Residents

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

'Urgh... what time is it?'

Reaching out with his hand, Jun hit the snooze button on the alarm clock and went back to sleep.

'Five more minutes...'

Pulling the covers over his head he closed his eyes and prepared to enjoy those extra 5 minutes. Unfortunately fate had different plans for him.

"JUN!!"

Swinging open the door without the slightest bit of gentleness, a teenage girl with long black hair charged in and jumped onto the bed.

"Your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back, your back!!" She repeated over and over while shaking him out of his slumber.

The girl in question was Himegami Aisa, a girl with the ability to unintentionally attract and kill vampires with her blood. After going to Yokohoma with his master and their group, he used the Yamato to take a visit to Kyoto. Unfortunately he ended up in the Kyoto mountains. While up there he ended up meeting a girl 1 year younger than him covered in blood. Long story short he found out what her ability was and offered her a place to stay. At first she rejected not wanting to get him involved in her whole vampire ordeal. But after showing off his devil trigger she believed that he had the ability to protect and shelter her. Since then she's been living her life as an average Japanese school girl. Though Jun did make her undergo self defense classes in order to protect herself in the case that he wasn't around. This later applied to Daruku since she lacked any supernatural abilities. He had her learn the art of assassination and krav maga. To put simply, she's one badass trap maid.

"Urgh... What do you want Aisa?" He asked groggily.

"Breakfast is ready!" She beamed before hugging him and leaving the room.

'When did she get so energetic?' He wondered to himself.

'Breakfast...'

After leaving Tokyo last night he directly opened a portal to his room. Since it was late in the night everyone had already gone to sleep and were unaware that he had even returned. The only reason Aisa came in like that was probably because she realized that he was back when his alarm went off.

Climbing out of bed he let out a yawn before examining his room. In the room laid a king size bed big enough to fit his ego. Facing the bed was a large flat screen TV mounted on his wall. A big cabinet under the TV for his video game consoles. Large speakers placed in every corner of the room for an immersive surround atmosphere and a mini fridge filled with beverages. Next to his TV was a door that led to a walk in closet that was mostly filled with casual clothes and maybe one or two smart suits. On the wall was a shelf with video games, CDs, and dvds. And right next to his bed was a nightstand with a lamp and a small picture frame.

You're probably wondering where's his computer for work right? Well after making a fatal mistake in his past life where a family member walked in on him viewing some... sensitive material that he was researching for academic purposes. He now used the Yamato to open a portal to his family summer house in America where he was free to research all he wanted without anyone disturbing him. Truly a genius idea.

"Kirue?" He called out.

"Kirue!?"

'Where is she?'

Looking at his closet he had a brief flashback of him telling her to sleep in there. She obviously disagreed with that arrangement but Jun argued back that spiders love closets. After arguing for a while, the two agreed that she would sleep in there tonight but they would speak about it tomorrow.

Opening his closet door he saw that she had already made herself at home. Laying in a hammock made out of her webs she had an annoyingly cute expression on her face.

For some reason watching her sleep so peacefully while he had to wake up to someone jumping on him really pissed him off.

Materializing a summoned sword he cut one end of the hammock and watched her fall.

*Thump!*

"Owie..." She woke up with a start and rubbed the back of her head. Looking confused memories flooded back into her head once she saw Jun standing over her.

"Tsk"

'Did she just kiss her teeth?'

"Breakfast is ready, make yourself look decent." He said looking at her half worn clothes that exposed her body.

"Hiyeee." She wrapped her hands around her body and hid behind his clothes.

Shaking his head he left the closet to prepare for the day.

---

Walking down the stairs he was greeted to the smell of a freshly made breakfast.

'She's improved~'

In the kitchen was a beautiful young woman with violet coloured hair that had a pink ribbon attached to the left side. She wore a white apron over the Kuoh academy uniform. Next to her was an especially cute girl dressed in a french maid outfit. She had soft brown hair and radiated an air of femininity.

'Its good to be home.'

Sitting around the table was a innocent looking girl with dark blue hair that was tied into two low twintails with flower pins. The girl had a flip phone hanging around her neck and was currently playing a game on her smartphone. She was dressed in a uniform that was different from the other girls indicating that they went to two different schools.

"Hey Kyōka." He smiled and greeted her.

