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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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601 Chs

Chapter 332 Skill Mutation! Finally learned healing skills!_1

"Pfft!"

The dark nether energy surged, immediately engulfing the shadow of Gui Xiao, who couldn't even manage to fight back!

Almost at the same time, Capado descended from the sky, and his innate ability, Ultrasonic Oscillation, immediately targeted the woman.

Unfortunately, the woman's figure merely trembled slightly before vanishing.

"Damn it!"

Capado roared, "This is impossible!"

"How could a mere phantom be this strong!"

"Buzz...!"

A strange fluctuation suddenly came from afar, and a pitch-black figure was slowly taking shape—it was Gui Xiao.

At this moment, his whole body was trembling, and his originally pale face had turned even paler, resembling the face of a dead man.

He gritted his teeth and said, "This person is simply beyond us! A sliver of a shadow of a Legendary Level fighter is so terrifying...!"

"Damn it! Retreat!"