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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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601 Chs

Chapter 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_1

Several Epic Level powerhouses were engaged in a fierce battle in the distance, but due to the existence of Domains, no energy fluctuations were felt here.

"Domain..."

The group fell silent, as this was also the goal they were pursuing.

"Alright, stop gawking."

Zhao Yunxiao clapped his hands, drawing everyone's attention to himself.

"With Xin Ruhuo and Xiao Tianfeng, two seniors on the battlefield, there probably won't be any problems."

"The two seniors have been working together for several hundred years. Even if they can't win and decide to retreat, no one can stop them."

"What we need to do now is to check if Cui Xiabing and the others need any help and awaken the Ancient Tree senior as soon as possible."

Under Zhao Yunxiao's lead, everyone headed towards the direction of Cui Xiabing and her companion.

Zheng Yi suddenly said, "You go ahead, I can't make it over in this state."