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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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601 Chs

Chapter 241: Is the Six-Star Alien Beast So Weak?

"What?!"

Baker was startled and quickly said, "My Lord! Don't be impulsive! Our best choice is to hold our position, use defense buildings like arrow towers, bunkers to resist, gradually deplete the enemy's troops, just like when we dealt with the Canilla jaw bees!"

Zheng Cheng said, "Your point is well taken, on ordinary days, I would certainly choose your method. But..."

"I only have half a month left."

"According to the rules of the Secret Realm of Jasha Island, I will be automatically transported out a month later, and if I want to enter again, I can only wait for a year."

"And in a year's time, who knows what will happen."

"Perhaps Jasha Island will be occupied by alien insect tribes, perhaps the home crystal will be destroyed. Or perhaps..."

Zheng Cheng touched Sha Dai's little hand: "The Desolate World will be occupied by alien insect tribes."

"That's why, I choose to take the initiative and find the home crystal first."