3 be a boy that's right I saw your grin you were trying to make me a girl whelp sucks to be you. goddess fine just get out of here and don't come back. mc: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 wait I have one more wish remember I used one wish to get my old one but I didn't use the second one so for my last wish all the infinitys. godess: FINE ASSHOLE NOW LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!

IN THE LAND OF FIRE KONOHA ORPHANAGE

mc: waaaaah waaaaaaah. old lady: oh my hello there young child what's your name killua well killua this will be your home now let's get you some food and clothes.

system installing

20...60....90...100% installment complete hello master I am your system gifted by the goddess that reincarnated master into the world of naruto now what can I do for you master. killua: do I have a starter pack? system: yes you do would you like to open it? killua: yes please. system: opening starter pack congratulations you obtained infinite Chocobo-kun aka killua favorite candy, senju/uzumaki bloodline, 10,000 shoppoints < it will be called sp from now on> great fire ball jutsu, basic fuinjustu scroll.

killua: wow that's pretty cool and a senju/ uzumaki bloodline is pretty good hey system do you think you can wake me up when I'm 4 years old so I can not be a baby? system: yes sir would you like to be on auto pilot until your 4 years old yes/no? killua: yes please. system: understand master activating auto pilot until four years later goodnight master.