Chapter 88 - Holy Sh-

Friendship is a Game

by Twistedphoenix1

Edited by SpedaHooves

Instantly alert, Micro drew Bloodberry and Fluttershy readied herself for a fight, grabbing her Woobat's pokeball. The two of them went wide eyed when they saw what was in front of them.

Two girls who looked no older than grade school were being confronted by a man dressed in a black coat with a white shirt underneath. He seemed to be holding a blade made entirely of light. The first girl had brown hair and wore a green sweater with a yellow bunny on it and a red skirt. The second girl was more interesting. She had light purple hair and wore a frilly pink and white outfit. The interesting thing though were her short horns and a tail. A quick Observe on them all revealed more interesting facts.

The brown haired girl, Saikawa, didn't have anything real special (though the fact she had "Cutegasms" toward the other girl, Kanna, was weird). The other two however…

Freed Sellzen

(Stray Exorcist)

Lv 67

Stats (You are getting closer)

An exorcist who has been excommunicated from the vatican

Status: Sadistically Joyfull

Relationship: Doesn't know you

Kanna Kamui

(Neutral Dragon)

Lv 86

Stats (You are getting closer)

A member of the Neutral Dragon Faction

Status: Not charged up

Relationship: Doesn't know you

The dragon faction information was something to ask about later, but this Freed guy…

"Now you demon brat!" The exorcist roared. "Time to send you back to Hell where you belong!"

The man swung his blade of light down and Micro acted. In a single Blink, he was in front of the girls and barely was able to stop the sword with Bloodberry.

"What the fuck?" Freed said. As if he sensed her approaching, he dodged to the side and avoided getting bitten by Fluttershy. "Oh perfect! I get to rid the world of two demonic creatures and their followers at the same time!"

"Wha…" the young Saikawa stammered as the other girl Kanna stepped in front of her.

"Who are you?" Kanna asked in an almost monotone voice.

"Just a couple of tourists with a special set of powers," Micro answered. He kept it out of his voice but he was nervous.

This Freed character outclassed him and Fluttershy in terms of levels. While the gap between Fluttershy and the exorcist wasn't too high, the way she was eying the light sword made him worried.

"What do you think you're doing attack two little girls like that?" Micro asked, hoping he could delay a fight until he thought up a strategy.

"If they were just ordinary little brats, I wouldn't give a shit about them. But that horned one clearly had some demonic origin and so I must fulfill my duty to God and kill it!"

Micro raised an eyebrow and looked between Freed and Kanna.

"First of all, you were excommunicated so I don't think you're in a position to claim it's your job." Freed looked taken aback by the knowledge Micro displayed as he sent a message to Fluttershy. "Second, the girl is a member of the true dragon factions, not a demon."

Observe tells me the dragon girl with horns isn't "charged up." Find out what that means.

Fluttershy read the message and went to move when Freed pulled a silver hand cannon from his coat.

"And why should I believe someone who goes around with a big titted bloodsucker?"

The gun fired and Micro just barely knocked it out of the way with Bloodberry.

"Ok," Micro growled. "Trying to solve this with words is out. Attacking my girlfriend...really? Now...my rage has awakened."

BGM Start

Rage Awakened KH2.5 Remix

The Iron Watcher armor appeared around him and Zenyatta's Orbs immediately popped off his back and shot toward Freed. The exorcist was caught off guard and frantically shot at the projectiles dodging around any that came too close.

'He's fast,' Micro noted. 'Let's try and fix that!'

Taking one hand off his trusty beam katana, he channeled Moira's Biotic energy into it and slammed it into the ground. Purple vapor spread out and coated the street, sapping Freed's health and speed.

"Ok fucker! This is pissing me off!" He shot down the last orb and jumped at Micro. Raising Bloodberry to block he was too slow to stop a bullet from slamming into his knee.

It didn't pierce the metal but the force of the powerful weapon knocked his one leg from under him and he was open to the sword of light biting into his suit, scratching his shoulder.

"I'm going to go can opener on your ass!" Freed called as he went on the offensive. Micro struggled to get proper footing but between the armor being damaged and not working as quickly, not to mention Freed's speed, he was barely able to block. Finally, the exorcist fired a shot directly into his armored face and his head was snapped back. Freed finally had an opening and went to stab through the chest plate.

Unfortunately for him, there was another person operating the suit to make up for Micro's disorientation.

Just before the sword was driven in, the center of the chest piece glowed and Micro vanished.

"Oh give me a fucking-!"

