A Pesky Goddess

"JUNNN!!!!!!!!"

'I'm not gonna get a break today am I.' He sighed to himself.

From the sky dropped a one eyed lion with a beautiful blonde woman in a black hat riding on its back.

Calling her beautiful was an understatement as she exuded a godly type of sexiness that you'd only find on those foreign models.

"Yo Bishamon." He waved unimpressed by her entrance.

Pointing her pistol at his face, her eyes narrowed when she saw the ground littered full of unconscious teens.

"You DEMON!!"

*Sigh*

"Would you believe me if I told you it was self-defense?"

Removing the safety off the gun she prepared to shoot him.

"Guess not." He shrugged

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

Pulling out his own gun he fired off a shot to intercept the one that Bishamon had previously fired.

"Y'know, for a war God, you sure do have a lot of spare time." He mocked.

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

"Silence filth! Today is the day you die!"

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

Intercepting every single bullet, Jun really regretted releasing his demonic aura all those weeks ago.

'*Sigh* Next time I'll go train in the desert so I don't have to worry about attracting any weirdos.'

Ever since releasing his aura, no matter the time or location Bishamon was somehow able to track him down even when he completely suppressed his aura.

"Don't you have some God of calamity to hunt down or something." He said dodging a stray bullet.

"SHUT UP!!"

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

Jumping out of the way, he felt his phone vibrate.

"Hello." He answered casually dodging more bullets.

"Hey Jun I need a- What's that sound?!" The person on the other end asked hearing the bullets.

"Some kids are playing with fire crackers." He said firing several shots back.

"Really?" The voice said sounding unsure.

"If you don't have anything important to say I'm gonna hang up."

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

"Wait! I need a favor from you!" The person quickly said before he could hang up.

"SAIKI!!" Bishamon's voice sounded out as a person standing near her turned into a gigantic sword.

"What's the favor?" He asked ignoring the raging woman with the big sword charging at him.

*Swoosh!*

Using the Dark Slayer Style, he teleported behind Bishamon while still on the phone.

"JUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed in anger.

".... Are you with someone?"

"It was the TV." He said teleporting around Bishamon, much to her annoyance.

"The TV screamed your name?"

"So, what's the favor?" He asked.

"Ah yes, I need you and Satsuki to appear on Good morning Tokyo."

"The podcast?"

"The one and only." She said feeling smug about herself.

"What's the pay?" He asked hopping over Bishamon's head.

"The usual."

".... Do I still need to act like her boyfriend?"

"You don't need to, but it would be better if you did." She explained.

"I see..."

"JUUUNNNN!!!!!" Bishamon screamed swinging her sword at him.

".... Are you sure that's a TV?"

"I'm sure." He answered jumping on top of the flat side of the sword.

Aiming her gun at him, she fired off several shots.

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

*Swoosh!*

*Swoosh!*

*Swoosh!*

Moving his head to the side he felt the bullets wizz past his ears.

"..... Should I even ask?"

"Best not to." He replied.

"Anyway, when do I need to be there?"

" Tomorrow morning at 8 O'clock would be good." She answered.

"Gotcha." He said before hanging up the phone.

'8 O'clock huh.'

"JINKI" Bishamon shouted to a brown haired woman in the distance.

Turning into a stream of light, the woman's body flew into Bishamon's hand and transformed into a whip.

"..... Are you a dominatrix?" He asked seeing the whip.

"SHUT UP!!" She screamed trying to whip him.

"The black leather hat, skimpy clothes and whip... It all makes sense now." He joked.

"SHUT UP!!!!" She screamed feeling embarrassed by his words.

Swaying past the strikes, he shot her in the chest with three bullets.

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

*BANG!*

"Argh~" She fell to one knee and let out a pain filled breath.

"Give up yet?" He asked reloading his gun.

"NEVER!" She said struggling to get back up.

"Suit yourself." He shrugged and aimed his gun at her head.

"Please wait for a moment Jun-sama."

A flash of light escaped from Bishamon's ear as the earring she was wearing transformed into a young man that reminded Jun of Yukio.

"Kazuma." He muttered.

"Its good to see you again Jun-sama." He bowed.

"What do you want? I'm a little busy here." He said pointing his gun at Bishamon.

"About that... Can you let her go on my account?"

".... Why would I do that?" He asked.

"Pleaseee" He said in a slightly begging tone.

"KAZAMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Bishamon shouted looking a Jun in an accusing tone.

"It seems your master doesn't agree with you" He said ready to pull the trigger.

"Please ignore her."

"....."

"....."

"....."

"*Sigh* ....Fine." He eventually said.

Breathing out a sigh of relief, Kazuma felt mentally drained.

"But if she comes after me again... I'll stab her."

*FWOOSHHH!*

A blue-green spectral sword stabbed itself in front of Bishamon's face.

"You!" She said shakily as beads of sweat poured down her face.

'I couldn't even see it!'

"See ya around war god." He mocked before walking away.

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Flashes of light escaped Bishamon's body as various figures in suits appeared before her.

"Are you okay Bishamon-sama?" The woman with brown hair from earlier asked.

"I'm fine..."

"Good going there Kazuma." An old man with an eye patch patted his shoulder. (He's the lion)

"I'm just glad it all worked out." He said with a nervous smile.

"Mmm, but to think he was this strong..." The old man said remembering the fight with Jun.

"Yeah... He was playing around with us." The woman with brown hair said.

Bishamon's hands clenched as she heard their comments.

"We'll beat him next time!" She said not willing to accept her loss.

Unfortunately not everyone held the same sentiments as her as they all looked at each other in worry.

"Erm... Bishamon-sama." Kazuma spoke up.

"Maybe we should... not fight him again."

Instead of answering, Bishamon just clenched her fists and walked away.

"Is she gonna be alright?" Two red eyed children asked seeing their master leave.

"She just needs some rest." Kazuma smiled and ruffled their hair.

"Really?"

"Yeah, just you wait and see, She'll be back to normal in no time."