Chapter 9

The next morning came around with Harry, Draco and Hermione doing down to breakfast and as they talked about each other's summer, they soar two owls with red letters in their becks, heading to Samual and Ron when it hit the table. They read it the letters burst open and turned to each other.

"You can go first," The first letter said in a female like voice that sounded a lot like the mother of the twins.

"Ok," the second letter said in the voice of lily potter "SAMUAL GODRIC POTTER TO YOU NOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. AND IF YOU DON'T WELL LET ME TELL YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO THE POTTER FAMILY THAT YOUR BOTHER IS TRYING TO FIX AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME SO IF YOU AT LEAST GAINED SOME BRAIN CELLS FROM ME YOU WOULD GO UP TO HIM AND APOLOGISE, BUT I WAS WRONG YOU ARE TO MUTH LIKE YOUR FATHER AN COMPLETE IDIOT, NOW I AS A TEACHER HERE AT HOGWARTS WILL BE KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON YOU AND IF YOU SO MUTCH AS GO A MILLIMETER OUT OF LINE THEN YOU WILL BE DENT HOME!" it showed at him then burst into flames. Now everyone was looking at Samual and the look that he was sending harry and the angry look on harry's face and if looks could kill Samual would be dead and then some and harry started to write a letter to send to the daily prophet.

Now it was the turn of the howler for Ron Weasley.

"RONALD WEASLEY HOW DEAR YOU STEAL THAT CAR?! NOW I DON'T NOW WHAT YOU TEACHERS ARE GOING TO DO ABOUT YOU STEALING A CAR I WOULD'T HAVE BEEN SUPRISED IF THEY EXPELLED YOU, YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOU, I DON'T WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I THOUGHT WHIT WE CAME BACK, AND IT WAS GONE?! NOW IF IT WAS NOT FOR THE LETTER FROM DUBELLDOR AND PERCY LAST NIGHT I THOUR YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SAME, WE DIDN'T BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS, YOU AND SAMUAL COULD HAVE BOTH HVE DIED! I AM COMPLETELY DISGUSTED AT YOUR ACTIONS YOUNG MAN AND NOW YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRATE HOME!" then the red letter turned to the youngest Weasley and said in a kinder voice "Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud" then the letter turned back to Ron and blew a raspberry at him be for it start it tear itself up.

Now the rest of the Weasley family was glaring holes in the head of their brother because of his stupidly and so McGonagall said at the top of her voice "200 points from Gryffindor for each of you" and now all of Gryffindor was glaring holes into the 2 second years because they now only had 62 points in their hourglass.

During the rest of the day, the lions tried their best to go gain back some ground so that they could get back to the third place and then get first if not second on the and during the first two days they managed to earn back 100 points.

When the ravens, snakes, lions and badgers were having one of their newly combined lessons Herbology, you could see the anger on the face of the Herbology for three reasons, and their names was Gilderoy Lockhart, Ronald Weasley and Samual Potter. The first tried to, "Teach" her how to handle dangerous plants, the Seconded was one of the reasons that the Whomping Willow hade most of its branches in a sling, and the last one was an annoying boy that did not care for the anything that was not himself.

"Today we are going to be working with Mandrakes. Now can anyone tell what a Mandrake is" professor Sprout asked the class, as hands of red, blue and yellow flew up, the red lions so that they could get points back from what the two idiots did the other day, the blue ravens were just so that they could see if they were right. The yellow badgers were just trying to show there head of house that they now about their favourite subject.

"Ok miss granger," the professor asked.

"Mandrakes or Mandragora is a powerful restorative it is used to return people who have been transfigured or cursed, to their original state, and the cry is also fatal to anyone that hears it," said Hermione adding something that professor Sprout was going to ask.

"Well done miss granger take 20 points for getting it correct and take another 20 points for reading my mind," she said the last part jokingly "Now when you are dealing with Mandrakes you have to grip their roots with a firm hand, but first you must wear earmuffs so that the scream will not kill you and because there Mandrakes are baby's there cry will not kill you, but you will be unconscious for about 1 or 2 hours give for taking half an hour."

And so she pulled the plant out of the earth that is was in and as soon as it was out of the plant pot it started to cry so loud that all the students were holding the ear muffs closed and then she put the Mandrake in a new plant pot and put some more dirt in the pot while doing that Ron fainted.

