im bored

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<img class="from" src=""></div><div class="translate-icons"></div><div class="translate-icons">Im really bored fuck man i was playing cod but felt bored so im writing so here's the story of dave the carpenter. So dave was building a house but he realised that he left his pc on and his kids were coming home early so he rushed his work and left the house with and i.o.u and ran like the fucking flash. he came to the house but he forgot his house keys where with his talking dog working in subway in moscow russia so he took a boat witha magic fish and fell asleep and he was im 711 and got a spiderman 3 slurpee and got knoct out by mike tyson for eating his tyson nuggies he woke up in a basement while michael myers and freddie kruger played poker and he got a royal strate flush and won his freedom from working in home depo ill wright the second part when im bored agian.</div></div>

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