Chapter 4: The System

Alex, cough, Astrid continued to stare at the screen with his eyes wide open, he couldn't hide his excitement. 

His body though didn't listen to his emotions, and instead of showing an excited expression, he began to cry. 'Stupid body of mine, allow me to show my gratitude for fuck's sake.'

Seeing him cry, his mother opened her cleavage once more and stuffed his mouth with it once more. Astrid tried resisting but had no strength to move in the first place, all he could do was stare at the screen.

<<<Welcome Host, Astrid Starlight, to the world of Swords and Sorcery>>>

<<<Anime Talent System Awakening 70% complete>>>

<<<Syncing system to Hosts brain>>>

'Anime talent system, the hell is that...bet is overpowered' he thought as he watched the bar steadily increase until it reached 90% and another notification popped up.

<<<Syncing process complete>>>

<<<Loading all Anime's Host has ever watched to system interface>>>

<<<100% >>>

<<<System Awakening Complete>>>

<<<Host can now use the talent of any anime character as long he she has watched that>>>

'Wait what....I can use what...holy shit I am over powered as fuck...I bet even the MC won't be able to beat me,hahahahaha!' Astrid thought excitedly.

'Then again, why is this stupid system referring to me as he/she, do I look like a girl to you...' he thought angrily as he sucked on his mothers breast.

"Honey! I have something important to do, so I will have to leave. I promise I will be back right away" Orion stated with a serious expression written on his face. Seeing how serious he was, his mom smiled and waved her hand, signaling him to leave.

He smiled at his wife, walked over to her and gave her a kiss on the forehead, he looked at his son who was looking at the ceiling as if lost in thought while sucking his mothers breast.

He then kissed his son on the head before walking out of the room. 

Astrid was to focused on the system's notifications to even know that someone had kissed on the forehead, or he would've started throwing a tantrum like the baby he is.

<<<Status >>>

<<<Inventory >>>

<<<Talents >>>

'How do i even enter any one of this options if I can't move?' he thought as he glanced at the glowing blue translucent screen. 

'Hmmmm! Maybe...Status, open' immediately he completed his words, the status window opened up for him, displaying all his stats as though he was a video game character'

<<< Level 0>>>

<<< Strength: 0>>>

<<< Speed: 0>>>

<<< Endurance: 0>>>

<<< Charm: 10>>>

<<< Luck: 15>>>

<<< Magic energy: 20>>>

'well no wonder I can't move, all things related to my physical body is 0...this is the most useless stats I have ever seen, the only things that are high are my charm, luck and magic stats, Classic mage stats. I don't want to be a mage, those guys are useless in close range, I wanted to be a Dual user for fuck sake'

'My charm is high as well, at least the system knows how...handsome...I am' he thought with a smug expression on his face.

'At least let the inventory have something to my liking... Inventory, open' he thought sadly, an imaginery tear rolling down his face, the inventory opening soon after.

<<< Due to Hosts carelessness, inventory has been locked until the host reaches level 10>>>

'What the fuck, this system really is stupid. What the hell do you mean by careless, I am the most careful man alive, so absurd' he thought as he gritted his teeth in annoyance, he was very annoyed right now and wanted to express those emotions by breaking things like he usually does. His body though was to week to even allow him grit his teeth and the only thing he could do was suck harder.

'Talent, open'

<<< Host has not unlocked any talent currently>>>

'Damn it! Damn this system! How the fuck do I even unlock talents anyway?' 

And as if responding to his question, the system popped up another notification.

<<< Host can Unlock Talents by completing missions assigned by the system. Note that this missions can be assigned at any time and in any place, so the host should be prepared for a rough road to greatness. After all, no pain no gain>>>

'....No pain...No gain...who is the fool that created this system, no pain no gain, that is an idiotic phrase, I have never seen that work in my life. Why did I die when that micro wave exploded huh? Why didn't i become a super human instead due to radiation? Why didn't I gain anything's what a useless saying' he thought angrily.

<<<Important note>>>

<<< Beginners gift has arrived. Does host want to open it>>>

<<< Yes or No>>>

<<< Note: Host doesn't have a choice but to accept this gift, rejection of this gift will result in termination of the system...>>>

'Hah! It's not that bad, stupid as system wants to cheat me, the system is horrible in the first place, I don't want it, go on... terminate yourself'

<<<...and 10 termination of the host brain as well. Host will become dummer than a dog. only has seconds to accept>>>

<<<10 >>>

<<<9 >>>

<<<8 >>>

<<<7 >>>

<<<6 >>>

The clock kept counting down, but Astrid was to lost, trying to comprehend the last words of the system. The system just threatened him '...become dummer than a dog'

<<<5 >>>

<<<4 >>>

<<<3 >>>

'Yes, I accept the gift'

<<<Gift has been accepted! Host is very lucky the system even gave he she a countdown>>>

'Stupid ass system...treating me like it's toy, what kind of system does that.'

<<<Gift opened>>>

<<<Gift: New talent unlocked>>>

<<<Talent of legendary swords man Neo Blade from the Anime, Arch Wizard>>>

<<< Second Gift: Increase of 10% comprehension of the Talent of Neo Blade>>>

<<< Comprehension rate 0%-----10%>>>

<<<Level of Comprehension: 10% out 100%>>>

<<<Level up>>>

<<<New stats>>>

<<<Level 1>>>

<<< Strength: 0----10>>>

<<< Speed: 0----12>>>

<<< Endurance: 0----15>>>

<<< Charm: 10----17>>>

<<< Luck: 15----20>>>

<<< Magic Energy: 20----24>>>

 '....What the fuck just happened...' Astrid thought as he stared at the blue screen Infront of him, dazed and confused.

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