"Weasley has been neglecting his earmuffs" the professor said, and harry could see a small smile on her face. Still, it was soon erased when a boy from Gryffindor said no mam he had just fainted and she told the rest of us to, leave him alone and so we did. We all pulled our Mandrakes of their soil, and Samual potter got his finger bit trying to tickle the plat so when they were walking back to the castle, Harry, Draco and Hermione passed the first yours on their way to Herbology with the youngest Weasley in that group, and they could sense something was off with her, so Harry has asked his future sister-in-law/daughter-in-law to keep an eye on her during their lessons together.

During the rest of the day, the bronze ravens (Harry, Hermione and Draco) was going about their business and helping each other with homework and other thins that was part of the business idea. So we find the whole group in a room that was given them by Dumbledore so that they could do their plan without disturbing the entire school finding out beforehand.

"Daphne how many of the seventh years have you questioned about joining the business," Harry as he, Neville and the twins were working over a TV that it was like it was toning them as no matter what they tried they could not get a clear feed from, the pitcher from Pansy that had a camera in front of her while she was doing some homework.

"It's going well. I have 21 people interested. 9 Gryffindors 3 male and six female, five from Slytherin 3 male and 2 female, six from Ravenclaw 1 male and 5 female and finally 1 Hufflepuff and that is male, and that is all I got so for alpha-Kun" she said to him as she looked over the CV's that was given and made sure they were right for the job.

"Ok Lily, tonks what do the both of you have for me," he asked almost getting a clear pitcher as he told the twins to help Draco as he and Neville could handle it from there.

"Well we are working on making a wizard version of the internet and so for it is nearly done, and when that is done we can launch the internet Brower that we have also finished and I have also finished drawing the logo for the automobile part of the business," Lily said, showing them a crow that was flying a burring tire in its talons with a banner that said "Bellor's Wells".

The others thought was good, and so that was the second logo made for the different parts of the business then they went to the next class, and that was sadly DATDA (Defence against the Dark Art's) and wit the most useless man on the earth Gilderoy Lockhart, but the Copper Ravens called his Gayroy Loackfart so when they went into his class they sat at the very back of the classroom so that the blond ponce would not be any where near them.

"Now ladies and gentlemen let me introduce your Defence Against the Dark Art's teacher for this year…me" the blond ponce said with a smile that made harry sick in his mouth "Now be for I start Teaching I will hand out this test, and then we will see how much you now."

And when the test was handed out the questions on it was things like. (I am going to do all the "Questions" and then I will do what harry will put for each answer)

(1) What is Gileroy's favourite colour?

(2) What is Gileroy's secret ambition?

(3) What, is you're in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

(4) How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award?

(5) In his book Break with a Banshee, how did Gilderoy Lockhart bravely banish the Bandon Banshee?

(6) Which is Gilderoy Lockhart's best side for photographs?

(7) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever won the Dunstable Duelling Championship for wizards or just been pipped at the post?

(8) Which product does Gilderoy Lockhart use to clean his teeth with to achieve his famous dazzling white smile?

(9) Which is the person name which Gilderoy Lockhart has given to his broomstick?

(10) How Did Gilderoy Lockhart beat the werewolf?

(11) What is Gileroy's favourite Food?

(12) What is Gileroy's favourite Drink?

(13) What is Gileroy's favourite Desert?

(14) If Gilderoy Lockhart was going to go on Holladay were would he go?

(15) What is the most important thing, remember when facing a dark character? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(16) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever suffered any illness? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(17) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's recommended for preventing hair-mussing what facing ghouls? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(18) How was Gilderoy Lockhart able to defeat the werewolf in hand to hand combat? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(19) What was the secret weapon that we used to defeat the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(20) How did Gilderoy Lockhart track down the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(21) How did Gilderoy Lockhart defeat the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(22) How does Gilderoy Lockhart recommends keeping your robes wrinkle-free during a confrontation with a vampire? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves)

(23) What is the name of the first crush of Gilderoy Lockhart?

(24) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his first year of Hogwarts?

(25) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his second year of Hogwarts?

(26) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his third year of Hogwarts?

(27) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his fourth year of Hogwarts?

(28) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his fifth year of Hogwarts?

(29) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his sixth year of Hogwarts?

(30) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his final year of Hogwarts?

(31) What house did Gilderoy Lockhart get sorted in to during his time at Hogwarts?

(32) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite book in the Muggle world?

(33) How many places does Gilderoy Lockhart sell his books?

