18+ character for a stupid story

I am Sam and I am male and I woke up in front of a beauty one morning. She was smiling a smile that one could start a war over. She was perfect in every way. She walked in front of me and was infront of me and opened her mouth and said, "you're dead."

This was my face 😑 (if emojis don't work it looks like this: (-_-))

So I said "how did I die" and she said "from being a virgin with a perfect body. You were shot by someone that was jealous." -_-.

She continued "I am giving you the opportunity to lose your virginity."

I answered immediately, "ok."

Her hands glowed for a second and said " You are now the sex slave of the goddesses. Any goddess can summon you and you will follow their instructions in every way that involves anything that arouses or pleasures them. I will give you a house to stay in that will be your home for one day in between services. You can't be summoned by guys. You will now have a changeable dick size that will be dependent on the goddess. You can be summoned to and universe/multiverse/omniverse. And you will be given a manual in your brain on how to pleasure anybody, in any way, shape or form. You will start at your house and I will send a message to all goddesses that you are here. Bye now, and have fun with a life of pleasure."

I blacked out and woke up in a room with a bed and a bathroom. I got up and walked around and felt a vibration below my feet. Next thing I know I am standing in front of scarlet Johansson. She has a smile on and walks up to me and says "oh my, what do we have here? My new toy has arrived."

'I think this will be fun' I thought.

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TO BE CONTINUED

By someone else, not me.

Bye!!!