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Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts. It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy! ----- Tags: Sci-Fi, Isekai, System, Dark Comedy, Satire, Superpowers, Anti-Hero, Time Looping, Gore, Slice of Life, Rubber Ducky (yes, Mr. Quacks deserves his own tag) ----- Do a google search for "Geminel WordPress" for a page that has a little about me, information about the novel's inspiration, a link to the discord server, a link to the character reference sheet, a char art gallery, and a collection of short stories, both within and independent of this novel's universe. ----- Excerpt from the end of Ch1: [Bzzt... Scan complete. Analyzing...] 'Eh?' [Analysis complete. Positive value found, now loading... Loading complete.] 'Okay, WTF is...' [Binding successful. Congratulations upstanding citizen. You have been selected by the Superhero Enhancement System. Please select your desired enhancement. The following options are avail...] 'I'M DYING! IS NOT DYING AN OPTION!?' [Error, invalid selection. An enhancement will be randomly selected. Randomizing... Strength has been selected. Enhanced strength will be calibrated for your rebirth. Please look forward to it.] 'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-' With this final thought, Lucas dies in a pool of his own blood on the sidewalk.

Geminel · Khoa huyễn
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Vol 2 Ch 14 - Quelling Caffeine

While Jonathan’s attention bounces between the menu in his hands and the blueprints on the table, Lucas is torn between administering animal affection and his own menu. The prospect of tasty noms eventually wins—but only because he can continue petting as a free action.

‘Woah, that’s a lotta coffee options. Hey, waitaminute…’

“Ay, kiddo. Ya already had coffee today; don’t go orderin’ any,” Lucas says without shifting his gaze.

Jonathan flinches and answers with a sulky, “O-okay…”

‘He was totally gonna, wasn’t he?’

[Seems like it.]

‘Huh, mostly drinks and snacks. Why get a borin’ sammich when there are pastries? Lessee…’

[With all the confectionary goods you have at home, you shouldn’t—]

‘Ooh, they have strawberry sponge cake! Since Marsha took the whole thing to share with the girlies, I didn’t get any!’

[…Fine.]

Once Alley Cat finishes smoothing out the final blueprint, they look up, noticing that both Lucas and Jonathan have lowered their menus.