Chapter 71

As if that wasn't strange enough, the other occupants of the room didn't even react in the slightest as Kumagawa's head started spurting blood like a colander.

[Ah, Himiko-chan, I always look forward to your wonderful greetings.]

This is what Kumagawa considered a nice greeting? The UA group didn't want to imagine what a bad greeting to him would have to be.

Also, Kumagawa said his girlfriend bites, NOT STABS. Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference between the two.

"This can't be real..." Jirou spoke after a moment.

"Believe it kid. Kumagawa is like a magnet for shit like this." spoke one of the rooms occupants.

Turning to the source of the voice, Jirou nearly stumbled backwards in surprise. "Y-y-you're...!" she stuttered as she pointed at the girl.

"Hah?" the girls mouth opened as she grunted, showing off her sharp teeth.

"K-K-Kiyoterae!"

True to Jirou's observation, Sukinasaki Saki, the lead singer of the band Kiyoterae, was lounging in one of the rooms couches, sipping from a glass of what was probably juice.

The singer grinned at the mention of her bands name. "Well, well, looks like we got a real consumer here!" she said as she raised her glass towards Jirou. "You must be Jirou. Kumagawa said you're a big fan of my music."

The rock girl turned towards Kumagawa, whose head was still covered in blood as his girlfriend hung from his neck. "You're friends with Sukinasaki Saki?!"

"'Friends' might be a bit much in my opinion." Sukinasaki spoke up. "He's more like an annoying brother who keeps poking you when you're trying to read. You put up with him, but he still pisses you off. And every once in awhile he does something nice to earn back your respect."

[I think there's a bit more to it than that,]

The performer shot a glare at the smiling teen. "So you want me to give them the unedited version?" (extra chapter)

[... So yes, Sukinasaki is a friend of mine from junior high. We were both in the same class, as well as served on the student council.]

"This the same place where the President gave you the position of Vice President?" asked Ashido.

Kumagawa shook his head. [No, that was when I was in high school.]

"Wait, UA is a high school, and you were enrolled as a first year. So how does this work?" asked Midoriya.

"Screw-head here is actually 18 years old." answered Sukinasaki. "He already graduated from high school, but for reasons only he can comprehend he decided to start again as a first year."

"Seriously?!" asked Kirishima in surprise.

"I hate to admit it, but that seems a little... weird." opined Uraraka.

"I know, isn't Misogi-kun amazing~?" spoke the blood-stained girl who was hugging him.

"Okay, time to address the elephant in the room. Who is she?" Kaminari said as he pointed at the strange girl.

"I'm Misogi-kun's girlfriend~!" the girl answered as she released Kumagawa and spun on her heel to face the students. As she did this, all the blood vanished from her clothes and face, making her look not quite as disturbing.

"My name is Toga Himiko! It's nice to finally meet Misogi-kun's friends from school~."

"Err, nice to meet you Toga-san." Uraraka responded nervously. "I'm Uraraka Ochaco."

"Kirishima Eijirou." spoke the red-head.

"I'm Ashido Mina!" the bubbly pink girl stated.

"K-Kaminari Denki." the electric Quirk user responded with a stutter, still hung up on the girl 'attacking' Kumagawa.

"M-Midoriya Izuku." the green haired teen spoke with his usual nervousness upon meeting new people. "But I sometimes go by Deku."

Meanwhile Jirou was still too preoccupied gushing over the singer of her favorite band to give her name.

"Err, that's Jirou Kyoka." said Ashido. "She's not usually like this, it's just she's a big fan of Sukinasaki-san's band."

Toga gazed about the colorful group of students before her eyes landed on Midoriya and momentarily halted. "Hey, you're that cool guy from the Sports Festival. The one with the Quirk so strong you hurt yourself!"

Midoriya blushed slightly as he looked away. "Y-yeah... That's me."

The pale-blonde beamed. "You were pretty cool! But not as cool as my Misogi-kun~!"

"Ah, t-thanks for the c-compliment."

"Alright, now that introductions are over," Kaminari started as he adopted a thinking pose. Then he suddenly pointed at Toga while turning to Kumagawa. "WHY WAS SHE STABBING YOU?!"

[Oh, that's just her way of showing her affection to me!] Kumagawa responded like it was completely normal.

"There's a difference between affection and mutilation!"

"Don't worry, it's okay~." spoke Toga as she threw her arms around Kumagawa's neck. "Misogi-kun is happy to indulge my habits~."

"... And, your habits are stabbing people?" asked an unsure Uraraka.

"Yeah, but it's not my fault. That's just who I am~."

[Remember weeks ago when I said I made a new lady friend?] Kumagawa asked. [Well, that was Himiko-chan. She attacked me on my way to the convenience store, at which point we developed a strong bond. I admire her honesty and impulsiveness,]

"And I love his smile and generosity~."

[And since we're both Minus, it's like a match made in Hell!]

"Uhh, don't you mean Heaven?" asked Midoriya.

[... Yes, of course! That's what I meant.]

"So, she's an Abnormal like you?" Kirishima wondered aloud.

"There's a bit more to it than that."