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I guess I'm Naruto?

Shitty Self insert oc trash that I decided to write to pass the time. Stay if you want but I wouldn't. Ok fine, Naruto is not Naruto anymore, he is actually just a random highschooler from our world. Still here....... Sigh* Ok fine you can read it but don't say I didn't warn you. Water style btw, no systems or anything like that, he will end up op and there will be some differences in the plot. Namely, Kushina is actually 50% senju, meaning he is 25% senju. No wood style until later on though heheheh. Ok have fun, feel free to flame me in the reviews too ;)

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DONT READ THIS FANFIC

After saving the child from Truck-kun, he was not in space talking to god he was in darkness, yet there was the hint of red. Like... like when it's bright out and.... and your eyes are closed.... Eyes are closed.... OH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN. And with this thought his eyelids started fluttering open, only to see his father and mother pierced through the stomach with the grim reaper taking their souls.

"Naruto..

Don't be picky.. Eat lots and grow strong.. Make sure that you bathe every day and stay warm.. Also.. Don't stay up late.. You need lots of sleep.. And make friends.. You don't need a lot of friends.. Just a few.. Ones you can really, really trust.. I wasn't very good at it, but keep up with your studies and practice your ninjutsu hard.. Remember that everyone has strengths and weaknesses.. So don't get too depressed if you can't do something well.. Respect your teachers and upperclassmen at the Academy.. Oh, and this is important.. It's about the Three Prohibitions for a shinobi.. Be extra careful about lending and borrowing money.. Put your mission wages into your savings account.. No alcohol until you're twenty.. Too much can ruin your health, so drink in moderation.. Another Prohibition is women.. I'm a woman, so I don't know too much about this but.. All you need to remember is that this world is made up of men and women.. So it's only natural to take an interest in girls.. But just don't get hooked on bad women.. Find someone just like me.. Speaking of the Three Prohibitions, be wary of Jiraiya Sensei, you know.. Naruto, from now on, you're going to face lots of pain and hardship.. Be true to yourself.. Have a dream and have the confidence to make that dream come true.. There's so much.. Oh, so much more that I want to pass on to you.. I wish I could stay with you longer...

I love you" Said a red haired woman, signaling the blond man next to her to speak.

"Naruto, I guess my message is the same as your nagging mother's, Hakke Fuin." (Eight trigrams seal)

Darkness once again. Yet, this time, when he wakes up, the boy named Naruto would be alone once again.

Im doing short chapters to deter you from reading, so leave.

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