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I'm really just mortal!!

lin yo, a boy who just got transmigrated in the world of cultivator with no cultivation power with nothing , how the heck can he survive in this world? but thankfully he got a system to guide him to become a much more trash than trasher.⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙uhh...

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THE heck this system

In the world of cultivator, full of cultivator there are people with a flying sword and some idiot fall from the sky because he lost of balance.

there's also flying mountain and everything that you can imagine in cultivation world.

And here there's a one and only mortal name lin yo,

he transmigrated to this world and dead from the earth by truck-kun.

He tried to test his cultivation power in a measuring rock of ten layers of cultivation, there so many people watching him to test his cultivation he was nervous and he slowly put his hand while it's full of blood.(requirements for the test lol.)

"God I hope I become a top notch cultivator."

'after 2 hours of waiting, other people is slowly leaving.'

"nah f*ck off dude, just accept that you have no magic nor cultivation."

lin was so frustrated and still his hand is still in the rock while he was crying and his nose start crying too.

"What the hell... am I supposed to be a top notch right I read some novels about being transmigrated, like above ten thousand sh*ts, I'm actually a big sh*t cultivator, and invincible from the sh*t. Why just why... and also why I don't have a system I suppose to have it too..."

While his done kneeling and shouting, he slowly stand up and walking like a zombie.

And suddenly a thunder hit lin he was fried and still alive.(how? lol)

In a dramatic way.

"Huff huff what just happened...I get electrified?."

he start to get angry and start shouting.

"You, f*cking who ever made me transmigrated here, whoever you are f*ck you, why would you let me go in here if you don't even give me like system or a cultivation starting point for me how I'm supposed to do now you even thunder streaked me you full of sh*t."

And suddenly the purple window pop-up in lin face while lying down.

[Ding... loading...]

"huh?"

[Ding... done...]

[Ding... system for host operating...]

[please wait a minute host we are finding suitable system manager for you.]

"What the h*ckkkk i have system yayyy yayy."

Lin who shouted and don't likes the transmigration now he loves it because of the system. While the system is searching for suitable system manager for the main character the mc is so happy that even his fried body is able to walk.His eyes is going to pop because he looks at the purple window with no blinking.

[Ding DOng...]

[yay...Hello host im frog.]

A frog looking ass guy showed up in the front of lin.

[yaho host, I'm sorry host I can only show up to you whenever I want and I want to show up 2 days in 1 months it's in my jurisdiction and I'm going to make it a restriction.]

The system was talking in a frog way cokak. And while he talk, the mc was so mad that his face is going burst in red.

"You sonufabich why would you do that you should always in my side everytime."

He was shouting and smacking the system frog like a frog.

[Hmp! you smack me that's hurt, I'll erase it then that's what you want right.]

[Ding...]

[Name:lin yo

origin: Earth

talent: trash

overall:trash

'system restrictions

2 days every 1 months erased...

the system can choose what day,months, years he wants.']

"What the h*ck?"

[that's your choice you want to erase it then I'll just make another.]

[opss... my host its about time for me to go now hehe.]

The system slowly disappearing and lin was so mad that he didn't even get a profit while they're talking.

[Ding...]

"Hmm?"

[Free house for the host... it's have all that you need no need to worry.]

[fallow the direction in this way, you can find it, if you just follow the marking direction that's all thank you...]

The heck this system!!!.

The mc life in this another world is so shitty, like my life how about you give me your full support so that my life will bright like a diamond hehehe.

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