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I transmigrated into Romance of The Three Kingdoms with a Game System!

Yayoi a lesbian otaku was suspiciously killed by a truck and was transmigrated! What? Why have I genderbend and become a guy? So tall and strong! I even got a game system and a tons of different skills?! Nice! But this world seems a little wrong... What is with the goblins and Yellow Turban? Romance of the three kingdom!? A arrogant doctor asked: "I have studied the Arts of Healing for 50 years! What do you have to compare with me?" "Me? I have [Heal!]" A peerless beauty asked: "A brute like you want to marry me? Do you even know poetry?" "Poetry? Pretty girl, I'm a bandit. You have no opption! Let's do it first and marry later!" The enermy have an army of millions? Yayoi have countless blood thirsty wolves! Lu Bu: "I have the Fang Tian Halbert and Red Hare! Who can compared?" Yayoi: "I forged my own divine weapon and cultivated my own mount. Can you do it>?" Guan Yu: "My blade can kills thousand elite soldiers in the blink of an eye. What about you?" Yayoi: "I have Bankai! Senbonzakura Kageyoshi!" When the fight for hegemony lead to chaos and demon occupied the lands. Yayoi appeared, wearing handsome battle armor. He stood front of Cao Cao's defeated army, holding a exquisite long spear, mounting on top of a badass beast, leading the charge toward the ocean of enemy. "Die, cunts!!"

ChibiSage · Tranh châm biếm
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15 Chs

Goblins? Feast and Sex!

It was around noon when Yayoi stopped hunting.

The scorching sun has risen to its peak overhead.

They stopped by a stream with running water to clean their bodies and wash their hair. You don't get to enjoy this luxury in the village where water is just enough to drink.

In the past hours, Yayoi has hunted down many preys. Among them, there are three big wild boars, each of them about two meters long. Although they were of low level, the experience points gained from killing were plenty.

Lunch is simple, fresh, and delicious.

He roughly skinned a few rabbits, cleaned out the organs, pierced them with a stick, and threw it over the fire.

Left with nothing to do, Xiao Ling'er seized the stick and said eagerly: "Let me roast the meat!"

"Alright."

Yayoi nodded, seeing through her desire of wanting to contribute. After hunting for so long, they all feel hungry.

Waiting patiently, as the rabbits turned golden, their fats melted, dripping into the fire. The sizzling sounds rang like a fine tune that calmed the soul. Once the roasted rabbits were ready to eat, an intense aroma engulfed the air.

It's been a long time since they last tasted meat.

Yayoi and Xiao Ling'er ate together and laughed. Laying beside the burning fire, Xiao Hui, the drooling wolf, also has a share.

When they were about to finish eating, Xiao Hui's nose twitched. It stood up, looking at the bush in the distance suspiciously, and growled.

Yayoi's expression becomes serious. He picks up his cleaving axe, signaling for Xiao Hei to take the front. Xiao Hei bravely charged forward and quickly destroyed the bushes—forcing a few humanoid figures out of hiding.

They were not very tall, a bit more than one-meter height, with green skin, ugly faces, sharp teeth, pointy ears, and bulging stomachs.

They are goblins, a race detested by all. And this common type, in particular, is weak but cunning with a mind thirst to plunder, sex drive, and reproduction. They equip with short knives, wooden bats, bows, and arrows. It's obvious what these roaches were planning when hiding in that bushes.

Even now, they still looked at Xiao Ling'er with greed, clearly drooling!

[+4 EXP!]

[+5 EXP!]

[+4 EXP!]

[+7 EXP!]

After the first charge, Xiao Hei continues to wreak havoc among the terrified goblins. They could barely react before getting stomped to death under Xiao Hei's powerful hooves or skewered by its metal-like tusks.

Bones broken, and skulls crushed.

Red blood sprayed everywhere.

While facing such terror, the fifteen or so sneaky goblins were all killed in less than a minute—they died screaming until the last moment.

'Tamed pets can also give me experience points by killing enemies.' Yayoi took notes of this discovery and watched everything happen calmly, not bothered by the bloody sight. He even considered the possibility of creating an army of tamed pets.

There is a saying in this world, 'Even if you spare a bandit. Goblins must be slayed.'

"These cunts must be eliminated!"

Anyhow, there should be more goblins nearby. To Yayoi, they are just some walking EXPs waiting for him to harvest. Thinking of this, he immediately sends out the little bird scouting squads to explore.

More than two hundred little birds set off, heading in the direction where the goblins come from.

One hour later, the little birds are back.

