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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Du hí
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601 Chs

Chapter 140: The Horse Gallops across the Royal Mountain! Red Flags Fluttering in the Sky! The Cherry Blossom Spirit Perishes!

"It's nearly over."

Royal Mountain, the highest peak in Radiation Island, is considered a sacred mountain by The Inferior Tribe.

Countless Inferiors regard Royal Mountain as holy, worshipping it all day.

The royal buildings and temples of The Inferior Tribe are all stationed here.

This place also gathers together the elite of The Inferior Tribe that are left.

Unfortunately, with the arrival of the legendary powerhouses Xiao Tianfeng, Xin Ruhuo, and Quan Linfei, it's all over.

With the landing of two hundred Little Boys, the entire Royal Mountain has already collapsed.

Countless regular Inferiors, Inferior Professionists, are gone without a trace.

Atop Royal Mountain, the 'immortal' Eternal Sun has already been extinguished.

The entire Royal Mountain is depleted, with the ice and snow melting, rocks collapsing, plants destroyed, and lava bursting out, without a trace of life.