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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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601 Chs

Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!

"Nice, let's do this!"

Just as the words left his mouth, Cai Shen and his friends looked at Bai Jingqi as if they were looking at an idiot.

If you didn't know any better, you'd think he had a mental illness.

Li Jiao suddenly said, "I know you guys are confident about Zheng Cheng's strength, but Brother Jingqi is no ordinary professionist."

"All I can say is… my control skill only last for less than a second on him, understand?"

Bai Jingqi also confidently said, "Your ability is the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, isn't it? It's not like Jiaojiao's, it's a continuous control."

"You just need to let me pull... for three seconds, then I will acknowledge your power, okay?"

Zhao Yunxiao suddenly interrupted, "Zheng Cheng, although these people from aristocratic families have crazy and arrogant personalities, they do have some redeeming qualities."

"For example... they keep their word."

She winked, and Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched.