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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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598 Chs

Chapter 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance!

Dịch giả: 549690339

Return scroll.

A special tool created by the Formation Master and Alchemist.

It marks the return location, covering cities, maps, and so on.

As long as you are inside the map marked on the scroll, upon usage, you can instantly return to the marked city.

The return scroll in Liang Feifan's hand was produced by the Chang'an City Professionist Guild.

In other words, as long as the user is within the map around Chang'an City, they can instantly return to Chang'an City!

For Professionists in the wild, it is undoubtedly a highly treasured tool.

Traveling is secondary; the main purpose is to save one's life!

"We accept the bet!"

The one who spoke was not Zheng Cheng, but Yao Zhixue!

Everyone was surprised and turned to look at her, only to see Yao Zhixue also take out a sphere emitting an extremely strong icy aura.

"This is the monster core of a Silver-tier Frost Serpent. This is our wager."

"A Silver-tier monster!"