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[songs]

[somewhere over the rainbow]

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

And the dreams that you dream of

Once in a lullaby, oh

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

And the dreams that you dream of

Dreams really do come true-ooh-ooh

Someday I'll wish upon a star

Wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where trouble melts like lemon drops

High above the chimney tops that's where

You'll find me, oh

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

And the dream that you dare to

Oh why, oh why can't I? I

Someday I'll wish upon a star

Wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where trouble melts like lemon drops

High above the chimney top that's where you'll find me

Oh, somewhere over the rainbow way up high

And the dream that you dare to

Why, oh why can't I? I

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ah-ah-eh-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

[I duckinf hatw you

Song by GHOSTEMANE and Parv0]

Fuck love

I don't want none

I don't want love

I'll be blunt, I'm a time bomb

Tick! Tick! Tick!

You say I'm a God

But I know I'm not

Why do I feel like nothing?

Literally a million other reasons

I gotta pretend I'm okay, but I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, not

What you want bitch? I'm nothin' but a notch

I went diggin' through my lungs, this is all I really got

When am I gonna learn to give it all up?

Nobody wants you, nobody wants you

When am I gonna learn there's never gonna be a

Forever for me a letter from me delivered to me?

Teaming up with demons instead of trying to defeat them

Looking shawty in the eyes saying, "Take it or leave it"

I'ma keep it under the wraps that I rap maybe then

She won't become a demon either and we can live in another

Reality count on me to fuck it up, fuck it up

Never not the case

Level 11 mage

I got it all made

Shouldn't I be happy?

Shouldn't I be?

Help!

I'm not fucking good

I'm not fucking happy

I'm never happy

No!

I was 15 following my dreams

Holes in my jeans

Daddy hated everything but his pills

Got his thrills with his finger in my face

In my face then he'd say, "What a waste, what a waste"

What a waste

What a waste! What a waste!

What a waste! What a waste!

What a waste! What a waste!

What a waste! What a waste!

What a waste!

What a waste!

What a waste! Ahaha!

[two birds]

Two birds on a wire

One tries to fly away

And the other watches him close from that wire

He says he wants to as well

But he is a liar

I'll believe it all

There's nothing I won't understand

I'll believe it all

I won't let go of your hand

Two birds on a wire

One says c'mon and the other says "I'm tired"

The sky is overcast and I'm sorry

One more or one less

Nobody's worried

I'll believe it all

There's nothing I won't understand

I'll believe it all

I won't let go of your hand

Two birds of a feather

Say that they're always gonna stay together

But one's never going to let go of that wire

He says that he will

But he's just a liar

Two birds on a wire

One tries to fly away and the other

Watches him close from that wire

He says he wants to as well, but he is a liar

Two birds on a wire

One tries to fly away and the other

[mama]

Mama, we all go to hell

Mama, we all go to hell

I'm writing this letter and wishing you well

Mama, we all go to hell

Oh well now, Mama, we're all gonna die

Mama, we're all gonna die

Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry

Mama, we're all gonna die

And when we go, don't blame us, yeah

We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah

You made us oh, so famous, we'll never let you go

And when you go, don't return to me, my love

Mama, we're all full of lies

Mama, we're meant for the flies

And right now, they're building a coffin your size

Mama, we're all full of lies

Well mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue

You should've raised a baby girl, I should've been a better son

If you could coddle the infection, they can amputate at once

You should've been, I could have been a better son

And when we go, don't blame us, yeah

We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah

You made us oh, so famous

We'll never let you go

She said, "You ain't no son of mine

For what you've done, they're gonna find

A place for you and just you mind your manners when you go

And when you go, don't return to me, my love"

That's right

Mama, we all go to hell

Mama, we all go to hell

It's really quite pleasant, except for the smell

Mama, we all go to hell

Mama! Mama! Mama! Oh!

Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma...

And if you would call me a sweetheart

I'd maybe then sing you a song

But there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a gun

You would cry out your eyes, all along

We're damned, after all

Through fortune and flame, we fall

And if you can stay, then I'll show you the way

To return from the ashes you call

We all carry on

When our brothers in arms are gone

So raise your glass high, for tomorrow, we die

And return from the ashes you call

[Fitzpleasure. Song by alt-J]

Tralala, in your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure

Deep greedy and Googling every corner

Dead in the middle of the C-O-double M-O-N

Little did I know then that the Mandela Boys soon become Mandela Men

Tall woman, pull the pylons down

And wrap them around the necks of all the feckless men that queue to be the next

Steepled fingers, ring leaders, queue jumpers, rock fist paper scissors, lingered fluffers

In your hoof lies the heartland

Where we tent for our treasure, pleasure, leisure, les yeux, it's all in your eyes

In your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure

Deep greedy and Googling every corner

Blended by the lights

[Best Friend. by Rex Orange County]

I should've stayed at home

'Cause right now I see all these people that love me

But I still feel alone

Can't help but check my phone

I could've made you mine

But no, it wasn't meant to be and see, I wasn't made for you

And you weren't made for me

Though it seemed so easy

And that's because I wanna be your favorite boy

I wanna be the one that makes your day

The one you think about as you lie awake

I can't wait to be your number one

I'll be your biggest fan and you'll be mine

But I still wanna break your heart and make you cry

But won't you wait?

