Chapter 18: Isekai loser

Sitting on the highest floor of the Tower of Heaven, in the middle of the room, was the master of Dark Mages, Dildo Dickless. Yes, that's his actual name.

Dildo used to be an ordinary, average loser in his previous life. He was a 37-year-old jobless runt who spent his days either playing video games or gawking at women. Unable to attract women due to his unattractive appearance, he satisfied his desires by engaging in various dirty deeds, such as groping women in crowded places and installing spy cameras in women's locker rooms and restrooms.

Dildo knew his life was beyond redemption, so he didn't try to change himself. He continued his pathetic existence until one day, a woman he was spying on called her boyfriend, who then killed him.

He thought he would go to hell, but luckily, he met ROB and got reincarnated into the world of Fairy Tail. He couldn't believe he got a second chance and, what's more, with a system!

Dildo decided to get stronger using his "Tower System," which allowed him to gain power by building a tower. He wasn't born as the Lord of the Tower of Heaven but actually started as a subordinate. However, with the help of his system, Dildo killed the actual Lord of the tower and took his position.

With ultimate authority in his hands, he made his move. First, he instructed and taught his grunts some acceptable levels of magic and strengthened the security. He knew one of the future waifus of Fairy Tail was in his tower, so he had to prepare against her magic.

It was unfortunate that she had lost her eye, but Dildo wanted to groom her and manipulate her into joining his harem. However, since he had the authority, he decided to fulfill the desires he couldn't in his previous life: enjoying women.

He began forcing himself on the women slaves in his tower. Initially, he wanted to be gentle with them, but he soon lost patience when they didn't obey his orders. He had wanted to become a better person, but if people couldn't give him a chance, he felt it wasn't his fault for losing his morality.

He soon grew bored with women and instead turned his lustful gaze to young ones, especially Erza Scarlet, Millianna, and Sorano, the future heroines of the Fairy Tail world. He wanted to wait for them to grow up first, but he didn't have that kind of patience. So, he started bringing them to his chamber, asking them to do all sorts of 'naughty' things.

However, just as he feared, the children rebelled, and Erza was able to escape.

"Where is she?! What's taking so long for grown men like you to catch an eleven-year-old?!" Dildo roared at his second-in-command.

"Milord... actually, someone saved her. He also killed three elites with what seemed like a gun," the Dark Mage replied, presenting a small object on a tray.

Dildo's eyes widened as he held the object. It was unmistakably a bullet, and it didn't seem to be from the Fairy Tail world.

'Wait, who could it be? Is it Gildarts? No, maybe Alzack or Bisca since they're the only ones who use guns in the anime?' Dildo pondered, trying to recall who could have saved Erza. 'Maybe I've created some parallel timeline, and he could be someone not from the series?'

His system then showed several of his subordinates dying or being incapacitated one by one, accompanied by the echoes of gunshots.

Opening a camera magic lacrima, Dildo saw the culprit who had stolen Erza from him. The man was wearing a three-piece suit, straight out of a movie, while firing rounds from a pistol. He had blonde hair and… a fake mustache? He also looked young and rather handsome.

The person on screen seemed to notice the camera and shot it, turning the screen dark.

Dildo began to shudder. He ordered his second-in-command to stop the intruder and then hid behind his seat.

"SYSTEM! SYSTEM! WHAT'S GOING ON?! I thought I was the only reincarnator here!" he shouted, calling his cheat weapon in this world.

[...]

[You are one fucking pathetic loser, aren't you? I thought you had some intelligence from how you took over the tower, but you're still the same old pussy inside.]

"Answer me!!" Dildo demanded. He never understood why his system hated him so much.

[I have no idea what's going on, but it seems like your pathetic life is hanging by a thread.]

[...]

[Just for now, I will grant you a skill called Accurate. For 15 seconds, your attacks will be 95% accurate.]

"Just 15 seconds?! Can't it be permanent?" Dildo, who understood game mechanics, thought 15 seconds was too short. What if the battle got prolonged?

['Can't it be permanent?' Look at your pathetic, ugly face in the mirror and then talk. Cunt.]

After that, the holographic screen disappeared.

"Shit!" Dildo gritted his teeth but then forced a smile. "Well, I'm also strong enough. Now, let's see what you've got, my unknown friend."

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BAM!

Leo landed a swift punch on a Dark Mage grunt, knocking another one unconscious in the process. He scanned his surroundings, his gaze falling on a group of children huddled nearby. He couldn't let them witness a bloodbath. Witnessing such violence could leave a lasting negative impact on them.

One-Punch Man was a different story. There, he'd let Tatsumaki handle those creeps however she saw fit. But Fairy Tail was a lighthearted world. He wondered what kind of impact it would have on the story if the heroes started slicing people up in cold blood. Erza, for example, wouldn't spare any villain if she adopted that habit.

"Speaking of which, why are these guys so… strong?" Leo grunted, pulling his punches. Even the weakest grunt seemed abnormally resilient. He had to put more power into his strikes, even though his usual blows were enough to send a normal person into a permanent nap. Now, even his fists were starting to ache.

