Party Time

Wow King you really destroyed their nexus in such a short time.

And you did it in style too.

No no guys without your distraction and for Jax I wouldn't have been able to do it so thank you and chee-

Cheeeers woohoo! You guys will certainly make me ops us rich.

Oh yeah michael your bet oh we can't use that money so now will you use it for our next match.

Exactly maxxy boi so don't you go losing on me now "Michael gets tipsy" uh where is Alex? He was with you when you were walking out so where did he run off?

Maybe the toilet?

No way he is pooping to our victory?

Now now don't get angry Ross everyone poops it's like the brain decides when it's the worst time to let it out.

It's a relief he didn't get the urge during the game or else the smiles on our faces would be upside down.

"Alex was in the gaming room trying to understand

every champion's mechanics as he was confused about half the game what was going on".

Huh ok so nice and done.

Hey Alex that was a loooong poop session you "Burps" sure you didn't eat anything iffy?

No but why are you so all on the ground vomiting?

Um oh I see you've never been to a party but there we all drink and hang out you see Michael son of a gun put Rum instead of beer in our cans.

What's that?

Nothing it's just a thing you drink to have fun in social gatherings and other stuff.

But why this stuff aren't there anything better like food or games?

You woldn't understand Alex it's just "Ross vomits"

Aaagh!

You sure that thing is right I think you just drank something iffy.

"Alex couldn't fathom the intelligence of such creatures who purposefully make themselves drowsy, nauseous, vulnerable, stupid all in the name of fun such idiocy is hideous Alex thought to himself".

When is our next game? "Alex asks a important question beforing going for rest".

Day after tomorrow or overmorrow.

Overmorrow huh so I have two days "Alex goes into his gaming room and starts to fiddle with every champion he got".

"And Ross gets up" Oh man I really lost control now then what will be on dinner? Aaaaah! "Ross slips over his own vomit and falls down".

What what the Russians are here? "Michael wakes up in painc".

No no mic it's just.

Chinese are coming?

No.

Then amercians those fucking fat pieces of shit.

No no no no one is coming calm down man.

Ok aahh "Michael yawns and goes back to sleep".

Oh no "Ross facepalms" the Russians! are here get up fast "Ross screams in a colonel's voice"

Where where are those fuckers "Michael takes a party popper and aims it like a gun" I'll kill them.

Hehehe.

Oh no they are sending gas in our room laughing dangerous gas hey you all get up fast.

Umm 5 more minutes.

5 more minutes and you will die you little peice of shit now get up.

What happend "everyone wakes up in a panic".

Listin carefully Russians are inaveding Germany and we are under attack you all are getting what we are saying right?

Russian oh my gawd wait what? What are they doing here?

Invading us dummy now get down or you will be shot.

Mic you are extremely drunk you see-

911 hallo hallo we are getting attacked by russians we need help fast!

King you absolute bofo dingus muffin head there are no russians michael is in his dream like state what do you call it sleep paralysis but he can move his body right?

No he is fully awake and is fully serious also.

What are you kids doing?

Mic we are safe S-A-F-E there are no russians.

How do you know?

Well you don't need to worry about things you don't know like there are probably 1 million cells on your body that died did it affect you?

No huh you bastard you tricked me didn't you?

Hehehe "Ross tries to hold his laughter but" ahahhahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahah look at your face when I made you realise we were under attack.

Hey "Michael being the good coach signals the other members to move".

"Everybody lunges at Ross and holds him tight".

Now we are talking.

"Ross tries to struggle but it is futile".

Hey guys you knwo it was a joke a joke ahaha "nervous laughter" oh no.

"Michael goes and grabs a feather out of his bag and starts his evil plan".

Hey Mickey where did get that?

Oh Max a pigeon just dropped it on me.

Then what you gonna do with it?

Just wait and watch hehe Tickle tickle tickle "Michael starts rubbing the soft feather along Ross's foot".

Aaaahh hahaha aah no no stop sttawwp!

Hehe you all think I should?

Yes please don't you think this is enough? "Ross tries to argue with his teammates".

No he can take more.

Yeah if Russians came here they would have done a lot worse than this Ross.

1 minute 4 seconds .03 millions later Michael finally stops his punishment.

You guys don't know how to take a joke now do you?

Of course we do why do you think we organized the party? It was to have fun.

Fun yeah but.

But what? "A single word changes the whole atmosphere of the room".

But we can't have fun without pizza?

"A deep silence devours the entire room".

You are absolutely correct to bring in some cheetos and dipping sauce.

Next the day

Oh man what's buzzing "Buzzzz" "buzzzz" your phone here "Joyan gives King his phone" Oh my god!

What happend?

The match is today.

What? Wake up Michael this instant.

Oh my aaawwaah "Michael takes a long yawn" what the fluff happened?

Michael in the timtable you sent use didn't it say our match was overmorrow?

Oh I just assumed you did not need to be informed of today.

It's the phone from the world's administrations they said our match is today in 15 minutes fast pack your shit we are leaving for the match.

Where is Alex?

I'll go look fot him "slam".

You don't need to I'm here get ready.

"Alex tosses Ross's thrown jacket" Hm now now how can we miss this match.

What happend Max?

Nothing I just drank a little to- "vomits" aaagh.

"After drinking a litre of lemon juice All Stars rush to the stadium for their match".

Hey JJ what do you think happend to All Stars not even one of their memebers is present.

I dunno Shell Shell but the crowd dosen't seem too happy with them missing.

"Shelly cuts off her mic and scolds JJ" Shell shell you serious on the microphone so everyone can know?

"Sbpeeen" "JJ also disconnects his microphone"

Look Shell I have something to tell you.

What is it JJ "Shelly looks at JJ with glitter in her eyes"

You look-

I look-

Just like my sister and-

What? You fucking dork-

I really wanted to fuck her.

Wait what? "Shelly looks at JJ confused".

Yeah her eyes were just like yours and her hair's smell is something I searched years but I couldn't find in any other women just like her.

But you wanted to fuck her not me right?

No you are more compatible for me than even my sister our commentary compliments each other like stars in the night sky your presence makes time feel short your voice really lits the fire in the spectators eyes so what will it be Shell Shell?

Thanks for the compliment but can we talk after the match? Look they are here.

Oh oh "ummgh" sorry for the technical difficulties but we are right back so All Stars is here with their star Alex late but ready for war.

All Stars! All Stars! All Stars!

Oh my the whole stadium is echoeing with All Stars chanting but! Their opponent is?

Fnatic esports!