Six miles North from where they rested, Yayoi discovered a small-scale goblin village. There are around 300 goblins gathered in this place. Even if he discounted the old and young goblins, they still have more than 200 goblins that can fight.

'This number...'

At this time, Yayoi still thinks he can take on the village by himself.

However, what he wants is not just to kill a few goblins. He wants to wipe them out in one fell swoop!

"Hum!"

After observing them for half a day, the goblins that went hunting outside came back. Dragging alongside them were a few captured female humans. With the goblin hunters returned, their total number reached almost 400.

"Tian... There are too many goblins. Do you think they will attack our village? Maybe we can inform the rest of the villagers. Goblins' weapons are prone to have paralysis poison. You don't have to fight them alone."

Xiao Ling'er became quite worried seeing her husband in a daze for a long time. They had stayed here for half a day, from noon till dusk. How could she not know of his intention?

"Don't be anxious! I have my considerations." Yayoi hugged her waist and said: "The sky is getting dark. We'll come back tomorrow. And, who said I'm going to fight alone?"

Yayoi has considered night attacks but dismissed the idea. What if demons and ghosts are attracted? Romance of the Three Kingdoms plus paranormal and goblins? There are too many variables!

Xiao Hei carries the couple and leaves the mountain.

On the way back, they encountered a group of low-level grey wolves. After swiftly killing the alpha and a few others, Yayoi tamed 35 ordinary grey wolves before running low on mana. They resisted a little, which put a quite strain on his mind.

There are 20 males and 15 females, ranging from Level 4 to Level 6. For these newly tamed wolves, Yayoi leaves them in the mountain under Xiao Hui's command.

Thankfully, Xiao Hui's help greatly relieves his burden.

...

When they're back in the village, Yayoi gives the villagers a large 2 meters long pig he hunted. It surprised everyone.

Soon, they light a fire and have a feast.

There aren't that many people in the village. Even after everyone's full, there are still extras to bring home. Although it's nothing to him, this can earn the goodwill of others.

...

That night, Xiao Ling'er didn't sleep very well.

"Ahh!♡~Tian♡... Slow down—ah♡~ah♡~ah♡!!!" She moaned, mouth open, breathing heavily, and squirted like a waterfall.

"Oh~ you are squeezing me so tight!" Yayoi proudly squeezed her ass and pushed his rock-hard cock deep inside her womb, taking her from behind. Then, he slowly pulled it out halfway and repeated thrusting, making lewd *Poofh!* noises. "Your bristled pussy doesn't want to let me go. I can't help it... Your inside feels too go!!"

Looking at her cute and indecent butthole, he playfully inserted his index finger inside and twirled.

"Wha...! nO not... Don't touch me there! Nhaa♡~! That place is dirty. Agh♡~ ah~ ah~" With her husband's finger messing around inside her ass and his enormous cock going in and out of her pussy, Xiao Ling'er toiled to speak, drooling from the pleasure.

*Thrust!*

*Thrust!*

*Thrust!*

"No, you're wrong. Xiao Ling'er! You're my wife, and nothing about you is dirty. Don't be shy." Saying so, Yayoi immediately pulled out from her dripping pussy, face down, and started eating her ass with his mouth. "I love your scent. I love having my face buried in your huge ass! It's so sexy! Sucking your asshole is just the best!"

"Nhiii♡!!" Xiao Ling'er's face was red like a tomato. Hearing him speaking nonsense, she felt indescribable shame and squirted hard. But she can't go against it.

"Why...Haaahn♡ahh♡~that worst possible place..."

"Honey, I just want to love everything about you." Said Yayoi. He gradually adjusted their body and did the 6-9 position.

It's there...

As Yayoi's evil tongue pushed its way into her anus, she couldn't do anything but listen to what he had to say... When her ass's loosened, becoming friendly and stretchy. He lined his 12-inched monster cock, making the tip kiss the entrance of her twitching rear hole.

His glans stretched her out.

It makes him feel hot.

Gently, Yayoi whispered to her ear with words of temptation: "It's alright, it's alright. I'm here. It's alright, baby."

After several rounds of consecutive squirting, Xiao Ling'er's toes curled, and her mind was blurry. She is currently hyper-sensitive. What is even going on? Hearing the comforting words of the devil, she unknowingly murmured: "Inside my butthole...husband, cum a lot...inside my butthole♡...hehehe~"

"Yes, as you wish, baby. Your hubby will cum inside your butthole. A lot~!"

*Thrust!*

*NNGH♡!!!*