Grievances
Since the mildly injured guard received first aid from a few other guards and was blocked, the reporters knew they couldn't interview them.
So they decided on the crowd instead.
"Sir! Can you describe what you just saw?"
"Girl, you've asked the right person.
You know, from the angle at which I sat in the dinner over there, I could already tell that those 3 were up to no good.
Who wears a school bag when wearing those shoes?
Isn't that an insult to fashion?
What the hell were those bastards thinking when pairing them together?
In my opinion, whether an item is cheap or expensive doesn't matter very much.
What matters the most is that they complement each integer when paired.
So as a fashion major, looking at it makes my eyes bleed!
Who does that?"
".... Sir, can you get back to the story?"
"Well, as I was saying, from the moment I saw them, I knew they were up to no good."
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