You know it's too late

I'm on my own shit now

Let me tell you how it feels to be fucking great

I feel great

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

You need to be yourself

Love someone for loving you instead of someone really cool

That makes your heart melt

Who knows what you truly felt?

You're still my favorite girl

You better trust me when I tell you

There ain't no one else more beautiful in this damn world

In this damn world

You're gonna wanna be my best friend, baby

You're gonna wanna be my best friend

I said that

You're gonna wanna be my best friend, baby

You're gonna wanna be my best friend, best friend

You're gonna wanna be my best friend, baby

You're gonna wanna be my best friend

Best friend

You're gonna wanna be my best friend, baby

You're gonna wanna be my best friend

I say that I'm happy

I say that I'm happy

But no, no, no, no

No, no, no

Oh, I still wanna be your favorite boy

I wanna be the one that makes your day

The one you think about as you lie awake

And I can't wait to be your number, your number one

I'll be your biggest fan and you'll be mine

But I still wanna break your heart and make you cry

I still wanna be your favorite boy

I wanna be the one

I might just be the one

[September]

[Screams]

I can't remember

What happened in September

When everything is gone

When it's dark and I'm alone

It's been forever

Since I could have remembered

Where the hell is every pony

I just want to know the story

Of what happened right before

I became so alone

Still can't remember

What happened in September

Back when everypony died

Trails of blood during my stride

I just discovered that

The ponies were defeated

By something really strong

It seemed very weird and wrong

It just doesn't belong

Like it came out of this world

[Mic The Microphone:]

"Finally. {Crazy Laugh}

Finally It's done! {Crazy Laugh}

It's finally done! {Crazy Laugh}"

[The Living Tombstone:]

"Stop It! He's trying to kill us all! Stop it!"

[Mic the Microphone:]

"No! I'm Going to save you

I'm going to save you all! Don't you try to stop me!"

I've regained a small memory

Came to my head just like that suddenly

I think I've gotten a clue

Something tells me this is worse than what I knew

[Mic the Microphone:]

"This is your redemption day everypony!

Go away from me!

Stay away from me!

Go away! {Crazy Laugh}

You can't touch me now

You see this button here? I'm going to press it!"

[Screams]

I just remembered

What happened in September

I'm the one who killed them all

I survived after the fall

[Wolf in Sheep's Clothing]

Hahaha, this is about you

Beware, beware, be skeptical

Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold

Deceit so natural

But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning

Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul?

No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jill's a little whore, and her alibis are dirty tricks

So could you

Tell me how you're sleeping easy

How you're only thinking of yourself

Show me how you justify

Telling all your lies like second nature

Listen, mark my words, one day (one day)

You will pay, you will pay

Karma's gonna come collect your debt

Aware, aware, you stalk your prey

With criminal mentality

You sink your teeth into the people you depend on

Infecting everyone, you're quite the problem

Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hide

I smell the blood of a petty little coward

Jack be lethal, Jack be slick

Jill will leave you lonely, dying in a filthy ditch

So could you

Tell me how you're sleeping easy

How you're only thinking of yourself

Show me how you justify

Telling all your lies like second nature

Listen, mark my words, one day (one day)

You will pay, you will pay

Karma's gonna come collect your debt

Maybe you'll change

Abandon all your wicked ways

Make amends and start anew again

Maybe you'll see

All the wrongs you did to me

And start all over, start all over again

Who am I kidding?

Now, let's not get overzealous here

You've always been a huge piece of shit

If I could kill you, I would

But it's frowned upon in all fifty states

Having said that, burn in hell, yeah

Oh, oh, oh

So tell me how you're sleeping easy

How you're only thinking of yourself

Show me how you justify

Telling all your lies like second nature

Listen, mark my words, one day (one day)

You will pay, you will pay

Karma's gonna come collect your debt

Karma's gonna come collect your debt

Karma's gonna come collect your debt

[end]

[(you're welcome and thank you)]

Sauce: Onna Eromangaka Ga Inran Da Nante Gensou Ja Nai?

Author: Cuzukago

I think the end is some kind of hentai?

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