"I will let it slide that the first thing you do is flirt with the nurse if you promise to get along with my husband, father."
"I have not spoken more than ten words to the man, so I can not guarantee that. Ask him to promise not to punch me when I feel like my chest could be used as a Cheese grater."
"Sorry, you just have one of those faces that makes people want to put a fist through it. I already made a deal with the Big Man Upstairs to not use you as a punching bag or target practice."
"The medical center president asked you to not make my injuries worse? I must really be in bad shape."
"I was referring to God, or more likely one of his more well-known angels if I am being honest, but you are not in top form shall we say. In exchange for not committing what I am sure still constitutes as a capital offense even for me, for interrupting things, please explain how you ended up as a human pin cushion."