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I'm Haruno Sakura! I'm literally f*kd up!

Learn Observation Haki before Chuunin exam! Slap Sasori with Armanent Haki in Shippudden! Overwhelm the final boss with Conqueror Haki! Me! Haruno Sakura! never be useless! **note** This novel include: Chastity Reversal (role of man and women are reversed)** parental guidance highly suggested! please adhere to moral in real life!

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30 Chs

6. 66

"My name is Hatake Kaishi, I have many things I like and also things that I dislikes.

I have many hobbies

as for my dreams, I don't want to talk with you guys." Kaishi said as an introduction through her mask, yes even the kakashi in this world has the same type of mask like his last world!

'And here it is! Kakashi sensei Reversed duplicate Appear!! and what the hell is Kaishi!' Sakura thought in his head, still looking 'forward' at his sensei, after all, who make her so 'round'!

" Twin-tails, start from you" Kaishi, the White haired jounin said to Naruko.

'More like, Naruko, I choose you!' Sakura amused.

Naruko: "It's me, It's me!"

" My name is Uzumaki Naruko!

I like cup Ramen! but I like Ichiraku Ramen in which teacher Iruka treats!

I hate the waiting time of my cup ramen!

And my dream is to become a Hokage!" while clenching her fist forward.

if her hands were'nt clenched, Sakura might straight up followed her pose: " Heil "

'damn, me and my thoughts!' Sakura rolled his eyes.

'Besides, who would think to conquer the world for just a mere race.... right?'

Thinking of Madara and Obito who wants to rule the world for their 'mere' dreams, his smile froze.

and don't forgot the Otsusuki family plan who 'robbed' or was it 'suck' (extinct) a planet for an upgrade in their power, this time Sakura just want to faint and wake up in his previous world!

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"Next is you pink hair" Kaishi said, moving her slightly curvey figure to a more comfortable postition.

'This is so weird! looking at the cool and fabulous kakashi being 'de-graded' a few of his parts and and 'enchatment' of her certain part!

Fortunately he's not in Thailand!

or Korea! and nor China!

Those place are super confusing if you were not familiar with face and certain bulges in certain faces, you'll not ended up 'scoring a goal' but rather 'playing swords' against your partner!

After all, those place are 'holi land' for people with certain fetish!

And also that's another reason why to not 'Play' with your 'bird' as it could lead you 'astray'!

Just married your partner after getting known him or her well!

And simply happily lived and face the hurdles together!

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"Hello, Konoha to Sakura, are you there?" Naruko who sat beside him waving her hands in front of his face to wake him up.

'Did I just fell by gazing at her body! damn this is a new way of Rick... *ehem* 'Kaishi-rolled!'

"My name is Sakura, I like *subtly look at Satsuki

My dream is *subtly look at Satsuki

And I really hate weakness! "

Sakura said with a determination tone in the last sentence.

Kakashi - reversed - duplicate who heard this just rolled her eyes: "Just another fanboys" she muttered.

Sakura immediately hold up his impulse:

'What do you know! if I were strong, I would have already slap Obito, kick Madara in his dance and Head butt Kaguya on her sleep!!'

'And then this white haired women just rolled her eyes and think I'm joking.....'

Looking at his feeble hands: 'Imma punch you through the sky kaishi sensei!!!'

proceeds to imagine using *Thousands years of Death!!* to Kekashi, the 'impact' (Juggle) and the 'resonance' (touch) from his hand would be....

A lewd smile formed on his face.

Kaishi who watched this: 'This guy is hopeless!' Shaking her head.

"You lastly, Black hair!" Kaishi, the juggly women said with stern voice, mainly to wake Sakura from his fantasy of 'Abusing' certain sensei.

"My name is Uchiha Satsuki, and I have only one goal

To get my Revenge! and revitalize my clan!" The black haired girl with emo hair style said with determination.

Hearing this, both Naruko and Kaishi stood silent in aknowledgement.

"Good, here's all the introduction, hope you guys prepeare, tomorrow is a ninja survival test with only 33% of winning, get ready and meet me at 6"

*puff

and the Kaishi sensei gone with a puff of smoke.

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" Sakura, do you want to have some Ramen?"

" hmm"