(34) Who does Gilderoy Lockhart love so much?

(35) What is Gileroy's favourite song?

(36) What is Gileroy's favourite place in the world?

(37) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most remembered for doing?

(38) Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's mortal enemy?

(39) Why did Gilderoy Lockhart save the children of the vampire queen?

(40) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's Mother?

(41) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's Father?

(42) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's firstborn elder sister?

(43) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's seconded born elder sister?

(44) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's pet dog?

(45) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's pet cat?

(46) When did Gilderoy Lockhart find the cure to being a werewolf?

(47) When did Gilderoy Lockhart find the cure to being a vampire?

(48) Name the presents that Gilderoy Lockhart at for his 7 Christmas's at Hogwarts?

(49) How did Gilderoy Lockhart get the information out of the vampire?

(50) Name Gilderoy Lockhart's girlfriend?

(51) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever been married?

(52) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's familiar?

(53) Were dose Gilderoy Lockhart buy all of his things?

(54) When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday and what would his ideal gift be?

Then when the test was given out, he walked back to the front of the classroom and said "Begin."

"Is he serious of this question" Harry said to Honoryumaru.

"Well he is a bigger idiot than your brother, and that is saying something," the fire dragon said back to him than getting a devious "Harry why don't you answer the questions that truly are what it is," she said with a dragon-like smile and harry getting the Idea started to do the answers.

(1) What is Gileroy's favourite colour? Luminous pink

(2) What is Gileroy's secret ambition? To make one trillion galleons

(3) What, is you're in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Being a total baka more so that my brother

(4) How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award? He won, and it was more than once

(5) In his book Break with a Banshee, how did Gilderoy Lockhart bravely banish the Bandon Banshee? She just looked at him

(6) Which is Gilderoy Lockhart's best side for photographs? With a loli

(7) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever won the Dunstable Duelling Championship for wizards or just been pipped at the post? NO

(8) Which product does Gilderoy Lockhart use to clean his teeth with to achieve his famous dazzling white smile? The tooth passed troll gizz-asel

(9) Which is the person name which Gilderoy Lockhart has given to his broomstick? Haven't clues

(10) How Did Gilderoy Lockhart beat the werewolf? By farting

(11) What is Gileroy's favourite Food? Ox balls

(12) What is Gileroy's favourite Drink? Monster Energy

(13) What is Gileroy's favourite Desert? Cake

(14) If Gilderoy Lockhart was going to go on Holladay were would he go? Well I would send him to the bowels of hell

(15) What is the most important thing, remember when facing a dark character? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) Know what you are doning.

(16) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever suffered any illness? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) Verbal diarrhoea

(17) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's recommended for preventing hair-mussing what facing ghouls? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) Hag gel guaranteed to get your hair gelled or your money back

(18) How was Gilderoy Lockhart able to defeat the werewolf in hand to hand combat? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) in a module Gundam suit

(19) What was the secret weapon that we used to defeat the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) he knows how to use a weapon…I did not know that I then his WAND because he is trained in a WAND

(20) How did Gilderoy Lockhart track down the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) he asked people where to find it

(21) How did Gilderoy Lockhart defeat the yeti? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) the same as the werewolf in a module Gundam suit

(22) How does Gilderoy Lockhart recommends keeping your robes wrinkle-free during a confrontation with a vampire? (This question was in sinnercharly's Pack of Wolves) he just asked Gilmore

(23) What is the name of the first crush of Gilderoy Lockhart? Stephanie Meyer

(24) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his first year of Hogwarts? Bad

(25) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his second year of Hogwarts? Terrible

(26) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his third year of Hogwarts? Crap

(27) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his fourth year of Hogwarts? Pants

(28) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his fifth year of Hogwarts? So bad it's not even funny

(29) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his sixth year of Hogwarts? Not good

(30) How did Gilderoy Lockhart do during his final year of Hogwarts? Shit that it is a miracle that he passed

(31) What house did Gilderoy Lockhart get sorted in to during his time at Hogwarts? Hufflepuff and I still feel sorry for my so many times great grandmother Helga

(32) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite book in the Muggle world? Twilight written by the devil woman Stephanie Meyer

(33) How many places does Gilderoy Lockhart sell his books? Only England thank kami

(34) Who does Gilderoy Lockhart love so much? Himself

(35) What is Gileroy's favourite song? Gay bar or YMCA

(36) What is Gileroy's favourite place in the world? A Gay bar

(37) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most remembered for doing? Being a bastard