[It's because the people in this world are Magic Users. Anyone with magic has higher endurance and strength than normal people.]

"That explains it," Leo nodded in understanding. With magic in play, he'd have to put in more effort using his traditional fighting style.

Just then, Erza came rushing up to him.

"Did you get all the children to safety?" she asked.

"Yup! They're all at the designated safe haven outside," Leo confirmed.

Erza smiled. "Good. I also tied up all the grunts."

"Great work!" Leo patted Erza's head, which she received with a radiant smile. He couldn't help but wonder why children and anime girls seemed to adore head pats so much. He personally hated it when someone touched his hair.

Leo peeked over his shoulder, his gaze settling on the main tower's entrance. The Tower of Heaven wasn't as imposing as its anime counterpart. It was unfinished and considerably shorter. However, his attention was snagged by the beam of blue light connecting the tower's peak to the sky.

[Be careful, host. The Parasite has some kind of strong system. Stay alert and prepare for the unknown.]

"Yeah, I see it," Leo replied. After that, the system fell silent.

Leo instructed Erza to move to the prison camp and free the remaining prisoners, knowing most guards would be protecting their Lord rather than the prisoners.

After Erza sped off, a smirk played on Leo's lips. He took a confident stride forward.

"Halt!"

"Die!"

Several Dark Mage grunts materialized in his path, brandishing their hands to unleash offensive spells. Unfazed, Leo displayed no hint of urgency. These guys were like children bringing sticks to a gunfight.

With a flourish, Leo produced an AK-47 from his pocket dimension. Before the grunts could muster a single spell, he unleashed a rapid burst of gunfire, roasting them all in an instant. The weapon vanished back into the pocket dimension as Leo retrieved a radio-controlled explosive device. He swiftly attached it to the main pillar of the tower.

"Time to move," he muttered, breaking into a run. He pulled two grenades from his pocket dimension as he sprinted.

"Get him!"

"Don't let him escape!"

Leo opted for the central main hall at the three-way intersection. As he raced through, he tossed a grenade down each of the other paths.

BOOM! BOOM!

Moments later, a deafening explosion ripped through the air. The only sounds that followed were the anguished cries of dying grunts and the sickening splatter of flesh painting the walls crimson. He ignored the carnage, his focus fixed on the five figures blocking his path further ahead.

Drawing his Desert Eagle with practiced ease, Leo blasted three grunts in the head with pinpoint accuracy, eliminating them instantly. The remaining two scrambled to conjure defensive magic, but Leo was already past them. Materializing his sword in a flash, he executed a series of swift, precise swings.

Swing! Swing! Swing!

Moments later, the two grunts crumpled like lifeless puppets, staining the floor with a fresh coat of red.

"I hate this," Leo gritted his teeth, his eyes narrowing. "But after what you've done to Erza and countless others, I can't let you live." He wasn't a bloodthirsty psychopath, but neither was he naive enough to show mercy to these monsters who had shattered countless lives.

"Well, it would be a long path." Looking up at the daunting height of the tower, Leo sighed. There were at least 25 floors to conquer, and with no elevator in sight, the climb would be arduous. Just then, a mischievous grin spread across his face.

"Nah, not today!" he declared, pulling out a grappling hook launcher. It wasn't as sophisticated as Batman's, but it would suffice. With a powerful launch, the hook soared towards the ceiling of the next floor, pulling Leo effortlessly upwards. He repeated the process, covering five floors in a flash.

There, he encountered another group of grunts holding captives hostage.

"Stop! Or we kill them!" a grunt snarled, brandishing a knife towards a woman.

"Damn it. This is going to be a long day," Leo muttered under his breath. With lightning reflexes, he drew his Desert Eagle and killed the grunt with a single headshot.

He then swiftly eliminated the remaining captors, freeing the hostages. Thankfully, the remaining floors – as he'd anticipated – were mostly deserted or guarded by a few non-threatening personnel.

Soon, Leo reached the top floor, moving cautiously. He spotted a fat, ugly man sitting in the center of the room.

"Fuck, it's an ugly bastard," Leo sneered. Why did all these Isekai villains seem to be such losers?

"Welcome, my dear friend," the man began as he stood up. "My name is Lord Frankenstein Stratus Belze—"

"Actually, your name is Dildo Dickless," Leo cut him off with a snicker. "Pfft! It was written on the entrance of the room, loser!"

Dildo went silent for a moment before erupting, "Don't call me that!"

Just then, the floor erupted, and several crystals began to pop up. Leo hopped and dodged several of them while drawing his gun and sword.

"I was going to ask you to join me, but after you called me a loser, the deal is off," Dildo smirked, conjuring a spell with his staff.

"Well, I didn't have any intention of joining hands with a loser anyway," Leo smirked, analyzing his surroundings and the enemy.

"GRR! Die!" Dildo fired a fireball at Leo.

"Bring it on, loser!" With Leo's smirk, the battle began.

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