There Was Once A Man

Have you ever read novels that had a protagonist?

Well you kind of had to considering you are reading this.

But have you ever seen a protagonist so insufferable that you truly wish a thousand curses onto them.

Well me to but I cursed them due to wanting to see how they reacted... the pain, the suffering, and in turn my enjoyment.

And something that I have always loved was seeing people who thought they had power realize how insignificant they were... and of course ruining everything they loved.

And when you are the literal god of everything and can do everything as long as it does not bend the rules of reality that was there even when I was born...

Well I can do anything

And after decades of reincarnating fat otakus into there favorite anime worlds but do everything to make them suffer I found a new pastime.

Giving power to people for a limited amount of time and then taking it away from them, and collect on my payment.

Well first I should find someone suitable that has one of the qualifications for this little.. test per say.

And I immediately found one, mainly due to the internet troll era the people of "Earth" have found themselves in.

Name: Brian Corcovitch

Summary: Brian Corcovitch was a known troll on the internet who for some reason loved seeing other people suffer and he could do this due to him being born in a fairly rich family which at a young age manifested itself in the torture and eventual suicide of one of his classmates.

See people like this are perfect for this little test I will put him under in which I give him power then take it away.

But first I need to know what world I should reincarnate him into...

You know what I will reincarnate him into one of those Big 3 or something, Naruto.

So I send a customary survey to him just to lower his guard a bit and not to let him explicitly know that a being like myself exists and could snap him away easily, because I do need to fill his ego up.

So I give him the ability to give faulty systems to anyone of his choosing and send them to the Naruto world he occupies.

But of course I made it so I could take it away from him any time.

Brian Corcovitch POV

I was trolling as a flat earther and giving some bogus reason on why the Earth is actually flat about like how maps are flat. But then I saw some weird pop-up that said Reincarnation Survey but since I had nothing to do (I never do) I decided to click on it just for fun.

The first question said what world I want to reincarnate into

I for some reason felt the sudden feeling to choose Naruto so I went with my gut and did.

The second question asked the way I would want to die

I said by Truck-Kun (obviously)

But then out of nowhere I heard an engine revving up and the last thing I remembered was a metallic hot wheels truck going straight into my face.

God POV

After I sent him to the world of Naruto I quickly crafted the system I mentioned before and sent it to him, but since I wanted him to feel a sense of superiority to the people he reincarnates I created some fake people that were actually just AI's.

One of them was the standard fat otaku that was so standard and flat that you would think they came straight from a novel.

One of them was the most standard young master I could even imagine considering he calls beautiful women Jade-Like and yells "Courting Death!"

And the other one does not matter due to me only allowing Brian to reincarnate one person because the second person he will reincarnate will be me with some little... persuasion.

Brian Corcovitch POV

I felt a dizzying sensation and before I knew it I woke up from that utterly horrifying nightmare and instead of being in my fiber filled bed I was on a cotton like texture, still comfortable but different.

And considering all the novels I have read with the same premise I thought of the "Reincarnation Survey" and that I may have reincarnated into the world of Naruto so I looked outside the window.

And various factors like people wearing headbands with weird sign-language like symbols on it that clued me into it being the world of Naruto.

So after that I immediately checked if I had the legendary system and if I did what it was so I said "MENU!"

After I said that a holographic screen appeared in font of me in a compact square.

After I saw that I was read a letter(?) by a monotone voice

"Hello Mr.Brian the function of this system allows you to reincarnate people with faulty systems and torture the, though there will be a price to pay but you don't have to worry about that"

I immediately roared with laughter and an evil grind after I read the torture part so much in fact I did not read, or forgot, the second part... and I would be in for a rude awakening.