A Doomfist powered punch slammed into him from behind and Freed slammed into a sudden wall of light. Bouncing of it he spun and saw the Stinger microbots shooting toward him. He ducked and fired at the armor which turned invisible.

"What kind of broken sacred gear is that!?"

Meanwhile Micro took the moment of confusion to look at the message Fluttershy sent his way.

The girl says she gains power from electricity. She hasn't plugged in for a while and planned to do so when she got home.

"Sombra! Get a message to the lab to have a clone drop a few electric types into the Inventory!"

"I can still hear you dipshit!" Freed yelled as Micro felt a bullet hit Tracer's Chronal Accelerator. Not irreparable damage, but he didn't know if he would be able to recall.

Three of Symmetra's turrets appeared on command and Freed destroyed two before they could fire. The third caught him in the back. At first, Micro hoped that would be the end of it, but of course the guy had some type of defensive ability.

The exorcist cursed before spinning and cutting the final turret down. Hearing the sound of the suit approaching he ducked another punch and got his chance. The sword of light came up and pierced right through the stomach of the armor.

"Oh look!" Freed cackled. "A bitch kabob!"

As he laughed, he felt the sword ripped from his hand. Staring, he watched the armor twist and punch him in the stomach. As he doubled over, he stepped back out of range of another blow.

"How...how are you-?"

He noticed then Micro was over by Fluttershy, Kanna, and Saikawa, a large white squirrel and an equally large yellow mouse standing next to the horned girl.

"What the-!"

Freed turned back to the armor just in time to dodge away from the repulsor blast that Sombra fired. Just as he was about to step back to gain some distance, he felt his foot get stuck. Looking down, he discovered the earth had seemed to swallow it. Micro smirked as a small army of clones ran in and began attacking the exorcist.

"This. Is. Getting. Ridiculous!" Freed yelled as he shot the clones. Suddenly…

"You tried to hurt me and Saikawa…"

The chilling voice coming from the mouth of a child sent shivers down Micro and Fluttershy's spines. Sombra flew back to Micro's side, letting him remove the light sword still stuck in her as Kanna walked toward the exorcist.

"Little brat!" Freed yelled and tried to shoot the small girl. Blinking by her side Micro blocked the shot with Bloodberry as a small ball of energy formed around Kanna's open mouth. "What the fu-!"

A crackling of electricity sounded as the energy shot in a stream toward Freed. He sidestepped but some of the energy caught him in the shoulder, burning through his coat and scorching his skin.

"Oh fuck this!" He yelled and energy surrounded him, a small portal opened up behind him and he backed through. "The brat might be a dragon, but if I ever see you and the fat tit bloodsucker again…!"

A fireball shot through the place where the portal had been as it closed. Micro growled and reached into his inventory, pulling out a few green health lollipops. He sucked on one himself and handed the others to Fluttershy, Saikawa, and Kanna.

"These will help heal any injuries you received," he said. They looked at him skeptically, but when Kanna took one and instantly crunched it to dust in her mouth, Saikawa accepted hers.

"Who...who are you?" Saikawa asked. With Micro focusing on consuming the life restoring candy, Fluttershy answered.

"My name is Fluttershy. This is my boyfriend, Micro."

"What am I? Chopped liver?" Sombra muttered in her computerized voice. Saikawa jumped, knowing that the suit was empty since Micro was still in front of them. Kanna reached over and held her hand, causing her to instantly go red and scream with joy.

'That must be what cute-gasm meant,' Micro thought.

"That's Sombra," He said when he finished crunching the lollipop. "Now, I think we should get you two home before your parents start to worry."

Kanna nodded while Saikawa looked nervous and squeezed her hand tighter. Fluttershy went to comfort the girl, and try to explain that some aspects of the night would have to stay secret as Micro looked at his health.

864/1575 (lollipop added 200)

'I was in my armor to… If I wasn't, even those few strikes would've killed me…'

Aside from Goddess form, he would not have stood a chance if they didn't get Kanna charged up. His attacks were little more than an annoyance to Freed. And a quick look at the light sword with Observe told him he made the right decision in not having Fluttershy fight him.

Light Sword

Uncommon

A sword used by Exorcists in their quest to destroy the demonic and undead

-200% damage toward creatures of demonic origin

-200% damage toward creatures of the undead

He wasn't 100% sure where Flutters fell since she was only half vampire, but he would not risk it. One thing is certain though. He needed to raise resistance skills, defense, something to protect him in case he ran into a higher level enemy like Freed again.