Five years later

I walk down a cobble stone street as I walk down to my schools village where I soon spot a few punks in an alley . Well it's time to beat someone I enter the alley as these punks say the most cliche things I've ever heard . " Give us your money or you know what happens" one of them says while licking a knife.

Time to make my entrance I think I make my presence known by saying the iconic line . Yare yare daze look at what I found here . "What you talking beat who do you think you are your still wet behind your ears so we're go a little easy on you t".

They say ho I say your approaching me instead of running away . In return one of them says " little brat I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer ".

Your next line is "now are you prepared to learn a lesson now brat" ." Now are you prepared to learn a lesson now brat ".

I always wanted to do that well if your looking for a fight I'll give it to you Golden experience I yell out . I then do the iconic Giorno pose before saying seven page muda . I quickly approach and near my target before the muda starts .

Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda . In to the air into the ground normal backwards sideways I barrage him in every direction before hitting the final muda .

Muda I then say Heavens door I start using my pen to draw a picture of heavens door cause I can't just use it immediately right now .

And have the man look at it his face then turns into a book . I then rip out his memory of me before looking at the others who are trying to scream before I use golden experience to transform some blood puddles from the man I barraged . Into vines which quickly drag them back so now I use heavens door on them too before using it to heal them and smacking them out of the alley .

Before looking at the person I saved when I realize oh crap why do they look like Lisa Lisa . Hey don't fucking tell me am I in Italy or New York or something like that bruh .

All I ever asked the god was a somewhat different jojos bizzare adventure . I never said I wanted everything to be different so I say to them . Are you Lisa Lisa and I get surprised face and I seem to fall on the ground and die as I think bruh .