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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
Không đủ số lượng người đọc
601 Chs

Chapter 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_1

Lucas and Bartle attacked, but Xiao Tianfeng was faster than them.

A flash of thunder blinked, almost instantly rushing in front of Zheng Cheng, blocking everyone.

"Get the hell out of my way...roll!"

"Boom!"

The thunder flickered, Xiao Tianfeng's entire figure almost turned into a phantom, striking with his fists, and even formed two fist-shaped bolts of thunder in the air, smashing hard onto the two of them.

Lucas was blown back, Waning Moon above casting moonlight over him, enveloping his massive wolf shape and making it even more ethereal.

Ice Wolf Howls at the Moon Domain!

This domain simulated the descent of Waning Moon, enhancing the attributes and bodies of all canine races such as the Wolf Tribe, Jackal Werewolves, and Hyena Men covered by its moonlight.

Under the protection of the Waning Moon's moonlight, one's physical defense, spell defense, and various resistances would be greatly enhanced.