(38) Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's mortal enemy? Anyone richer than him

(39) Why did Gilderoy Lockhart save the children of the vampire queen? They put a stake their harts to get away from him

(40) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's Mother? Jade

(41) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's Father? Jackal

(42) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's firstborn elder sister? Elizabeth

(43) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's seconded born elder sister? Elsa

(44) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's pet dog? Kujo

(45) What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's pet cat? Pussy

(46) When did Gilderoy Lockhart find the cure to being a werewolf? There is no cure

(47) When did Gilderoy Lockhart find the cure to being a vampire? There is no cure

(48) Name the presents that Gilderoy Lockhart at for his 7 Christmas's at Hogwarts? All Santa got him was Cole

(49) How did Gilderoy Lockhart get the information out of the vampire? Just by being there

(50) Name Gilderoy Lockhart's girlfriend? The devil woman Stephanie Meyer

(51) Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever been married? The devil woman Stephanie Meyer

(52) What is Gilderoy Lockhart's familiar? He has one …wow

(53) Were dose Gilderoy Lockhart buy all of his things? Gilmore's glorious goods

(54) When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday and what would his ideal gift be? June the sixth and A life

And when Harry was done with his test he handed his test back to Lockhart waiting for the real lesson to begin were his stated to say that people got their answers I've wrong or well brown-nosing like lavender brown was and that got the lions 100 points back to them then he walked and started.

"Now it is my job to help protect you from the evil in this world," he said walking over to a cloth that was on his desk that covering a cage and harry got a bad feeling knowing what was going to happen harry got his wand ready and when the blond ponce pulled off the cloth as Harry, Draco, Neville, Daphne, Pansy and Hermione facepalmed at seeing the pixies.

"Pixies" Samual potter said with a smile on his face.

"Fealty picked Cornish pixies now let me see how you handle them", and so all the pixies started coursing havoc in the room. So he used a spell "Peskipiksi Pestsernomi", and a pixy took his wand and thou it out the window then he was taking shelter in his office leaving it for the Bronze Ravens to deal with the pixie problem.

"Well, that happened," Draco said to Harry with a smile on his face then turned to the pixies in front of them and did the same spell that Harry did against his brother along with Harry, Hermione, Daphne, Pansy and Neville did the same.

"Call to the beast inside: Hunt dire wolf," Harry said as the crimson and black energy formed a dire wolf that was waiting for the other animals.

"Call to the beast inside: Roar lioness," Hermione said calling out a violet lioness that stood by harry's dire wolf.

"Call to the beast inside: Run leopard," Draco said, calling out a pure white leopard that stood on the left side of the dire wolf.

"Call to the beast inside: Fly high Falcon," Pansy said summoning a flacon made of pink energy that was flying above the ethereal dire wolf.

"Call to the beast inside: forage ice fox," Daphne called to a blue ice fox that stood next to the Lioness.

"Call to the beast inside: leap toad" Neville called to his toad spirt that came out net to the leopard in a green energy.

With all five spirt animals started to gather the pixies back around the cage with the dire wolf barking out orders to the others and the other teachers with harry and the others concentrating on keeping the ethereal animals around so that all the pixies could be court, a couple of the pixies thought that they escape thou the window. But, the falcon got to them just be for they could get out the window, the ones that tried to get out the door the toad used its tong to get them back in the room soon the other students, that was in the classroom was watching the 5 of them work as one then all 5 animals brought them back into the cage that was in the classroom and the toad locked it as the dire wolf threw the last one in the cage and the 5 beasts dissipated as the blond pones stuck his head out the room and said.

"Ok class I want you to right what was used to defeat the pixies, and that will be it for today's lesson," he said "OH and fifty points to those who got them back in the cage" and then everyone turned to the other teachers in the room.

"First to mister Neville Longbottom, I award 50 points for making sure that no pixies got out this door" professor Sprout said to him with pride.

"Second and third I award 5o points to each to Miss Pansy Parkinson and Miss Daphne Greengrass for not letting one of those small buggers for getting out of the windows and for being as cunning of a fox to trick them," professor Snape said with a grin on his face that did not belong there.

"And finally to Mr Shihōin-Potter, Mr Black and Miss Granger I award 50 points each for exhalant skills that would make anyone in a tournament green with envy" professor Flitwick said with a grin that only would be seen on harry with a wolf smile.