Dumbledore picked up a Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean and put it in his mouth.
He wanted to take this opportunity to impart some wisdom to Kyle.
But the next second, his facial features suddenly contorted.
"Oh, Merlin, this taste awful"
"Today is really unlucky."
"But it's okay, we can look forward to the next one."
"Just like life, you never know how sweet the next one will be."
Swallowing the Every Flavour Bean, Dumbledore absentmindedly picked up another one.
"Hmm, this one's taste..."
"Well, it seems I'm not lucky today, it's snot flavor, a bit salty and sticky."
Kyle was shocked...
If these Every Flavour Beans were like life...
Then what!
How do you have the courage to live to over a hundred?
"Oh, this one is much better, it's strawberry flavor, very sweet."
"And I think, it's precisely because of the terrible mistakes of the first two times, that this choice seems especially sweet, don't you think so, child?"
"Of course, Professor, I think what you said makes sense..."
"But I have a question." Kyle scratched his chin.
"Speak, child, it's every teacher's duty at Hogwarts to enlighten students, even if I'm the headmaster."
Dumbledore felt that his performance just now was really wonderful.
Using Every Flavour Beans to metaphorize life.
This is much better than boring lessons .
Maybe we should use more of these educational methods...
"My question is..."
"How did you know that the one just now smelled like dog poop ?"
"and there's, and snot flavor too!"
Dumbledore: "???"
No, I was trying to educate you.
And you just caught these two points?
What the heck, I forgot what I was going to say next...
"now I can't even think straight!
[Ding! Detected a depressed mood!]
[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for the host!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a golden treasure chest!]
...
"Okay, just kidding, Professor, hope you won't mind!"
"Actually, I came here mainly to admit my mistakes."
With the treasure chest in hand, Kyle's expression became serious.
"Today in Transfiguration and Charms class, I couldn't control my magic..."
"It caused some damage, so..."
"Oh, it's okay." Dumbledore breathed a sigh of relief at the words.
He thought something big had happened again.
"Your head of house, Professor Snape, has already come to me, and he will cover the cost of classroom repairs."
"It's just a matter of not controlling your magic, it's not your fault!"
"Really? So it's not my fault!"
"Of course, we can't punish students for such small things."
Old Dumbledore waved his hand with a smile.
Then he saw Kyle quickly put all the sweets on the table back into his bag.
Finally, he put the bag back into his satchel that had been cast with the "Traceless Extension Charm."
"Child, what are you doing?"
"Oh, Professor, I suddenly remembered that eating too many sweets is bad for the teeth of the elderly, so let's start class first!"
"Wait until I make a mistake next time, then I'll bring them to you!" Kyle showed a mouthful of white teeth.
Dumbledore's smile froze on his face.
No, is there such a thing as returning gifts?
The matter is done, the things brought are taken back?
And there's a next time??? [Ding! Detected a depressed mood!]
[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for the host!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a diamond treasure chest!]
...
"Okay, today let's talk about the Patronus Charm." After a long time, Dumbledore finally caught his breath.
He felt that the two hours of his class just now were more exhausting than the battle in the valley with Grindelwald...
Oh, this metaphor isn't entirely appropriate here.
It's more tiring than fighting Voldemort.
And it's not like he's teaching the right thing.
For example, when he told the young man that young people should be full of vitality and strive in the right direction.
The young man nodded, looking deeply convinced, and then said,
"Indeed, you don't know how comfortable it is to give up without working hard once."
When he told him that Galleons aren't everything, and many things can't be bought...
The young man raised his head and asked, "Professor, is it possible that it's because your Galleons aren't enough..."
He argued so well...
When he used Voldemort as an example.
If he had enough Galleons in his hand back then.
He could have hired all kinds of wizards from around the world to participate in the war in Britain.
The Death Eaters would have been drowned in a single drop of spit from each person.
Reasonable Dumbledore didn't know how to refute it.
Looking back now, it was simply a nightmare of two hours!