Laughter and Revelations

When a young lady was basically held captive in rooms like this it didn't bode well for her virtue. Although pressured constantly by Draco she had resisted his more physical advances but now it seemed her new lord had other plans.

Pansy heard the door open behind her and while terrified held head up high, turned round to face what the fate's decreed, Narcissa Malfoy!

Pansy stood stunned as the door was locked behind the Malfoy matriarch and it took two spoken words from Narcissa to break the standoff "Draco's dead!"

These words broke Pansy out of her stupor as she stumbled over and held the normally aloof woman, as the both wept for one lost so young.

Harry woke to a mixture of red and brown hair in his face as both girls lay their heads on his chest while quietly talking about their favorite man.

"Good morning love," said Hermione as she kissed her husband "I'm going for a shower" getting up and leaving a startled Harry in Bed with Ginny.

'Ginny wants to ask you something love, just say yes' said Hermione

Ginny was still hugging Harry when she started to talk "Hermione told me how you changed her life with a kiss and I really need my life turned around so could you please kiss me? I know my dream of being Mrs. Ginny Potter is not available anymore but I still want to be part of your life, I slept last night because I've never felt safer or more loved. I would like a kiss so I can move on with my life without wondering what if Harry had kissed me, I need to know. Please Harry."

Harry had both arms around Ginny, in bed while his wife was in the shower! This was taking 'Potter's don't do normal' to the extreme.

"Ginny I'll give you a choice, the position of Mrs. Potter has been well and truly taken but there's a vacancy for Miss Potter so you can join our family or have that kiss!"

"You would do that for me? You can do that?" asked an astonished Ginny

"Have I ever let you down Ginny?" said Harry quietly

Ginny squealed with excitement, grabbed Harry's face and thoroughly kissed him.

"So you don't want to be part of my family, that's disappointing but I understand," said Harry when Ginny had finished kissing him

A panicked Ginny suddenly realized what she had done "oh no Harry I want it so much, I just love you guys and got carried away, please Harry I didn't..." Harry couldn't hold back the laughter any longer and received a smack to the head for his teasing.

"Potter you prat, I thought I'd seriously messed up there!" said a now smiling Ginny who kissed his head where she had just smacked it and then burrowed her head into his chest.

"Can I have my husband back please" said a smiling Hermione entering the bedroom

"I've left you some things out Gin as we have a busy day ahead, we need to get you a bridesmaid dress for Saturday!"

Ginny just looked at Harry who nodded, bringing forth another squeal, kiss and cuddle combination before she leapt out of bed and gave a repeat performance with Hermione, then glided towards the bathroom.

Hermione leaned over and lovingly kissed her husband "you're a good man Harry Potter"

"You know its only a matter of time before the Prophet gets hold of this and Ginny would be vilified to the whole magical community! This way we can protect her, we may have to fully adopt to completely shield her but the look on her face was priceless! I'll talk to Bill this morning and when you're shopping get her a new wardrobe and anything you ladies buy is ok by me! Do you know if anyone asked her to the ball?"

"Ginny told me this morning that Neville asked her and she was writing home to ask for a dress"

"Can you and Emma get her something today? Those Gringotts cards do muggle and magical just please be careful and shout for help through the bond if you need it"

Hermione kissed him again as Ginny entered "so it's not just me who finds kissing Harry addictive then" she joked

"No I don't think I'll ever get enough of him" Hermione jokingly sighed

"As if my life wasn't bad enough with one woman in it!" earned Harry a few playful swipes and kisses as he made his way towards a waiting shower "you pair go ahead and I'll join you for breakfast"

Ginny and Hermione sat down to breakfast and were immediately pounced upon by a frosty Emma Granger "what may I ask was the cause of all the laughter emanating from your bedroom last night?"

Ginny answered' "I asked Harry what he'd done to my former mother and he told me" she mistook the puzzled looks so proceeded "Harry and Hermione have asked me to be part of their family so I'm going to be a Potter."

"And that's why you were laughing?" asked a puzzled Sirius, sitting beside an equally confused Remus who had joined them for breakfast.

"Oh no, it was her punishment that made me laugh it was just so fitting" Ginny now realized that none of them knew so proceeded to explain.

Harry walked in on his family having breakfast to find utter chaos with bits of food sprayed everywhere as they laughed themselves silly.

Albus never realized that goblins had a sense of humor but the evidence was hanging on the wall right in front of him. In a frame that was an uncanny replica of the one that held his Order of Merlin First Class was his latest award.

Gringotts Employee of the Hour

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Job Title

Gringotts Dragon Shit Shoveler

It was in his hair, in his beard and his beautiful robes were ruined! Albus never really considered being a seer as one of his many talents but had to admit his premonition from the other day was unusually accurate! He was literally in deep shit, shoveling it into bags marked Hogwarts. He hoped the little bastards fell in and choked!

A shrill voice complained to the goblin guard "how does he get a certificate? My Vernon's shoveled just as much shit as he has! Discrimination, that's what it is just because my husband is normal you give the certificate to the freak with the beard."

"Less talk, more shoveling woman" replied the guard "why can't you learn to work quietly like your husband?"

"He hasn't been able to say anything since Harry's wife did something to him"

"Don't mention that bitch in my presence" screamed Molly Weasley

"I thought she looked a very nice girl," said Petunia who received a shovelful of dragon shit to the face for her comments.

Retaliation was inevitable, resistance is futile and soon even Dumbledore's certificate was covered while the goblin guards stood out of range laughing themselves silly and drawing lots to determine who gets the pleasure of telling them the cellblock has no shower facilities.

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