"Jun!" She said in surprise.

3 years ago he went to tour Yokohoma and came across a house filled corpses and a lonely little girl. That girl's name was Kyōka Izumi. At the time he was unable to believe that he had witnessed the scene that was the defining moment of one of his favorite characters from Bungou Stray Dogs. Remembering how events were supposed to unfold, Jun took the girl away and had her raised along Daruku and the others. The results were obvious, compared to being raised to be an assassin by the Port Mafia, she was much more cheerful here and took the girls as her big sisters.

What Jun found weird though was that the Port Mafia was characterized as an esper organisation. Because of this he ended up visiting more than once and caused no shortage of chaos. And at the end of it all he'd always return home to Kyōka and her stand.

[A/n: Demon snow is my second favorite ability in the series after Rashōmon]

"Sup small stuff." He smiled and ruffled her head.

Pouting at the comment she was about to refute him until he started rubbing her head.

Watching the two from the kitchen, both Daruku and Sakura smiled at each other. Although they also wanted to go and talk to him, as the two big sisters in the family they suppressed their desires and let their youngest family member enjoy their time with him.

"So how's Demon snow?" He asked taking a seat around the table.

Before she could answer, Demon snow summoned herself and drew her sword.

Smiling at her actions Jun materialized dozens of summoned swords around her.

After taking Kyōka in, he stole some documents from the government that explained how her parents really died. This led to her forming a much closer bond with Demon snow where she would let her move around the house independently. And sticking to the tradition of everyone in the family having some sort of martial training, he and the rest of the girls spared with both her and Demon snow daily. Although saying they sparred might be the wrong word to use. Against Demon Snow the girls were basically helpless. The only one who could do anything was Sakura with her use of magecraft that he stole from the Matou's and Tohsaka's. But even then her win ratio was only 1:10.

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"No fighting at the table!" Sakura shouted making Demon Snow sheath her blade and vanish.

*Sigh*

"Why is she so bloodthirsty?" Jun lamented.

"She gets that from you." Kyōka giggled.

"There you are!" Aisa said walking down the stairs in the same uniform as Kyōka.

Taking a seat around the table, the three started talking about what had happened in the time Jun had been away.

After a short wait, Daruku and Sakura dished out breakfast and sat in their respective seats.

"Oh yeah, I brought someone home with me." Jun said filling his mouth with food.

"*Sigh* Where is she?" Daruku said with a tired expression.

"How'd you know it was a girl?" He asked surprised that she knew.

To this comment the entire table looked at him with squinted eyes.

"What?"

"....."

"....."

"....."

"...."

"Where is she?" Sakura broke the silence.

"Kirue!" He called out.

*CRASH* *BANG* *THUMP*

"I'm here!!" She yelled falling down the stairs.

'What the hell!'

"....There she is..." He said somewhat annoyed that her first impression was less than stellar.

"Heyo!" She smiled and waved at the girls.

---

After explaining the events that occurred in Tokyo, the girls quickly warmed up to Kirue and started treating her as one of their own.

"Where's Becky?" Jun said interrupting their conversation.

"She's already gone to work." Daruku said picking up the dishes.

"Becky went to work early!!" He gasped in shock.

"Yeah." She nodded. "Ever since you left shes been taking work more seriously."

"Wow... To think she wasn't taking her job seriously before and still wasn't fired. What a world we live in." He shook his head slowly.

"Erm... Who's Becky?" Kirue asked confused by the conversation.

"Oh yeah, you just arrived didn't you." Sakura said before explaining Becky's role.

Natsumi Becky, a 40+ year old school teacher who for some reason is unable to get married is Jun's legal guardian while his parents are away. She's one of his mom's old friends and was a requirement if he wanted to live with the girls without Sergei or any professional maids.

Of course Jun didn't mind the arrangement as it meant that he would no longer have Sergei breathing down his neck every five minutes. The only problem with her is that she constantly tries to get in his pants so she can run to his mother and have him take responsibility for her.

To this extent shes been trying to have sex with him since he turned 13, and if he was being honest there have been times when he almost succumbed to her feminine charms. Luckily enough Sakura and Daruku were there to stop him from making a choice he would regret. The only issue was that they wanted to protect his chastity by taking it for themselves.