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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
Không đủ số lượng người đọc
601 Chs

Chapter 397: The City Falls! Only Death Awaits!_1

Out of the dense black fog, a massive figure strode forth, exuding an aura of darkness and decay.

By the side of this giant, a turbid river of blood spread, incessantly beating against the dark giant's corrosive aura.

Even the turbid river of blood was gradually being infected and corroded by the black rot!

"Dark Decayed Flesh Giant's Domain!"

Zhang Zhen immediately recognized the figure of the dark giant and exclaimed in shock.

But his eyes were fixed on the winding, murky river of blood.

"What is this Domain? And that giant dragon? Giant dragon... no! It's an undead creature!"

"Why are there undead creatures here? And they are in an adversarial state with the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe..."

"Regardless, this undead creature is a friend rather than a foe, we can join forces!"

"Where is Zheng Cheng? Where is the young man that Director Shen mentioned, who possesses the secret weapon against the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe..."